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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 18/09/2026

I gotta go with this one imo

prisonhannibal

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression?
: )
A mutant: sure what's it called?
Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants
Mutant: w
Mutant: why's it called that

jakemorph
like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the "brotherhood of evil gays"

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 14/09/2026

Putting together my outfit for Avengers: Doomsday

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 12/09/2026

Until someone uses 60 cloves

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 12/09/2026

Begun, the Garlic Pasta Wars have

Pasta With 20 Cloves of Garlic, an insta post from bon appétit

7 minutes ago

But not so fast, this insta post from NYT Cooking is Pasta with 40 cloves of garlic

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 16/08/2026

Just found a very strong set of reaction images for when I’m trying to convince my friends to come get a beer

An ad from the 90s featuring Harrison Ford with his arm round a giant bottle of Kirin Beer like it’s an old friend. He’s wearing an outfit Derek Guy would salivate over

An ad for Kirin Beer featuring Harrison Ford. He’s holding a can and hitting an expression that says “come on, have a beer why don’t you?”

Harrison Ford in an ad for Kirin beer pouring out a giant bottle. He’s giving the camera an expression that says “we’ve gotta be near the end of this photoshoot, right?”

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 07/07/2026

Avec du Plastic Bertrand

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 14/04/2026

His plans are measured in centuries

A screenshot from the BBC News site that reads “Chalamet thanked by Royal Ballet and Opera boss for boosting ticket sales. The attached photo is of Timmy with a shit-eating grin

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 27/03/2026

We need to go back

A screenshot of a tweet by @aethelfleds that reads:
Movies now: we've reconstructed the accent of ancient Phoenica and locked Robert Pattinson in a cell until he learns it
Movies in the 30s: hello darling how the devil are you? Say that's swell. Did you hear Constantinople fell to the Turks last week

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 11/03/2026

Hard to think of two more divergent films to double bill, really

A screenshot from Letterboxd showing that tonight I did the absolutely insane double bill of Armageddon and Hamnet

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 26/11/2025

“Conan! What is best in life?”

Smash your foes in close combat
Shrug off even the most grevious assaults
Assemble your models without glue

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 26/11/2025

me at my posting statiom

a lovely illustration from Wind in the Willlows of Mole sheltering from the rain under a toadstool

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 24/10/2025

Just finished watching the landmark 1969 TV series Civilisation by Kenneth Clark. Hard to think of a more humanist ethos than this, really

At this point I reveal myself in my true colours, as a stick-in-the-mud. I hold a number of beliefs that have been repudiated by the liveliest intellects of our time. I believe that order is better than chaos, creation better than destruction. I prefer gentleness to violence, forgiveness to vendetta. I believe that in spite of the recent triumphs of science, men haven't changed much in the last two thousand years; and in consequence we must still try to learn from history. History is ourselves.

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 15/10/2025

Drinking cocktails and listening to jazz while having sophisicated conversations in this house would fix me

View of some greenery from a mid-century home. There is a decorative statue, a pot, and the edge of a sofa

A multi level image of a beautiful mid-century atrium with wood fittings, greenery, and glass

A sitting area in a mid-century house. Antique furniture and art sits nicely in the modern looking space

an antique desk and chairs in a glass panelled office with a low wood ceiling

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 13/10/2025

You *cannot* convince me this guy isn’t a mouse that got turned into a human by a spell. Borrower looking mf

Josh “I’m definitely a human not a small creature” O’Connor wearing a tie that looks like a large ribbon he found outside his mouse hole

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 13/10/2025

The Bluesky Experience

Simpsons screenshot of Mr Burns and Lisa.
Mr Burns: So, what do you think of today's popular music scene

Simpsons screenshot of Mr Burns and Lisa.
Lisa: I think it distracts people from more important social issues

Simpsons screenshot of Mr Burns and Lisa.
Mr Burns: My God, are you always on?

