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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Ladybird version of Dracula scared me so much I slept with a tube of garlic puree on my windowsill for weeks and fashioned a cross from Lego bricks. Must have been about five.

Cover of the Ladybird adaptation of Dracula showing an oil painting of a curiously burly Dracula emerging from his coffin.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Reading old comics and I'd completely forgotten that Weetabix used to be promoted by a gang of skinheads.

It's a group of five lumps of bone dry breakfast cereal dressed as 80s skinheads for very unclear reasons.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Important exhibit at the People's Museum in Manchester which is a fantastic place celebrating 200 years of kicking against the pricks from the Peterloo massacre to the radicals of 21st century. This banner dates from 1977.

A purple banner with a pink triangle in the centre and the legend "GAYS AGAINST FASCISM"

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Currently reading a knock off Shadow story from 1940.

Pulp magazine cover for The Spider. There is a lurid picture of a suited man with a cape and a Revolver and a woman in peril. The story is titled Pirates From Hell!

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This is a lovely little micro dungeon crawler card game. Superb theming and very addictive gameplay. Amazing the strategy you can get from less than 20 cards. I have yet to win but that's fine.

Brut Fort: A Solo Card Game by Alfred Valley.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Henry Fawcett does not have time for your bullshit.

Bust of noted 19th century blind MP Henry Fawcett. He does not have time for your bullshit. It’s part of his monument which is beside the Thames and attached to a still functional Victorian water fountain.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Don’t you dare talk that way about my large adult son.

A picture of the kaiju Gezora who is a giant wobbly cuttle fish with googly eyes and if you are mean about him I will attack you with a spork.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Are we in the worst timeline or the best? It's increasingly hard to tell. One thing is certain, we ain't in any kind of middle.

Cover of Archie Vs The Terminator issue 1. The crossover that manages to feel both insane and inevitable.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

This is the absolute best way to sink Burnham's chances. Is he secretly a political genius? (no)

BBC website screen shot with the headline "Starmer says he will campaign for Burnham in Makerfield" and there's a picture of his stupid fucking face and everything.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

If you see this post your getaway vehicle.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Found in a local book exchange. They don't make covers like that any more. I don't even care whether the book is good.

Copy of Ice-Breaker by John Gardner. The cover boldly proclaims "Ian Fleming's masterspy James Bond is back in John Gardner's Ice-Breaker". The cover is black with a gleaming skull that for unclear reasons has a pair of tired looking green eyes. The title is slightly embossed in metallic blue. It is from 1983

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Stupid holiday reading while I'm cat sitting for my sister. Can it somehow be even worse than the Left Behind series?

A battered paperback copy of Babylon Rising by Tim Lahaye and Greg Dinallo. I must stress that I did not pay money for this book.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

RIP Nelson the cat. You were a proper cat until the end.

A black cat in a box staring at the camera like he's expecting something. Food probably.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Billboard advertising the concept of February.

A plain grey billboard in Todmorden with a blue car parked in front of it.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

The adoration of the mushroom cloud. Forthcoming album artwork.

A collage showing people cowering in awe at the majesty of a nuclear bomb.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Door with ghostly child hands in Northampton.

Black and white photo of a very modern plain with quite old stone around it. There are ghostly hand shapes sprayed on each side.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Ringo Starr is a collaborator. Spread the word. You are being lied to.

A poster in black and white showing Thomas the Tank Engine in front of a nuclear explosion. The character I knew as The Fat Controller lies dead opposite. I think he's called Lord Toppam Hat now which is fair enough on one level but I bet there's a dark story about how he got his peerage. The text reads SAY NO TO DEVIL TRAINS! THOMAS ENDORSES NUCLEAR WAR! Educate yourself on Sodor's secret bunkers. What use is a train when all the tracks have melted?

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

No one talks enough about Sooty's sordid past.

A picture of British fascist Oswald Mosley dramatically addressing a crowd. I have crudely pasted Sooty the glove puppet over his upraised have.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I think I prefer the full colour version. Makes it clearer that Quetzalcoatl is annoyed that one of his scarabs has got out.

Full colour collage of a feathered serpent inside a self-storage unit near Filey with a scarab.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Can I offer you a terrible collage of Quetzalcoatl checking in on his self-sabotage in these troubled times?

A very bad collage of a snake in a self storage facility. One of his scarabs has escaped.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Christmas reading to go with my special Christmas present of Covid.

The Bizarre World of Fake Video Games. A pretend guide to various pretend games by various artists and Super Eyepatch Wolf.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

"It would appear that our Rotary Club has an enemy/enemies" might be the greatest opening line in the history of passive aggressive posters. I don't know who the enemy/enemies of the Ilkley Rorary is/are but I salute anything that led to the creation of this work of art.

