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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19h

republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution

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Horatio Magellan Crunch @hmcrunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I realize they’re incapable of it, but these people should reflect on their sins before they decide public executions are cool and based

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Charlie Thomas @cthomasjamh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

whole ecosystems of flightless birds are about to blink out of existence in the next five years.

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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Samus is Here @samusishere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Andrew Tate stuff is so insane in retrospect because a bunch of Klan people (who currently run the United States) went to bat for a black Muslim solely because he was a human trafficker.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Tobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My neighbor told me the Middle East keeps eating his carrier groups so I asked how many carrier groups he has he said he just goes to PACOM and gets a new carrier group afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding carrier groups to the Middle East and then Pete Hegseth started crying.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Child Me would be very surprised to learn Adult Me eats brussel sprouts on purpose.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I will never respect Bibberty. I would throw him into a wood chipper without a second thought.

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Horatio Magellan Crunch @hmcrunch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This must be the info hazard those rationalist dorks are talking about

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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I feel like a major lesson of Trump is that people like him will act in bad faith or violate the law no matter what, so it's literally not possible to Trump-proof a policy except through robust removal and punishment provisions for people like Trump.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's a condition on which I would find this not only reasonable and acceptable, but an affirmatively good thing

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”

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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 22/09/2026

It's too late to punish trump sufficiently (he's not long for this world), but every single hanger on, enabler and heir must be stripped of wealth and imprisoned for the rest of their lives

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jae (hallowed) @fubarchitect.com · 22/09/2026

a lot of the...let's say, "urban disarray", is cumulative, as the broken window folks claim! but the first step isn't the broken window, or the tag. the first step is the unfixed pothole, the unanswered cries for help to city council. the first step is knowing you don't matter

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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026

Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

on one hand this is good pushback and is needed. On the other hand, the political press being willing to play good lapdog and nod along while he abused literally everyone till such time as he started beating them too tells us a lot about the character of the people in that pool

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Horatio Magellan Crunch @hmcrunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That’s some solid tape breakdown coach!

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Horatio Magellan Crunch @hmcrunch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You didn’t know that when he breaks bread for the Eucharist he cuts it tavern style?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/09/2026

(me, an absolute fool, skimming some weird blogger's embarrassingly tedious harry potter fan fiction in 2010): I can safely say no one who reads this will ever become important

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is the funniest possible statement they could have released, thank you

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Horatio Magellan Crunch @hmcrunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If pope Leo can’t solve the problem he sits you down in a pew and tells you to talk to L3 support.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's hard to express this without sounding kind of insane but this really is an ideology that views sexual assault and abuse as praxis because it's part of this broader ethos that's entirely about plunder and domination and just how funny it is when someone tells you you can't do them

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Horatio Magellan Crunch @hmcrunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“In 1869 Rutgers University invented football. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as bad idea.”

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.

Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"

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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the titans of industry are in agreement. naturally one assumes the proposal in question is bad or, at best, toothless waiting for zuckerberg to say "yeah we'll pace ourselves too" and everyone to laugh xcancel.com/sama/status/... xcancel.com/elonmusk/sta...

Screenshot of a post on X by Sam Altman quote-posting Dario Amodei:

Sam Altman (@sama):
I agree with Dario that we need to pace the frontier. This has been a primary topic of discussions we've had at OpenAI in recent weeks.

Committing to having independent evaluators with employee-like access is a great idea, and we will do the same. We'll have more to share soon.

Quoting Dario Amodei (@DarioAmodei):
We Must Pace the Frontier: I’ve written a new essay on why the AI industry should slow down, with a three-part plan for doing so.

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Elon Musk (@elonmusk): Dario is right

Quoting Dario Amodei (@DarioAmodei): We Must Pace the Frontier: I’ve written a new essay on why the AI industry should slow down, with a three-part plan for doing so.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2026

The normal mind might assume this is a photo of a person catching a football. Actually he's throwing it. Someone else caught it like 25 yards away as part of a touchdown drive

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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026

that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Our first 9/11 without Dick Cheney. He's looking up at us, though

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

it doesn't matter if promising $5k is a crime, if we're prosecuting him we have like 200 other things that are more prosecutable and if we're not prosecuting him he's certainly not prosecuting himself it matters that it's extremely not going to happen

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Charlie Kirk Day is the perfect right-wing holiday. You have to work. You have to honor Charlie Kirk for ???????. And if you post any of Charlie Kirk's exact words, you can be fired.

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