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 27/08/2025

Hunter Swift-Kelce vs Barron Trump II (2060)

The knife fight between Paul Atreides (Hunter Swift-Kelce) and Feyd-Ratha (Barron Trump II) from the end of Dune: Part 2

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 07/08/2025

The perfect daily schedule is simply to copy Princess Margaret in the morning and Ursula Le Guin in the afternoon

Princess Margaret’s morning schedule:

9.00 A.M.: She has breakfast in bed, followed by two hours in bed listening to the radio, reading the newspapers ('which she invariably left scattered over the floor') and chain-smoking.
11.00 A.M.: She gets into a bath run for her by her lady's maid.
NOON: An hour in the bath is followed by hair and make-up at her dressing table, then she puts on clean clothes - as one would imagine of a Princess, she never wore any of her clothes more than once without having them cleaned'.
12.30 P.M.: She appears downstairs for a vodka pick-me-up.
1.00 P.M.: She joins the Queen Mother for a four-course lunch 'served in an informal manner from silver dishes', with half a bottle of wine per person plus 'fruit and half a dozen different varieties of native and Continental

Ursula Le Guin’s afternoon schedule:

I:00-3:00 p.m.—reading, music.

3:00-5:00 p.m.— correspondence, maybe house cleaning.

5:00-8:00 p.m.— make dinner and eat it.

After 8:00 p.m.—I tend to be very stupid and we won't talk about this.

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 02/08/2025

Well, it’s not stopped me listening but something’s broken since I ignored the verification

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 19/06/2025

*Vinyl Scratch* You’re now listening to… *Choir singing* 105.4 PTFX FM! *Giant Wooden Door Slam* Where we play nothing but Chants, Hymns, and Psalms! *Incense Holder swing *Crowd Cheer* *Swiss Guard Yell* This ain’t yer Grannies Catholicism!! *Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 07/04/2025

Your reporter who?

Screenshot from the BBC news site that says: But Trump defends his policy, telling reporters on Air Force One "sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something" - our reporter Bernd Debusmann Jr was on board

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 27/01/2025

All time great hater lyric here, who else was doing it like Bob

A line from Bob Dylan’s Positively 4th Street that reads: Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is to see you

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 06/01/2025

All I’m saying is that if I was a megalomaniacal billionaire obsessed with space I wouldn’t be antagonising the government with James Bond on the payroll

A poll from Elon Musk about liberating the UK from the tyrannical yoke of Comrade Starmer

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 25/12/2024

Rewatching the ‘95 Pride and Prejudice and my fav character on this go round is this guy who doesn’t give a shit about any of the Regency gossip going on around him and just wants to eat

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 06/12/2024

Four films that are way more in conversation with each other than you’d think

A screenshot of four films on Letterboxd.
Don’t Look Back, The Pink Panther, Spice World, and Ocean’s Eleven

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 05/12/2024

A perfect filmography

A screenshot of Meat Loaf’s acting career from Letterboxd

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 02/12/2024

Let’s get seasonal

A tweet from Devon that says: Absolutely sick of this shit. Do not cover "Santa Baby" unless you want to FUCK Santa. Dude at the Christmas Market singing "Santa Buddy". Your buddy is not buying you a Yacht. Get on your knees

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 20/11/2024

Did you guys know his real name is Humungo

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 19/11/2024

He's such a little shit I love it

Norton says Mangold told him that Dylan insisted on putting at least one totally inaccurate moment — he won’t reveal what — into A Complete Unknown. When the director expressed some concern about the public’s reaction, as Norton tells it, Dylan stared at him. “What do you care what other people think?” he asked.

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 18/11/2024

I get my news the old-fashioned way: seeing decontextualised jokes about it and working my way back

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 18/11/2024

Hope you’re making sure the fillings aren’t woke

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HJenk @hjenk.rocks · 16/11/2024

I’ve been reading David Niven’s 2nd autobiography looking for some fun Golden Age Hollywood goss and have been blindsided by this genuinely quite sweet portrayal of a friend of his, a sex worker in a lesbian relationship with a dominatrix