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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 30/09/2026

Choosin’ Texas? Oh, you mean A-Pop Longhorn Hunters

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 22/09/2026

My main takeaway from Seoul is that we should start implementing the “wear national dress and you get into museums for free” program in the UK, mostly because I want to see what on earth that would look like

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 18/09/2026

I gotta go with this one imo

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Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression?
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A mutant: sure what's it called?
Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants
Mutant: w
Mutant: why's it called that

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like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the "brotherhood of evil gays"

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 18/09/2026

Ugh, the nepo baby discourse about this one is going to be so annoying.

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 14/09/2026

Putting together my outfit for Avengers: Doomsday

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jay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 12/09/2026

Begun, the Garlic Pasta Wars have

Pasta With 20 Cloves of Garlic, an insta post from bon appétit

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But not so fast, this insta post from NYT Cooking is Pasta with 40 cloves of garlic

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 09/09/2026

Insane to wake up and the US Open is still going

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Old Hollywood @theoldhollywood.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Gene Tierney between takes on the set of The Egyptian (1954)

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 26/08/2026

Rough week for Miss Piggy specifically

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 16/08/2026

Just found a very strong set of reaction images for when I’m trying to convince my friends to come get a beer

An ad from the 90s featuring Harrison Ford with his arm round a giant bottle of Kirin Beer like it’s an old friend. He’s wearing an outfit Derek Guy would salivate over

An ad for Kirin Beer featuring Harrison Ford. He’s holding a can and hitting an expression that says “come on, have a beer why don’t you?”

Harrison Ford in an ad for Kirin beer pouring out a giant bottle. He’s giving the camera an expression that says “we’ve gotta be near the end of this photoshoot, right?”

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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Ladies and gentlemen...this is Woke No. 5

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The long goodbye x the waters of March

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 05/08/2026

We really did lose something important when everything went digital

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 31/07/2026

Conspiracy theory time: this montage was originally soundtracked by “New York, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down” but it was too much of bummer so they swapped it out for an alternative Millennial Banger

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol III: Century (2009-2012 Moore/O'Neil, Top Shelf)

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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If your Python be Palin Or Idle, clean sailin’ If your Python be Cleese Or Gilliam, jeez.

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CN Lester 🏳️‍⚧️ @cnlester.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Love living in the a country with one of the world's leading music industries where the politicians are too cowardly to embrace the realities of our economy. Very normal, nothing gender about this at all.

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 07/07/2026

Avec du Plastic Bertrand

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 06/07/2026

I’m all in on a banter timeline now. America cheat their way to the final where they face up against, and lose to, England

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 06/07/2026

Someone asked me earlier today if I think England are gonna go all the way. And I said maybeeee

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/07/2026

one funny dynamic this world cup has brought out is british people getting annoyed with the americans on here for doing a really bad job of hating england, something we do every day by virtue of having to live here

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Amaranth M @jazzelves.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

In a just world, Cynthia Rothrock would be 10x as famous as Steven Segal and Chuck Norris combined.

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Just Another Apocryphal Mess @apocryphalmess.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 02/07/2026

"Do try and bring your VOIP-enabled headset back in one piece, 007"

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 01/07/2026

Prayers up for a Gentlemen Prefer Blondes KJB episode. (It is a heist!)

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

cunts are still running the world

me and jarvis cocker sharing a nip of potato chopin

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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Reject Embrace modernity tradition

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 23/06/2026

"You're a big man Polyphemus, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job."

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 16/06/2026

Why Don't We Do It In The Road? A Creep Mystery

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Is your child up at 9pm arguing about tram networks with the entire staff of the FT and some tedious Americans who are not familiar with the concept of a joke? This report make shock you.

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 14/06/2026

The Clock Man bit on Guy Montgomery’s Spelling Bee is such a specific bit of genius

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

congratulations to the kinks, i love waterloo sunset

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 11/06/2026

Seems like every morning these days I check this app and the Knicks have done something. Have they won the tournament now?

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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

"weirdly accented weirdly named sexually inadequate moon Trillionaire becomes threat to the UK" is a Bond movie premise where eventually he gets pushed into a tank full of horny sea leopards, but MI6 doesn't have the juice for that these days

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 01/06/2026

Even aside from how cool she is generally, it’s gotta be said that Naomi Osaka is a really cool name

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/05/2026

The people cry out for Jarnathan

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 30/05/2026

Sabalenka has got to have some of the greatest facial expressions in professional sports right now

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 29/05/2026

In this weather I desperately need the men of London to commit more strongly to deodorant

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PaAAAAAAAAH!!!z Pardo @pazsays.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

this is the ideal car body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

A buttery yellow ochre Fiat Topolino, all cute curves and just two doors, parked on the sidewalk looking like a lost lil teacup poodle.

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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

this is unworkably insane as well as morally repellent, and still isn't going to win the government any points at all from the people who are now going to tour the country waging lawfare against any organisations that look like they might be treating trans people with dignity

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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

'Elsa Lanchester' by Doris Clare Zinkeisen (1898–1991) (National Portrait Gallery, London)

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 18/05/2026

British food discourse keeps happening on this site because it allows liberal Americans to be racist while still “punching up” and Brits are uniquely touchy about being made fun of by the US, a nation considered to be a perpetual teenager

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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

This week's theme is 'People of London' - a celebration of ALL the people who make and have made London the beautiful city it is. ------ 'The London Underground' (from 'This Is London', 1959) by Miroslav Šašek

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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Thanks to Katie Carr on Threads, I just learned: in 1996, the cast of the newly-launched “Star Trek: Voyager” got together to do a feature for Parade magazine about the power of late-’90s technology. Behold its fabulously unhinged glory. 1/

The cast of "Star Trek: Voyager" posing dramatically/seductively/[something]-ly in black clothing against a white background with a variety of late 90s gadgets, for a feature on tech in Parade Magazine in 1996.

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