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Orli Matlow

@hiremeimfunny.bsky.social
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Yet another comedian and writer (Adult Swim, SundanceTV) Subscribe to WAR IS STUPID: AN ANTI-WAR PODCAST ABOUT WAR linktr.ee/orlimatlow

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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 11h
I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 12h
i cannot stress enough how much israel sees diaspora jewry as an instrument to be exploited and not as members of their extended community to whom allegiance is owed as much as it is demanded
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New episode of War is Stupid… is live with Brandon and Lance Kramer, the team behind the Oscar-shortlisted documentary Holding Liat. It follows the family of October 7th hostage Liat Beinin Atzili fighting to get her back while the people around them prioritize destruction.
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seated for Patriots at Bills 🦬🦬🦬
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A response I couldn’t have fathomed 15 years ago: “What radicalized you?” “Oh, it was Robert Kraft’s treatment of Macklemore, I’d say.”
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My Simu Liu Liberty in 2
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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hear me talk about my Native history comedy book We’ve Been Here The Whole Time! on War is Stupid with @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social - Christopher Columbus Was 'Genocidal Mr. Bean? with Native Comedian Joey Clift. Orli is a great host and we really went deep on the landback movement!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Britney Spears @britneyspears
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Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? | love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
13:31 • 10 Feb 11
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Patient Zero" seems pretty sad for a girl so in love
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If someone posted this about a Jewish Senator, it would be rightly condemned as anti-semitism. El-Sayed was born and raised in Michigan, but because he is Muslim he is perpetually foreign and under suspicion.
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Houthis are advancing because they’re hornier. It’s science.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"It just seems to me that you have Northern Ireland and you have Ireland, and it would seem to me that one of the naturals of all time is put them together" -President Donald J. Trump
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More like Rep. Gregory Strongs
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yeah so what happened here is that Bob Kraft spends all his time marinating in social media that tells him that Jews and Judaism are under assault from everywhere which is why he parses what seems to me to be pretty anodyne support for human rights as an existential threat
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 15/07/2026
A new year, a new goal! Help us raise $180,000 before Rosh HaShanah for the Gaza Soup Kitchen, which provides food and medicine to thousands of displaced Palestinians each day.
givebutter.com
High Holy Days 5787 Tzedakah Campaign
By Gaza Soup Kitchen
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shanah Tovah, Bills Mafia
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Veteran NCR Ranger with huge HOPE syringe meme
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The position of mainstream US/UK Jewish communal organizations is that the West Bank is in NO WAY part of Israel and it's unjust to judge the Israeli state by its actions there, but also you're obliged to treat it as if it's an inalienable part of Israel in every other way. Schrödinger's Occupation.
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fixed it
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Historian here. Let me explain how in the past far-right parties in Germany have caused problems not only for their own country, but for other countries as well: (1/?)
Far-right AfD wins historic victory in German state
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
kirk screaming khaaaaalshi
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Some of you have never known the joy of spoonfeeding a man sourkraut while another another watches while nursing a pop tart, and that’s sad.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
most embarrassing guy of all time
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
KNICKS IN 5
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The two genders
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“It’s not done in your interest anyway…don’t be a loser.” New episode of War is Stupid: An Anti-War Podcast About War is live with Palestinian political strategist @hamzeawawde.bsky.social, breaking down the peace-industrial complex tr.ee/GBoiEpAmfJ
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Okay it’s on then!!!
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 24/08/2026
mark ruffalo did nothing wrong, but the jewish establishment rallying around the ellison family to defend them from criticism of their financial relationship with the israeli military is doing something wrong in all of our names as american jews, using us as a shield for war profiteers
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The ‘Axis of Evil’ speechwriter having a post at the Atlantic is a testament to the lack of accountability that helped pave the way for our current moment.
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is actually hilarious
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Part of the reason a lot of super rich people are so awful is that when normal people get an absurd amount of money, they immediately start looking around for who they can help.
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Haven’t rooted for a bus this hard since Mean Girls
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I left Twitter in 2023, when I realized that Elon's changes had made the site useless for me. I had a half million followers, but his new algorithm drove my engagement numbers down to nothing. I wasn't actually reaching anyone. I was just providing cover for Nazis. So I left. You can too. Honest!
I haven’t been blind to the steady enshittification of Elon’s Twitter, but I’ve been telling myself that I still had a big platform — just under a half million followers — and the growing strength of misinformation on the platform meant I had a duty to stay and push back against it.
Except, as I slowly realized, I don’t have a big platform anymore. Engagement on all my posts is down dramatically under the new system, and a post that would’ve racked up a thousand RTs immediately is now lingering for days with a dozen or so.
I think my fellow (former) big accounts there need to realize that we’re experiencing a bit of a phantom limb syndrome. We still have a big number of followers, but they’re not actually seeing what we post and we’re not remotely having the impact that we once did (or at least thought we did).
Again, all we’re doing is giving our personal seal of approval and a sense of legitimacy to a place that’s rapidly becoming an alt-right hangout of grifters and grievance artists.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"AI prompts are discoverable" is going to lead to so many funny lawsuit outcomes, my god
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My statement on the closing of Cats: The Jellicle Ball
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
New episode of War is Stupid: An Anti-War Podcast About War is live with pacifist Presbyterian pastor Ben Daniel ☮️ tr.ee/GBoiEpAmfJ
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One of the many reasons I prefer the Nexus definition of antisemitism to the IHRA is that the former includes "denigrating or denying the Jewish identity of certain Jews because they are perceived as holding the “wrong” position (whether too critical or too favorable) on Israel."
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
I love when rich people are like I will be pursuing my upscale lifestyle in Indianapolis
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New Jewish Narrative @newjewishnarrative.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The olive harvest is increasingly marked by attacks on the land, lives, and property of Palestinian farmers. That’s why NJN is supporting Protect the Harvest, which will bring volunteers to the West Bank to help safeguard this year’s harvest. Register by Aug 21st: protecttheharvest.net
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Dr. Black's Medieval Remedies @winstonblack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My god, what an image. Dead kings in a plastic box, carried off as the world burns.
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Please hire me I’m in Brooklyn and on Tinder
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Congratulations to the LA Clippers on becoming LA’s less sketchy NBA team!! Kawhi Leonard simply loves planting trees, you are the people’s princess!!
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