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chaos captain

@chaoscaptain.bsky.social
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Professional garment maker & vintage tailor. Fashion historian. Cat enthusiast.

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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Realizing I will not be able to go to the concert I wanted to go to, and now I need to figure out/find someone to give these tickets to. Whole thing I don't have time for.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know what's the worst. Getting your hopes about something that you then found out won't happen or you have to play the will-it-won't-it game again for years
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I applied to 53 jobs in the last few weeks, most of which I was extremely qualified for. Complete and total radio silence. Makes me feel not great about my post grad school prospects
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the problem with being extremely busy while having Problems, is that you can't lock in and ignore all the problems, the problems continue and interfere with the Busy
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Still taking suggestions!
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You know what, I need stickers for my new water bottle. What are everyone's favourite sources
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You know what, I need stickers for my new water bottle. What are everyone's favourite sources
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it's been 3 months since I lost my smell to (almost certainly, because what else could it have been) covid and while some of it has returned normally, some of it has returned wrong, and some of it is still gone. I am. Not having a great time as someone who's extremely food oriented
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 25/08/2026
BREAKING: Doug Ford challenges Donald Trump to a corruption fight in the school parking lot
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BREAKING: Doug Ford challenges Donald Trump to a corruption fight in the school parking lot
QUEEN’S PARK - Ontario’s premier has officially challenged the President of the United States to a corruption fight in a parking lot behind a local Etobicoke high school.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The extra annoying thing about the T*riffs screwing over my business is that I'd have a much better time if I'd been able to do the waistcoats for top surgery fundraiser I was planning for years, or extra commissions for moving funds
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Getting older is also getting more and more frustrated at your parents for putting problems off and not planning things ahead
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Getting really good at making assorted iced teas and syrups and such, which is good because I have a celebration coming up and alcohol is simply not something anyone is willing to spend money on these days
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
badly miss having a locked account on the bird app. I have things I want to say,
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The problem with realizing I'm miserable and something needs to change is that I've done it while I'm too broke to actually do anything about it
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
People who like vintage ties and see a modern tie you like. You can in fact hem a tie. I'm learning that hemming ties is so much easier than cutting and making a whole ass new tie. And there are so many beautiful ties out in the world.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Idk where I ended up on the author scam list but it's so weird getting emails people telling me they love my books or whatever. I'm just here like, "wow thanks, I don't remember writing and publishing any."
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cover letters. Send help.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Feeling like a failure after asking for help to lift one (1) heavy box because my spine is protesting.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Absolutely MUST cut my hair. Men are going out of their way to open doors for me and it's weird.
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Dictionary of Canadian Biography @dcb-dbc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bio of the Day: Thomas John (Tom) Thomson (1877–1917), artist. Through his friends at work, exhibitions, and the Arts and Letters Club, Thomson came to the attention of those who, in 1920, would form the Group of Seven, Canada’s first national school of art. www.biographi.ca/en/bio/thoms...
Photo of a young man in a dark suit and bow tie, with dark hair.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's weird picking up a book that multiple people have liked and just... absolutely hating the prose
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is my personal Sistine Chapel. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a light skined man laughing while lying on a carpeted floor. He is reaching out one arm to a short haired black cat, which has clamped its paws and mouth down over his hand in an attack.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Orville Peck tickets acquired
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wallpaper is so expensive, I think it'll be easier for me to lino stamp a damask print on my walls
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The skinny suit is very much a case of it "is it a fit, or are they just thin"
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Albert Victoria @albertvictoria.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I've made this two queer gentlemen from the early 1800s to celebrate this Pride month. LGBTQ+ people have always existed and always will exist 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #Pride #QueerArt
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm always trying to explain to people that menswear doesn't have to be boring but I'm trying to get into the nuance of modern dress codes and it seems like the only suits you can wear to a formal event (not black tie) are charcoal/grey and navy. Not black, that's for funerals. I take it back.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ok. I know work takes a while and there's priorities but I'd like to know why replacing heel caps is taking the cobbler two weeks. I would have done this at home. The last place I went to told me to go to a cafe and come back and did it in under an hour.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's cool seeing that bias silk dresses are having a comeback but. some brands cannot get the seams right.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Buy The Silk or We Have Polyester At Home A poll would be a really great option right now!
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Once again. People need to stop filming in public. Especially if you're filming random people going about their day. Random people's kids too.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I can't get into a new hobby that eats money. I simply can't!
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I have not been chosen by the Vintage Cufflink Distribution System, so I am up late on ebay craving the forbidden early plastics
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So much beautiful celluloid out there that I simply do not want in my house
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Ok I see that the Engagement Sword has taken off in a big way, but we should also consider: - engagement knife - engagement bras knuckles - engagement vintage cufflinks - engagement art nouveau table lamp - engagement first edition Gustave Dore Rime of the Ancient Mariner
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I have Got to get into painting again. Paint on canvas not digital. Maybe I need to start painting people's portraits.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have got to become a Leyendecker themed thirst trap again
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
On the topic of shoes. I want sandals that cover your toes to come back in a big way. Also perforated derbys and loafers. I want the sandal feel without showing off my runner's toe or getting stepped on, and the option to wear socks and it still looking like a fashion choice
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shoe enthusiasts. Help! Is there anything you can do about shoes that otherwise fit but slice right into your Achilles tendon and you're just getting sliced up with every step? I've tried inner heel cushion pads but they don't affect the problem area and make the fit uncomfortable.
photograph of oxford dress shoes on a person's feet, with arrows pointing to the problem area in question
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
There's so many books I've read lately. And these are conventionally published books with 3.5-4+ stars on storygraph. But they've felt half baked, or that they could be good with a couple more drafts and some feedback. Are we trying to fast fashion books or undervaluing editors or likely both?
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The met gala was tonight?????? Wow I really do live under a rock these days/in the research dimension
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I think black bra under white shirt is peak fashion
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When one of your go to local independent fabric stores with reasonable prices and stuff you can't get anywhere else starts using ai ads....
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a man with a beard is talking about destroying the sith and not joining them
ALT: a man with a beard is talking about destroying the sith and not joining them
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Huzzah! Bullying works!
Ford, province to sell $28.9M private jet 'as quickly as possible' after public backlash
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
And I can't get grants anymore
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Truly losing my mind because every attempt to get out of here for the last 3 years has flopped and I just can't take it anymore and i have to spend 4-5 hours commuting 5 days a week this fall as Everything is expected to go up and I don't want to be here I don't want to do this
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
So it turns out after trying to make sewing a hobby instead, I have simply stopped doing it.
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Insane experiences today. Family members worrying about low birth rates and I can't even afford to move in with a partner because you need 6 figures to rent your own place. Can't even imagine what people who actually want to get married and have kids have to deal with
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chaos captain @chaoscaptain.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
ABBA Take a Chance on Me but it's about applying to a job where you don't have 5 years of direct experience but you're absolutely sure you will figure it out omg please hire me
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 15/12/2025
Postal birds! 🐦✉️
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