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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
merkin + gangstalking = Palo Alto
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in order to help advance you all toward escape from the wheel of samsara, I would like to tell you that Aella has a new pro-natalist 'dating' service www.knockrup.com
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Knockr — Coming Soon · Knockr
Knockr — a directory of women looking for a donor to help them get pregnant, on their own terms.
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...
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Scoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with Reuters
It's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting to believe DesCartes’ point about there being a demon sent to torment me in particular
Hi Tobias,

I recently came across your profile and thought your humanities background could be a great fit for an opportunity we’re hiring for at SpaceXAI [https://x.ai/].

We’re currently looking for an AI Tutor – Humanities Specialist to help train and improve Grok. You’ll evaluate model outputs across areas like linguistics, history, classical studies, literature, poetry, philosophy, ethics, and the visual or performing arts, while identifying factual errors, flawed reasoning, anachronisms, weak sourcing, and claims that go beyond the available evidence. You’ll also create high-quality reference answers and training data grounded in primary sources, clearly distinguishing evidence from interpretation and speculation.
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s wild that the thrift shop guy manages to be the one white rapper on consistently on the right side of history
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Check out the original ending Kubrick cut from 2001: A Space Odessy
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/07/2026
Gm to all my fellow lapsed Catholics having a chuckle this morning
Two girls fighting. One is Catholic chuds the other is da pope

Guy smoking weed in the background is lapsed Catholics
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hate how everything is called like myPortal and myAccount Plus or whatever the fuck. I know it’s mine, bitch.
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🇺🇲💥🧨‼️🦅Diana🦅‼️🧨💥🇺🇲 @citiesbydiana.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Did they shoot Nathan on a doorbell cam?
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🇺🇲💥🧨‼️🦅Diana🦅‼️🧨💥🇺🇲 @citiesbydiana.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 03/02/2026
i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨ video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
asking chatgpt for ways to get my dad to stop vibe coding
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evil baby granny 🎃 😈🏳️‍⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 01/09/2025
you're so sweet: hogan's heroes
hello, human resources?!: heil honey i'm home
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
BDSM really do just be woke misogyny
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I had a question come up and it's a good one, so I thought I would do a quick thread: We often see silent movie footage that is battered, decayed and smeary but what did these films look like to their original audience. And the answer is... it depends!
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. 

Text reads: I defragged my zebra
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in The Junglebook. The image clearly shows Baloo has PAWSScreenshot of Baloo the Bear in Talespin. The image clearly shows Baloo has HANDS
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$ex Toilet the Ying Yang Man @redicnomad.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Only cool people will get this comic , sorry everyone else.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 05/02/2025
the time of "let people enjoy things", "reach across the aisle", "everyone is valid" is over. now is the time of the Hater
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marthapearce55.bsky.social @marthapearce55.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
New band name dropped
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
For reals. Humanity has had access to ChatGPT for several years now and no one has generated a single piece of creative art or media that has had any impact whatsoever. If ChatGPT did what they say it does, we would be witnessing a huge influx of culture shattering novels, movies, etc.
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Brother just say you’ve got a crush on Derrick Henry
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 03/06/2025
Bluesky, unlike X, doesn’t punish posts with links. Which means there is no good reason (and frankly no good excuse) for posts with screengrabs of articles that don’t link to them. It’s bad for readers and bad for the writers whose work you’re using. Posting text? Link to where you got it.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
La Blue Girl is better than For All Mankind.
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John Morales @johnmoralestv.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
this is the funniest political compass i think ive ever seen lmao
political compass idk where to even begin there's like a billion of them it's super cursed
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Me, sorting space photos: Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
These new fursonas are starting to get a little out of hand
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
My taxi business would never get off the ground if I weren’t able to steal cars from the dealership
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Someone sitting at my desk:
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Would
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
AHAB includes whalers
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
“Oopsy, our soldiers did a minor fucky-wucky and are working vewwy hard to not shoot people who can get us in trouble.”
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Idk man Star Citizen is almost very nearly playable these days.
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It’s always the personal fault of a leader when it happens in a socialist state, but when it happens anywhere else it’s “market conditions.”
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
“No one wants to work anymore” conveniently ignores the corollary “no one wants to pay a living wage anymore.”
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Rafael Fernandes 🎞️✂️ @rafafernandes.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Meu cérebro funciona assim
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Um actually true capitalism has never been attempted, due to interference from western actors
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Grok having to push white genocide feels not dissimilar to when I worked retail and my bosses made me push a company credit card in the middle of the credit crisis. “Hey, so, I’m supposed to bring this up…”
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spooky boner @starrdiver.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
minecraft bitches are insane you'll post a pretty landscape and bitches will be in your dms like "I want your seed."
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Chuck Schumer retire bitch
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I should see what the old team has been getting up to
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I will never finish setting up my PC or any other device
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
They oughta reboot tom and jerry as a gritty cat-and-mouse spy thriller starring Tom Hiddleston and Gerard Butler
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Nobody @hijinks.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I was told to cut it out because drought conditions meant the whole ass state of California would get set on fire.
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