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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 9h
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12h
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 13h
it is important to realize that many reporters for mainstream outlets are enthusiastic cogs in this elite-coordinated propaganda machine. don't print lies in the newspaper
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 16h
I don't dare to hope, but the fact that this is even in the realm of possibility gets me excited. People are sick of the EC - the time to move is now!
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23h
I would like media that only ever reinforces my ideological perceptions in the most tediously didactic way possible rather than seeking to either entertain or challenge me, and will pass this off as insightful criticism.
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Ben Alpers @benalpers.bsky.social · 22h
Democrats do not only need to "go all in" on higher education. The party needs a genuine reset on its understanding of it. The last three Democratic administrations contributed to creating the crisis that higher ed is facing today.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 21h
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, yes
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This whole thread is fantastic, but this point specifically rings true. White people are bad at solidarity because we exist on a slope of privilege, working hard to hold on by ourselves rather than rejecting the system and working with others to build something new and better
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking of service professionals as part of your community & not your staff is a lost value (& skill frankly) for too many. Gotta sit everyone down & make them watch the Sesame Street “These are the people in your neighborhood” song w/their eyeballs preyed open like a clockwork orange.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is my feeling on this as well. If you are in the "there's no way you haven't heard X" club, you have no idea how much music there is available so easily now, nor how many people live in musical bubbles you know nothing about. It's fine, I promise.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 28/09/2026
i have not heard whatever song you're all fighting about because i don't listen to the radio and am rarely in a place where broadcast radio is playing. this is not the default for most americans, but it's not particularly uncommon now, either. there, i solved everyone's fighting.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have seen probably 10x more "oh you're too cool to like/have heard the song?" than any "I'm too cool to like/have heard the song" and every single one of the former uses the same "should we have a party?" construction Haven't seen a single one of the latter that was too cool/condescending
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Random popular songs are not culture wars. Otherwise the Archies would have marched on Washington when "Sugar Sugar" hit #1.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
USC won't ever see the light of heaven and this kid should be done with football
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey wow Chris Simms is a piece of shit. What the actual fuck. I'd rather watch Pat McAfee than that gross victim blaming fuck
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Will Rubin @willrubin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris Simms is now blaming Dante Moore for getting himself knocked out. Hey @nbc-sports.bsky.social control your dog.
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This may have been the most horrific victim blaming shit I've ever heard. Literally grotesque
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Steve Schulze @sschulze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still makes me sad that we got so close to a Spielberg produced, animated Monkey Island movie
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 26/09/2026
Schwarzenegger basically created the market for the consumer Hummer, so yeah I don't always see eye to eye with the man. But when a dude was raised by a literal Nazi said all Nazism did was leave behind a generation of broken and ashamed men, I kind of listen
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think its cool and neat but if you take out the exotic orientalism most of the japanese tips are just Extremely Cheapskate Guy tips dressed up in a kimono (complimentary)
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love how my solution to this is my solution to everything - cutting donor-reliant special interest groups at the knees and centralizing power in the party itself to provide a better pipeline for ambitious working class activists.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Omri Marian @omrimarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Allow me, as a law professor, to revise this a bit: Public commentary in literally any field would be better if there was proportionally more writing by experts in that field and less by law professors
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cleese, man I cannot imagine a worse fate than aging into the kind of twit you and your mates used to mock
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Without due process, you'll have no way of showing ICE that you're a citizen" is pretty effective messaging for normies! Do I wish everyone cared about undocumented migrants as much as they care about themselves? Sure. But they don't, and it's fine to have different messages for different audiences
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Personally I think it's fine to point out that policies intended to harm minorities also harm the majority! People respond to messages rooted in self-interest and it also emphasizes that we're all connected. "Trans bathroom bans harm cis people" isn't the only argument, but it's true & worth noting
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lol guess the context
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For no particular reason, I'm thinking about how the dissonance of Reagan's America led to Gen-X cynicism and wondering if we're creating another generation of incurable cynics right now
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You should sign up for Friends (or Best Friends!) and support RiffTrax because they are wonderful people and the value is crazy good for the price. Oh and they are hilarious!
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and guest @seemoreevil.bsky.social are talking about the many crimes of Frank Dux and his friends on this week's episode of The Secret Men! youtu.be/9zuM6oGeYpo
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The Secret Men: Part 9 - The Milan Roll Call with Dennard Dayle
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026
this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own it
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Strike Gently - Horse Pin
1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this relationship does not get less funny to me i’m sorry like i know there are real stakes i KNOW that but it’s so perfectly overbearing racist grandpa / grandchild who can barely muster basic manners
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 21/09/2026
This sounds like something you'd call a close friend like "What's hanging ratbag? "
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So we're doing transplants and "is the name Cho Chang racist, or just cringe?" discourse on here today. I know it's a Monday but way to phone it in
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
like if this us what you’re shit looks like in your thirties, there’s gonna be health code violations in your sixties
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My wife and I were just discussing this after a visit with her aging mother. People get tackier as they age, or so it seems. Can you imagine a *tackier* amount of collecting for millennials? It's gonna be bad
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this is why the beltway are to democracy what leeches were to medicine in the age of bleeding. they are parasites but we must let them be useful sometimes even if its just based on their desire to fatten themselves or else theres no need to allow them to exist amongst us at all
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Hoaks @hoaks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Genuinely this is the biggest problem affecting our democracy and it has been my whole life. Abstraction kills
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