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hannah

@hjhaverkamp.bsky.social
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Costume designer, illustrator, college professor.

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Jes Battis @jesbattis.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Reminder: you don't have to engage with AI as an instructor. You can talk about AI--even build AI literacy, if you want to call it that--and still not engage directly with a brutal, unethical, ecologically disastrous bundle of technologies. Regardless of institutional pressure, you can refuse.
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
gAI art is bad because it's stealing labor. stealing labor from art is easy because no one sees art as labor, they see it as talent. they see it as talent because it's easier to believe they have a right to hate you because they can't stand they gave up and you didn't. fuck them, pay labor.
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
my job? oh I'm the guy who designs airport wifi. Yeah it's actually meant to be like that, it's a sort of misery-extraction system like in monsters inc. yeah tsa is part of it.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
embarrassing myself
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Really like this project by Ari Versluis and Ellie Uyttenbroek. Titled Exactitudes, it's a series of portraits stretching back 20 years that shows how people style themselves to signal they're part of a group and unique individuals within that group. exactitudes.com
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
auditioning for a Vivaldi solo, signing up for classical open mic, and enrolling in a second fencing class, my transformation into Julie D'Aubigny is underway
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Post from @suchnerve: Printing out a word document that says “I am a person” and then being like omg my printer is sentient now
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Aaron J. Waltke @goodaaron.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I can confirm the PBS Passport is a very good deal for $5/month or $2.50/month if you do yearly. Thousands of hours of top notch content. NOVA is great. The new Ken Burns doc on Leonardo da Vinci is excellent. You can sign up at the link below! www.pbs.org/passport/lea...
pbs.org
PBS: Public Broadcasting Service
Watch full episodes of your favorite PBS dramas, find in-depth news analysis and explore documentaries on history, science, art and more!
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
This is my under $50 Blick pick. You can also use Bee paper, I just wanted to show another brand. The 14 pan Cotman set adds a pink and a Payne's gray, which are excellent expansions on the core 12 set and worth the upgrade. Cotman brushes are very nice beginner brushes too.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Working on a t-shirt to sell to the weird people that show up in your mentions every time you talk about enjoying something that has crime or impure thought in it.
A stock photo of a man holding a phone wearing a shirt that says “I PERSONALLY ENDORSE EVERY BAD THING IN THE MEDIA I WATCH. MAY THEIR CRIMES ONE DAY BE MY OWN”
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
chipotle employee: ah so you're a teacher, you're probably gearing up for back to school soon me: i can't begin to explain how insensitive it is for you to bring this up
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
summer sustenance
a two frame pen drawing comic of a figure with short hair, glasses, a tee shirt, and shorts. The first frame they are facing away from the viewer, tearing into something splattering red with onomatopoeia of horrible eating noises. The second frame, they turn, glassy-eyed, mouth dripping red, with two slices of watermelon in their hands. 
Caption reads:
If you cannot decide what to make but you have waited too long to eat, why not try:
6-10 slices of watermelon over the sink
You will surely not regret eating 6-10 pieces of watermelon over the sink
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Marella Moon @marellamoon.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
just put these pieces up on my inprnt for a limited time! get them while you can! www.inprnt.com/gallery/mare...
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
went to Yale and visited Book Prison
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Recently turned in a deeply researched draft of a book on What AI Actually Is and reader, this is 100% correct
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I just got a hand-me-down record player so I can finally become the vinyl hipster I was meant to be, but it IS a trap bc it is a Surface that I'm not allowed to put Objects on :((((
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Anyone want custom patterns? Paper, mailed to you. I have a table finally and I’m really short on some bills.
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
MORE RENAISSANCE FAIRE TOMFOOLERY, this time a little corset belt for my friend, made out of a favorite pair of pants that finally gave up the ghost. But textiles don't get out of further work that easy in this house, they'll stay out of the landfill for years to come in this incarnation!
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
The Terror: a study in kitty mouths
It’s some caricatures of actors from The Terror. They look real dumbDitto on this one
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Ball fringe is the easiest shortcut to maximum whimsy, I find. Dawn-themed Renfaire costume in progress, very little attention to historicity, just going on vibes and responding to stuff I find in salvage or in my stash.
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jon @disparition.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
EULOGY FOR FIVE WAYMOS

There are still traces of you in the air
A delicate perfume of money and lithium oxide

Your final burning moments loop forever on the glass skin
  of the mirror world 

A bright mask to hide the growing thousands
   who do not know where their loved ones are
   who disappear on the way to work
   who followed the words of Emma Lazarus and found the promise rotting

Pay all that no mind, your fires shriek
  as though all acts of empathy are rendered null and void the moment              property is at stake

You never lived.
You were always substance, a mass of wire, metal, plastic and glass
   and now you are a pile of charred dust
You cannot be saved 

And yet is for you, and only you,
  the iron boots march westward
  and the heavy eyes of a million liars rest upon our names 

