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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTSSSSSSS

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

talk your shit, cayuts

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

UMass listened to this episode and took it personally

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

40 years ago, it was so common for men to have a beautiful house with a beautiful wife that he would frequently confuse them for another’s. Sometimes they wouldn’t even know how they had arrived at said location in a large automobile. Now the days have gone by and men struggle to achieve either.

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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.

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Whitney McIntosh @whitneymcintosh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

that guy? Travis Kelce

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Screaming at the music game ops played for the Knicks starting lineup intro, though they were doing the Spongebob piccolo bit

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911

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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/05/2026

now playing for the new york knicks

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

the Knicks are leading 60-19, which is actually higher than the scoring margin on the scoreboard in this Space Jam gag before it says "kinda one sided isn't it"

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

imagine the discussions fans at Hawks-Knicks are having about leaving to beat traffic

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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

A Kalshi ad that says "We don't do death markets"

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

KD misses his first FT, intentional FT miss goes OOB off the Wolves but TJ Shannon tips the inbounds and the Rockets can't get a shot off. Wolves defeat Scott Foster in OT

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Keerthika Uthayakumar @keerthikau.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

The 2 most confusing/annoying teams in the NBA are playing the drunkest game of the season.

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 20/02/2026

phil spencer collecting his final xbox paycheck

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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

This game feels like Kentucky at Auburn

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Hey I just wanted to apologize for my optimism here

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

She was gonna beat that man’s ass

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Mike @mikericci.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Ill-hands Omar

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story 2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat 2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship

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danniemcq @danniemcq.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.

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Ike Makos @ikemakos.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

POV: you are A.P. Hill on July 2, 1863, and you could have sworn you just heard someone say “I don’t plan to let you do that” in a Minnesota accent

painting of the 1st Minnesota at Gettysburg, where 262 men charged six times their number of Confederates and halted them

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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

How you can tell the protesters aren’t paid agitators: Watch the videos. It’s the accents. Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz. Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91. Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider. Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

“Miami will likely be an underdog against Indiana for the national title,” he said, pouring himself a pint glass of pure ketamine

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I won’t tag him here but I do think this Miami fan has the right idea

Grateful to Cig for letting me walk into the title game with no hope, and therefore no fear

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/01/2026

~65,000 Hoosiers singing Mr Brightside, then snarling boos at the refs for two straight plays, all while up 42-15 in a national semifinal. The score is 42-15 in favor of Indiana, to be clear. Also they're in a semifinal

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Air to Ground Message: WE HAVIN DUCK TONIIGHT. TY Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 170 A: #a37ea6d63da F: #fdb08b42159 #acars #vdlm2

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/01/2026

Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

for millions of years ducks have learned to trust Ponds ... but tonight they have been betrayed

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Every week for Indiana this year has been the greatest week in program history, succeeded and exceeded only by the following week

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/01/2026

New Year’s Resolution: be as excited about anything as Michael Irvin is about Miami football

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/01/2026

Getting blown out by a team that didn't even make the ACC title game? Just really sad to see a spot wasted on a mid-major like Ohio State. Imagine what a winner like Iowa could've accomplished

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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

😭😭😭

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

This is the best Browns-Jets game I’ve ever seen

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 18/12/2025

this is just being a SRE

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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.

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Stuffing the Passer @stuffingthepasser.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 02/12/2025

The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog

@GratefulKeg meme: They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother. Bane and a dog

Quote tweet of:
@Leeleefix

Dude, he left Juice in Oxford.

It’s all over the OM message boards. Seriously.

He left his dog behind…

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Joe Burrow asking Melissa Stark what the crab is 😂

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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Statler: That decision wasn’t half bad! Waldorf: Yeah, it was ALL BAD!!

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Look at this body position, Trevor Lawrence ate shit as hard as you could, he’s a hippo in wool socks on a waxed floor, he hit the turf going 300 miles per hour

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

QWOP’d his way into the endzone

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

how your email finds me

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD Trevor Lawrence is something else

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