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40 years ago, it was so common for men to have a beautiful house with a beautiful wife that he would frequently confuse them for another’s. Sometimes they wouldn’t even know how they had arrived at said location in a large automobile. Now the days have gone by and men struggle to achieve either.

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Is there some kind of ritual where you can write an obituary so bad that they come back to life to correct it?

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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

That rain helped delay things a touch at least!

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Whitney McIntosh @whitneymcintosh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

that guy? Travis Kelce

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

He’s just making that clear for the record. A federation ship with a cloaking device without the consent of the Romulans would be a violation of a treaty and he’s making it clear he isn’t aware of anything like that happening.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Screaming at the music game ops played for the Knicks starting lineup intro, though they were doing the Spongebob piccolo bit

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Peak limit seems like an odd term to use for a volume that accumulates over either 6 or 18 months?

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I wish I could get from MSP to MKE/Chicago for meetings via train without losing 2 entire days to transit

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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/05/2026

now playing for the new york knicks

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

the Knicks are leading 60-19, which is actually higher than the scoring margin on the scoreboard in this Space Jam gag before it says "kinda one sided isn't it"

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

imagine the discussions fans at Hawks-Knicks are having about leaving to beat traffic

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Mr Patel, the kindest bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

For what it’s worth, the Obamalisk isn’t actually a library either

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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

A Kalshi ad that says "We don't do death markets"

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

KD misses his first FT, intentional FT miss goes OOB off the Wolves but TJ Shannon tips the inbounds and the Rockets can't get a shot off. Wolves defeat Scott Foster in OT

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Keerthika Uthayakumar @keerthikau.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

The 2 most confusing/annoying teams in the NBA are playing the drunkest game of the season.

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Family feuds that rose to shooting in the mark twain era. The New Madrid quake in 1812 rerouted the river so it was really good land for cotton. www.gutenberg.org/files/8476/8... I think it’s just fields now

'There's been more than one feud around here, in old times, but I reckon the worst one was between the Darnells and the Watsons. Nobody don't know now what the first quarrel was about, it's so long ago; the Darnells and the Watsons don't know, if there's any of them living, which I don't think there is. Some says it was about a horse or a cow—anyway, it was a little matter; the money in it wasn't of no consequence—none in the world
—both families was rich. The thing could have been fixed up, easy enough; but no, that wouldn't do. Rough words had been passed; and so, nothing but blood could fix it up after that. That horse or cow, whichever it was, cost sixty years of killing and crippling! Every year or so somebody was shot, on one side or the other; and as fast as one generation was laid out, their sons took up the feud and kept it a-going. And it's just as I say; they went on shooting each other, year in and year out making a kind of a religion of it, you seetill they'd done forgot, long ago, what it was all about. Wherever a Darnell caught a Watson, or a Watson caught a Darnell, one of 'em was going to get hurt only question was, which of them got the drop on the other. They'd shoot one another down, right in the presence of the family. They didn't hunt for each other, but when they happened to meet, they puffed and begun. Men would shoot boys, boys would shoot men. A man shot a boy twelve years old-happened on him in the woods, and didn't give him no chance. If he HAD 'a' given him a chance, the boy'd
'a' shot him. Both families belonged to the same church (everybody around here is religious; through all this fifty or sixty years' fuss, both tribes was there every Sunday, to worship. They lived each side of the line, and the church was at a landing called Compromise. Half the church and half the aisle was in Kentucky, the other half in Tennessee. Sundays you'd see the families drive up, all in their Sunday clothes, men, women, and children, and file up the aisle…

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 20/02/2026

phil spencer collecting his final xbox paycheck

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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

This game feels like Kentucky at Auburn

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Hey I just wanted to apologize for my optimism here

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

The video was blocked and destroyed because the police recorded and reviewed women there changing and receiving massages. Ie, the cops were pervs too

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

She was gonna beat that man’s ass

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Mike @mikericci.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Ill-hands Omar

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

During WWII there were large POW camps near Phoenix, AZ. Mainly u-boat crews. The guards eventually kinda stopped with the entire guarding thing. A u-boat commander made an escape with some of his crew. They slowly all snuck back into the POW camp over a couple weeks.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story 2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat 2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship

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danniemcq @danniemcq.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.

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Ike Makos @ikemakos.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

POV: you are A.P. Hill on July 2, 1863, and you could have sworn you just heard someone say “I don’t plan to let you do that” in a Minnesota accent

painting of the 1st Minnesota at Gettysburg, where 262 men charged six times their number of Confederates and halted them

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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

How you can tell the protesters aren’t paid agitators: Watch the videos. It’s the accents. Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz. Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91. Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider. Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Over the top, lads! Wait, wrong whistle

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hobbesmaster.bsky.social @hobbesmaster.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Ted Cruz showing up in Indiana gear is the only way they can lose at this point

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

“Miami will likely be an underdog against Indiana for the national title,” he said, pouring himself a pint glass of pure ketamine

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