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Hieronymous J Doom

@hjdoom.bsky.social
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Podcaster, gamebook designer, disappointment. Queer. He/him.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19h
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 10h
Charles has a new hammer.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 11h
She sounds like a smart cookie and I gather most bridge players would rather not play than play with an amateur.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 20h
It's just Whist for wankers.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 20h
The stated goal was to make Bridge accessible to the general public and while it wouldn't be fair to call it an abject failure it would nevertheless be accurate. I could feel everything sliding off my brain to lie in a wet pike of opaque terminology at my feet.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 21h
The women don't look like sex problems to be fair but they do look like they think Hitler has been unfairly maligned by history.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 21h
Watching televised Bridge from the BBC in 1981 which I'm assuming didn't catch on. If I saw it with the sound off and you told me it was the sex predator Olympics I would believe you.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finished work. Going to get ripped to the tits on red wine and watch stupid anime with a needy dog. It's like the last days of Rome in here except that I do also need to eat a quantity of leftover boiled swede which is rather less fin de siècle.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haven't seen Orphan Black but agree The Good Place never really dipped.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People talking about good shows that turned to shit, of which there are many, makes me wonder about shows with decent number of seasons that never sucked. Even my beloved B5 and Buffy had bad seasons but I feel like Angel was always good.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looking forward to all the worst people in the fandom having Strong Opinions about a Dr Who cartoon aimed at small children. I can taste their salty rage tears already and they taste of victory.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've started watching Jujutsu Kaisen and it's great but also incredibly dense both in terms of storytelling but also visual design. It's quite hard focusing on the subtitles when every second there's another visual flourish demanding my attention. Style over substance works if your style is A+.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A good suggestion but challenging given that I don't eat meat or gluten and you can get either gluten free haggis or vegan haggis but not both. Would love to be proved wrong about this.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably shouldn't have cooked an entire swede yesterday as I'm now committed to a largely swede based lifestyle for the next couple of days. Swede for breakfast is it? It is indeed.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Ladybird version of Dracula scared me so much I slept with a tube of garlic puree on my windowsill for weeks and fashioned a cross from Lego bricks. Must have been about five.
Cover of the Ladybird adaptation of Dracula showing an oil painting of a curiously burly Dracula emerging from his coffin.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah. I think we did the first two series and had a pretty good time with both the overall show and shirtless Steven Amell.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting close to the end of Smallville and when it's done husband and I will need another very dumb but consistent show to watch while we gently slide into our dotage. Episodic stuff this all over the place feels like a dying art.
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Ben Evans @ogkittylyst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From FB: "Plurabelle Books in Cambridge [UK] (in the industrial estate off Coldham's Lane) has closed down and left masses of unsold stock in a skip and another smaller bin until Monday as a free-for-all."
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Joy unbounded from me at church at the discovery that today's reader was a gentleman afflicted with a sarcastic tone of voice. Isaiah hits a little different when it sounds like a Mary Whitehouse sketch.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@hansmollman.bsky.social
@hansmollman   

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Murdery Steve, he has never been questioned”
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dreamed I body swapped with a woman and I was pregnant and went to the doctor and her told me I was just fat even though I could feeling kicking and he was all "food does that sometimes" and told me to go away.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cronos from Venom gone. While I've switched sides from the diabolism of my youth I still have enormous affection for Venom who were genuinely original in that they couldn't play for shit but in a way that was vastly more artistically interesting than any amount of well honed metal bands.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
For those wondering what "Batman's Aff His Nut" sounds like in a proper Glaswegian accent, here's Robert Florence, who penned it, reciting it over a Batman teaser...
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning everybody!! Happy #Caturday 🐈
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Graham 🔜 TFN Swindon @thomsongraham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎉 To celebrate six years of The TFUK Guide, I am giving away this brand-new Transformers Retro Optimus Prime! 🎉 To enter: - Follow this account - Share this post The winner will be randomly picked on 3 October 2026. Open worldwide. Good luck!
A photograph of a MISB Transformers Retro Optimus Prime toy
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Breturn is a short term for rejoining the EU. It should be called Bringress.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It certainly did remain at rest for a very long time.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That sounds like it could be up my street. I'll add to the endless list.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Friction is underrated for psychological health. Some small stuff needs to be annoying so we can practice resilience for the bigger stuff. And that's why my midweek hangover is good actually. I'm basically doing excellent psychological work on myself by struggling to get out of bed.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 30/09/2026
This is so perfect. youtu.be/FNXoEhcz8z4?...
youtu.be
Kyle Gordon - If You Break Up With Me (feat. 10 Year Plan) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm starting to think we, as a civilisation, might have as many super hero movies as we need.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is the surprise going to be that the film tells a complete and satisfying story and doesn't wind up feeling like homework for a film as yet unmade?
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I maintain that MJF is a fantastic midcard act. He should be used like Jake Roberts or Kane as a jobber to the stars, running his mouth and dabbling in psychological torture before always losing the blow off match. Not least because his selling is his best in ring work.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching an old Ospreay Vs MJF match and the one skill they both have in spades is combining a terrible haircut with facial hair that is somehow even worse.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rewatching some later PAC matches and the thing that strikes me as unique about him was the way he was able to use jaw dropping athleticism as a heel. The huge moves didn't read as playing to the crowd, they read as sadism so the crowd popped for the unlucky face taking the move as much as PAC.
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
incredible scenes
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This afternoon I properly broke ground on my new gamebook The City By The Sea Where Doomed Gods Still Dwell which is a lot more influenced by Megaman than the title would suggest. So far it is only medium levels of unnecessarily intricate design.
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Somebody wake up Hicks @jonmarkhicks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jesus christ
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Strange unbidden sense of optimism about the day despite the grey drizzle and having slept like a nervous landmine. Maybe everything is going to be fine? Maybe beauty sleeps in the heart of all things? Maybe the dog won't piss on the floor when I'm not looking?
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a glorious cluster fuck of a movie. The very best kind of stupid where every decision seems to have been made by a brain damaged chimp the producers shot full of amphetamines.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It really helps that I haven't played a MK game since the first one. It's just this parade of joyously off-brand He-Man figures doing stupid violence at each other.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm having a lovely time to be fair. It's not short on energy and it's so badly made that it comes off almost like some kind of mental experiment in melding martial arts with expressionist cinema.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck me. It's James Remar.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine knowing you're the guy they get when Christopher Lambert is busy.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine not being able to get Christopher Lambert on board for a film.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am watching Mortal Kombat Annihilation not because I want to but because I must.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Inject this shit directly into my veins. www.thepinknews.com/2026/09/28/r...
thepinknews.com
Rapture: A Passionate Monk Romance in Queer Body Horror
Jordan Tannahill’s Rapture is a queer zombie film set in 1348, centred on a passionate relationship between two young monks.
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