We will not let that weight drag us down
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
do you ever do hours of visual research to figure out what the age gap was between these guys and what period they were at the Vatican together and then what st peter's square looked like in 1510 etc etc before even starting a 2 page comic
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
teeny tiny drawings from the airplane #junicorn
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I am Once Again Asking everyone to read Terry Pratchett and specifically Going Postal
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Crazy that LA is real and not just something they made up for movies
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Kero 🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @kerothefrog.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride month
Manga panel from dungeon meshi. Laois saying " Next up is pride, being prideful is difficult. How are we going to achieve that one? Chilchuck replies "That should be easy for Marcille" and Marcille says "huh?"
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
maybe this is an ice cold take but Wes Anderson films are made for film actors who want the energy of theater but to still be paid like it's film
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
When I see a book ad with lists of tropes and character intros, I feel like I'm being focus grouped at. It's so corporate, it's so flat. No vision, nothing specific or idiosyncratic, just repeated overtures to how relatable and familiar the work is.
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I need a sports anime adaptation of this pronto
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
"HOW come can't breathe at home and y'all get tO breathe at home?""I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside," Boxtown resident Alexis Humphreys said through tears, holding up her asthma inhaler during a public hearing about the turbines on A April "HOW come can't breathe at home and y'all get tO breathe at home?"
Alexis Humphreys holds out her asthma inhaler while asking the Shelby County Health epartment rO deny a permit for XAl'S methane gas turbines. | Ariel Wittenberg/POLITICO's E&E News
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Blue canarye yn the outlette by the lighte swicche Who waccheth ovir thee Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
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Regular Mongoose @meeptheschmorp.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
ok fine not immune to a bandwagon
the title page of Malleus Maleficarum (the hammer of witches) modified to read Malortus Malorticarum
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
 AUTHORITIES SAY THE CHICAGO
 POPE CAN BE RECOGNIZED BY
 HIS HIGH-TOP SNEAKERS AND
 INCREDIBLY FOUL MOUTH.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Quick, somebody Photoshop a dude placing a folding chair on the pope’s throne or whatever
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Antiques Freaks @antiquesfreaks.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Our beloved shipmate @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social has returned! Tap the admiral. Timber-taster. Tom Astoners. Tumble up. All these nautical terms and more defined in this, the twentieth chapter of The Sailor’s Word-Book. open.spotify.com/episode/0aGK...
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T - The Sailor’s Word Book (1867) with Hannah
Antiques Freaks · Episode
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Woah. This is very cool. There is apparently almost no evidence for the “pagan goddess” Eostre. open.substack.com/pub/florence...
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Eostre: Pagan fertility goddess or complete fabrication?
Special Easter edition
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
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It's the 250th anniversary of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. A local TV station mapped the route out with nods to past and present Boston-area landmarks, including all seven Dunkin' Donuts a modern-day Paul Revere could stop at:
https://www.nocboston.com/news/local/paul-revere-midnight-ride-boston-today/3685215/
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
happy Easter to this masterfully done interpretation of the time between the crucifixion and resurrection. It's sensitive, astute, and moving, and I'd recommend it to anyone who understands the Easter story as fundamentally anti-carceral.
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Red tickseed @redtickseed.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
one thing about me, I love a goop dessert
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I'm gonna be honest this has become one of my go-to outfits (sans fanny pack) he really popped off with this one
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Oh yeah, I finished it, btw. And the show opened, and closed, and was very fun and silly. Learned how to do a couture method interlining to conceal the lines of the boning for this dress!
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
FWIW I was a huge HP fan as a tween/teen. It was my intro to online fanculture. You better believe I dunked that shit in the garbage the second that idiot TERF went mask off. Boohoo. I can give up something that was important to me once and move on bc I'm not an emotionally stunted child.
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 08/04/2025
Happy National Library Week!! A great time to ask everyone you know if they have a library card. #art #nationallibraryweek
Gouache painting of a spaniel, beagle, and german shepherd. They're holding in their mouths a tennis ball, library card, and rope toy respectively. The beagle looks very proud, while the other two stare at them.
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Natasa Ilincic @natasailincic.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
“Ossian’s Crossing“, depicting the poet’s last journey. Watercolour on hot pressed cotton paper. Size: 8.5 x 6 inch, plus white border. Comes with ivory colour mount: 11.7 x 8.3 inch. Now on Every Day Original✨ everydayoriginal.com/artistprofil...
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hannah @hjhaverkamp.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
nobody tells you this but you can just put whatever you want in the box at the whole foods salad bar. Absolutely unholy combinations. You can just fill that thing with dolmas and ranch and no one can stop you.
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Shufti and Wazzer on cooking duty
Cartoon art of Shufti and Wazzer from Monstrous Regiment. Both are wearing red military jackets and blue cooking aprons on top. Shufty is chubby with short dark curly hair. She is smiling and holding an onion in her hand, her apron says in all caps “don’t ask me for the secret family recipe”. Wazzer is short and very skinny, her hair is short and messy and she has a faraway look. Her apron says in all caps “i saw the face of god and she was weeping”
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