Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism 13504148
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Micah @rincewind.run · 2hthis is indeed a criminal investigation, in the sense that everyone involved in pursuing it is a criminal 81686205
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!daniel chamberlain @amfmpm.bsky.social · 3h"girl plucked from obscurity because of her singing voice becomes wealthy and is undone by a shopkeeper refusing to sell her a mechanical singing bird" is simply too hans christian andersen for me 01259
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3hMy penis biologically craves only the novels of fellow genitaled James Patterson and no amount of woke brainwashing can convince me otherwise 2639623
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 16hWas just on Threads and this was my "For you" algorithm when I posted a comment debunking the story. Say what you will about BlueSky being a bubble, but its not designed to enrage and deceive its users 521137153
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 3hSeems like a good time to recall that in 2019 Laura Loomer traveled to Ilhan Omar's district with fellow "journalists" Ali Alexander (of Stop the Steal fame) and Jacob Wohl (of "hipster coffee shop" fame) to create a range of false stories meant to discredit Rep. Omar www.indy100.com/news/ilhan-o...indy100.comLaura Loomer tried to doorstep a congresswoman. It went very wrongDemocratic congresswoman Ilhan Omar has already made waves since taking office in January, causing a stir among her own party after criticising the influence of Israeli lobbyists in Washington.Her cri... 925185
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!haunted patchrick @patchesmel.one · 20hThis is just baseball players’ version of talking about growing up drinking out of the garden hose, nostalgic for a reality they didn’t understand while they were in it 1749
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21hYou can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts? 200141992423
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Micah @rincewind.run · 22hdo not gaze too long into the mind of the median voter, lest the mind of the median voter gaze also into you 461451125
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21hUh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center? 628245585283
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Take me down to the Palindrome City where the set ups don't always have punchlines 1223153
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16hthis was the conclusion of the Castillan crown while he was literally still fucking alive 341890301
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14h“bsky is dying” shut up we’re all dying 15772136
cuddly but deadly! @hikeofthemenrys.bsky.social · 13hMainstream Dems should never talk about anything else the other 11 months out of the year. I mean what are we even doing here 000
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15hso cheerful and inclusive!!! 1363865340
cuddly but deadly! @hikeofthemenrys.bsky.social · 15hHonestly I saw it once Blue called it, but I wouldn’t have noticed it otherwise 100
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Vince Guerrieri @vinceguerrieri.com · 15hIn one of his books, the late Ron Luciano said, “I never understood the balk rule, so I never called it.” 021
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!brandon @flurryfrom30.bsky.social · 16hguy who came up with the balk rulestatic.klipy.comTimbaland Kewcheeeman: Deep in ThoughtAlt: Timbaland face 021
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Matthew Reichbach @fbihop.com · 16hA good time to remind everyone that no one knows what a balk is. 041
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026They now have sexually transmitted diarrhea but I got mine through lettuce, the way god intended 914425
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026Here is my pitch for anyone who has worries about rail: I think that building out rail is a necessary (but not sufficient) step in transforming American cities from totally car dependent to slightly walkable, in a way that no other form of transit is. 231481204
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Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I keep trying to think of any historical example where a given technology's PROMOTERS AND TRUE BELIEVERS were like 'we are absolutely going to ruin your fucking life so be prepared like it's the end of the world' 1292781627
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Reposted by cuddly but deadly!David Gerbosi @gerbosi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I recorded a radio commercial with him once. While I was editing he picked up a copy of The Onion and read this article. Dude was pissed. Every vein in his head bulging. Trying to explain to Ditka the concept of a satirical newspaper was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. 532235
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comFinish HimALT: Finish Him 196120442715
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent 460175422686
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions. 222069333
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This would sink a presidency in any other era. I would bet most Americans will never hear it even happened.wapo.stTrump bought over $1 million in SpaceX debt days before unveiling space policyThe purchase, revealed in his latest financial disclosure, involved a firm directly affected by his administration’s actions — and led by presidential ally Elon Musk. 6338611401
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026its just weird how theyre never gaming out scenarios for curing cancer or anything like that, i couldve sworn they said that was one of their big goals 341830340
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026moths must have been bored out of their minds before we invented clothes and light bulbs 115046
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Vance re Oklahoma City: 01217
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026huh, interesting that vance thinks this is the worst terrorist attack and not oklahoma city 1775936852
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Richest man alive, who sentenced millions of the neediest people on earth to death, thinks we should be nicer to AI 1419330
cuddly but deadly! @hikeofthemenrys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Also the Chronicle is breaking my brain, this poll shows the proposition winning by a 12 point margin but apparently this means that it is not winning at all 000
cuddly but deadly! @hikeofthemenrys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hmm… support transit, give workers a method to get to their jobs, mitigate ever-worsening traffic jams and slow the rate of climate change… or save a few bucks on my taxes? This is really a hard choice says apparently 18% of the Bay Area population. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...sfgate.comVoters are split on whether or not to save Bay Area public transitOnly 48% of respondents said they would vote for the tax measure. 100
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Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My safe word is liberty biberty… 55220
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 08/10/2026Like every single thing the man does, "SI" is a test to see if you will kneel. All you have to do is kneel. 0172
cuddly but deadly! @hikeofthemenrys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean, he definitely has a lot of gall… 000
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!All Chickens Are Beautiful @bogchickens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He’s confused de Gaulle with Pétain. 021
Reposted by cuddly but deadly!Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The moment you realize it’s 10mg per piece of chocolate and not per chocolate bar. 10621
