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HoboSpider

@hobospider.bsky.social
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Quittin' time every time Canananadian

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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 5h
"he's back and more pissed off than ever"
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More like Perfect Trailcams
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SaigaDOS @saigados.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
resident coward
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're a "lifestyle influencer" the public should be legally entitled to inspect your house without warning.
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One thing I was thinking of during the film was "I'd love to play this game"
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's being covered up by big... feet
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Real Clark Griswold energy
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shakes fist at sky "TINNED FISH REVIEWS!!!!!"
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Taking pole dancing lessons in Silent Hill
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The funk soul brother
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The ol' Barbification
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I barely know 'er
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm sure it tastes
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Call it the Strait upizass
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI data center ?
I’d rather be at the gay guy dating center
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Please, it's an emergency
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
One of each or both buckets have a mixture of shit and piss?
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In my child brain I imagined it like thick orange juice or butterscotch. I could've gone for a smackerel of either
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Winnie the Pooh made "hunny" look orgasmic. I want THAT
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Supposedly a new metroid has leaked, Metroid: Ravenous
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Watch It Played @watchitplayed.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And… that’s the:
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My friend and I rented this thinking it was just a long movie and watched it in a single night. My first binge watch.
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
bzpower.com
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Castlevania, as good of a series as it is, didn't add enough to the genre to be included in the term "metroidvania". It should be "Metroid-like".
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Was this robot based on Tim Robinson?
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Looks like you have two of those mats. Gonna glue them to your arms and try to fly? Swedish meatballs for energy and white claws for courage?
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Krispy @feathernotes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Fellow Canadians! Fuck AI data Centres, eh? Sign this petition and tell them NO! action.eko.org/a/mark-carne...
action.eko.org
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
5!
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You're telling me a Peter built this truck?
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Arctic Eggs
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial
Screenshot from the Nintendo website -

Intense Space Combat: Hop into your Arwing, a high-performance aerospace fighter, and use laser blasts to take down opposing forces. You can also brake in mid-air to get enemies off your tail (no pun intended), and, of course, pull off barrel rolls to defend against incoming fire.

Protection Against Perverse Enjoyment: The animal characters are not intended to provide sexual gratification. The Switch 2 console will shut down if it detects that the player is becoming aroused.
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>be prion @basedprion.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
enigma of amigara fault #lego
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It sure would be nice though
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Claire Hummel @shoomlah.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a piece dedicated to Matt Johnson, director, and his troika of fictional Matt Johnsons from The Dirties (2013), Operation Avalanche (2016), and Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. #ntbts
Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a poster design featuring Matt Johnson, director, in the foreground, as he looks on at his three fictional movie roles: Matt Johnson in The Dirties, Matt Johnson in Operation Avalanche, and Matt Johnson in Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. Each one is backed by their respective movie credit. The cord from NTBTSTM winds through the entire composition, tying them all together.
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
And they give him wings covered in this
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I think about this image every time someone says "a Frankenstein"
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman in a blue dress stands in front of a sign that reads dammit
ALT: a woman in a blue dress stands in front of a sign that reads dammit
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I wonder if Nintendo could catch lightning in a bottle twice (again?) and do a "A Link Between Worlds" sequel/pseudo-remake of Ocarina
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
What about LSD?
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Vallah - War Gods (1996)
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Guy who does it really wrong and ends up in Nirvana (the band) and another guy who does it REALLY wrong and ends up in Nirvana The Band
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing headphones says " usually you have to pay double for that kind of action "
ALT: a man wearing headphones says " usually you have to pay double for that kind of action "
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Voldo's started modelling I see
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HoboSpider @hobospider.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A shinji-less Eva series would be bold
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