Vandalism here
It would appear that our Rotary Club has an enemy/ enemies. Four times this year this display cabinet has been deliberately forced open and any poster on display removed leaving the cabinet door swinging dangerously in the breeze. To cap it all, the whole cabinet was prised off the wall and dumped down the street. Why would someone do that? The events publicised in the cabinet over the period were a choral concert at St Margaret's, a Folk Concert at the Clarke Foley and a Recycle Day. The posts are purely informative of forthcoming local Rotary events.
Nothing controversial there you would think. The cabinet cost £500 funded by our Members. The Local Authority has given permission for it to be sited here.
The Rotary Club raises money for charities many of them local to Ilkley. No Club Member benefits financially from the collections, i.e. no management costs. The Club is not affiliated to any political organisation. The Club does not have a religious bias.
The Club does not take sides in global conflicts but it does raise money for those innocent civilians who suffer during conflicts. The Club also raises money to help people who suffer following natural disasters such as earthquakes, flooding etc. Our Club has donated over £100,000 to charities in the last five years, money largely donated by you, our local citizens and businesses. If you have any information about this please contact us: email ilkleywrc@gmail.com. We want to be able to tell you about forthcoming events.
The mantra of Rotary is - "Service above self" - which says it all in a nutshell.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Prayer glyph 6. A stand against despair.

Three lobed prayer glyph on a purple and red background. All spirals are closer to the point of origin than you think.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Glyph 5. A prayer for victory.

Oddly garish prayer sigil in pink, black, and yellow.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

My darts accuracy has improved a lot but I still can't actually hit the double I'm aiming at with any degree of consistency. Endless near misses are still misses. It's an entertaining paradox.

Three days thrown at the double 6. Two are in the single 6 and one is in the double 10. All are less than a centimetre from the double 6.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Prayer glyph 4. For self-control.

An occult looking sigil drawn in white on a background of dark blue and black smudges. It is intended to evoke feelings of being in control of your life through the grace of God.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Prayer glyph 3. Against Nazism.

Glyph on a yellow and red background. Merely by looking at it you participate in my prayer.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Two of my sister's cats trying quite hard to occupy the exact same space.

Two small black cats curled up together on a yellow blanket where there isn't really space for both of them.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Look everyone! The lizardman is capable of basic empathy! A millionaire experiencing the bare minimum you would expect from a functioning human is somehow news!

Picture of William Windsor looking sad on the BBC website. The headline reads: William visibly moved as widow tells of husband's suicide

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Searching for guidance on a crossword clue with 9 letters and the AI summary excels itself by providing 9 nine different answers and not a single one actually has 9 letters. How is Google this fucking shit all the time now?

• Al Overview
Two prominent Russian cities with nine letters in their English names are Vladivostok and Murmansk. Vladivostok is a large port city in the Russian Far East, while Murmansk is a major port city north of the Arctic Circle.
Here are some other 9-letter Russian city names:
• Belgorod
• Birobidzhan
• Novokuznetsk
• Pyatigorsk
• Ulan-Ude
• Yakutsk
• Yekaterinburg

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Good news! Someone killed and pickled Elsa and The Hulk and now you can buy their tiny corpses in a corner shop.

Terrifying jars filled with an unknown fluid with a sort of chibi Elsa and Hulk in them.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Pleasantly gynocentric depiction of The Universe in a copy of Hildegard of Bingen’s mystical theology.

The world is surrounded by a field of stars and a border of divine flame in this medieval illustration. It looks like a vagina with the flames forming a halo of blond public hair. There’s a clitoris and everything.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Turns out if you believe in yourself and train hard amazing things are possible. I'd like to thank all the people who have supported me along the way. Top of the world Ma! TOP OF THE WORLD!

A packet of Seabrook Worcester Sauce flavour crisps that are all that stands between me and total mental collapse.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

This rubber band ball is made entirely out of rubber bands from Aldi spring onions. It is arguably the greatest accomplishment of my life.

I don’t know what to tell you. It’s a rubber band ball made entirely out of blue rubber bands. It’s maybe three cm across.

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Seen lurking by the side of a gate while taking my brother’s dog for a walk. Later a man asked if I was local and nodded to himself when I said I wasn’t.

A naked manikin in the form of a child looms out of the darkness on a country lane. Is that another shadowy figure behind it?

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Look we’ve all been there. Suck it up and get out there and gorilla.

A comic panel. In the foreground a man wearing the bottom half of a gorilla costume looks down sadly. Behind him there is a poster bearing the legend ‘Fred Pearson in The Great Gorilla’ beneath a picture of a gorilla. There’s a sticker over the top reading ‘3rd big year’. The sad man, clearly the lead in the show. He says: I’VE BEEN PLAYING THE MAIN ROLE IN THIS SHOW FOR TOO LONG! I FEAR IT’S DONE SOMETHING TO ME… SOMETHING TERRIBLE!

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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Asking the important questions.

Additional questions from a Google search query.

His many panopticons are there in Lancashire?
What is the panopticon controversy?

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