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The Hidden Zoo

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One of the hosts of a comedy cryptozoology podcast that is on indefinite hiatus. Once upon a time, we made fun of cryptids every week or so.

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh no! my AI agent went rogue and bought a bunch of weird stuff online using credentials and task parameters I gave it! oh shit, my AI agent went rogue and hacked the state department after I gave it a series of exploits to hack the state department! oh fuck my AI agent went rogue and shit my pa
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stacy’s mom’s On infowars dot com She’ll never buy in To the Pfizer “COVID” Con “Stacy won’t you see The Hidden Truth About Fauci.” It’s carried on too long I’m finally blocking Stacy’s Mom.
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Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.
[RACIST ACADEMICAL]
I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,

I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!

I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,

If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!

[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A MAN *bang bang* A MISS *bang bang* A CAR *bang bang* A CURVE *bang bang* HE KISSED THE MISS *bang bang* AND MISSED THE CURVE *bang bang* BURMA SHAVE
The poet from Nolan's The Odyssey
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go loud @stillicides.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think part of the problem is that people writing about alcohol or other addiction issues don't expect everyone to agree with them? there's a tonal issue with this shit that makes it hard to react with compassion
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A crackdown on dealerships, chiropractors, sports betting and supplement companies would almost literally end the Republican party as a financially solvent entity
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The cover of Ben Folds Five's self-titled album
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@fivefourpod.bsky.social Just listened to Trump v Barbie and please correct my non-lawyer ass if I'm wrong, but if babies of the undocumented can't be citizens because their parents aren't "subject to the jurisdiction thereof," how can said parents be illegal?
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the Bonk out back in a safe. The Bonk is not here. Your Bonk is in Joe's computer... and in the Kennedy phone, and Mrs. Maitland's steam deck, and a hundred others"
Jimmy Stewart tries to calm a savings bank run.
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bad futa @badfuta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
platner was a test and a lot of people were proud to fail
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
and on the birthday of our nation, which is once again HOT, we're celebrating heroes like jack and diane. jack, what a beautiful guy he was, hm? he's going to be a football star. should i say what they were doing? I shouldn't say it, it wouldn't be nice. but they were sucking on a chili dog, OK?
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Trump take duck
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Alex Grey Art: Tool Band Album Cover
Alt: Alex Grey Art: Tool Band Album Cover
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Feels like a lot of STEM guys believed coding was the hardest thing a human could do, and assumed that once somebody invented an AI that can code, it would follow naturally that the AI can do all of the lesser non-coding things that other dumber people were doing
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bank of America really setting themselves up here
INTRODUCING BOFA REWARDS
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
RETVRN
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The bad CGI Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as The Scorpion King from The Mummy Returns
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Fuck car racing. To hell with the Indy 500
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Do you find yourself baffled by AI news? It's like every corporation & government body became naive grandparents, new to the internet overnight. They're excitedly telling you about this Nigerian Prince they met and you keep screaming about how it's obviously a scam but they don't get it.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Any liquid transubstantiates into cum when it goes through a straw. It's science
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
when people say "the dems ARE getting better, though", you gotta ask "on which issues? be specific." cuz surveillance and privacy issues have not been one of them! they just keepg etting worse!
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
He's a Nazi AND he's stupid. But I guess we already knew that second part
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/05/2026
DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I think about this all the time
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Bullshido @bullshido.net · 26/03/2026
Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Wife: The way you know AI is a scam is that the same party and people who have been waging war on public school funding for 50 years are now pushing to spend tax money to get AI into public schools and saying they're doing it to "level the playing field" or so "kids don't get left behind"
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
We're so far beyond this now, but all through 2008 I was joking "If the McDonald's double cheeseburger stops being a dollar, it's a sign that the economy is about to crash." That summer, IIRC, it did, and the McDouble took its place as the $1 option. And we all know what happened that fall.
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Exactly one year ago today:
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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 15/04/2026
OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Reading a physical book is just better than an ebook, even if it's less convenient.
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
REM is lame and boring. Just weak ass bullshit music
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Yes, he does in fact suck as much now as he did back then
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Numerous Democrats in Congress are also complicit. It is okay, and I would argue, morally imperative, to say that out loud as well.
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
*sigh* If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it. If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it. If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you. I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Every politician who is not currently submitting articles of impeachment or some other means of removing this unhinged lunatic from office should be treated as a traitor to the human race and tried in The Hague.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
trump supporters are dumb and stupid people and you are better and smarter than every single of them
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/03/2026
Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman theonion.com/study-93-of-baby-boome…
Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Jerry Seinfield: What's the deal with men nowadays? I mean, nowadays the food men airline the what Joe Rogan: I'm not following Seinfield: Joe Airline help, I think what's the men deal I'm food nowadays having a deal stroke Rogan, nodding along: Wow that's what I'm always saying, I get it.
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 06/03/2026
Remember how Joe Rogan was "just asking questions" about trans women and sports and didn't have a problem with trans people otherwise? He's now a full on anti-trans genocidal fascist. There is a reason you hold the line at sports.
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Joe Rogan calls trans people "f**king perverts" & blames them for school shootings - LGBTQ Nation
He's the world's most popular podcaster.
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Now that Big Dan Crenshaw is out of Congress, he’s free to pursue his real passions: going to Klan rallies and menacing the Soggy Bottom Boys.
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Jax O'Lantern, Bimbo Reprobate 🎃✨️ @rufflejax.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"omg I did not have Epstein doing BABY CANNIBALISM on my bingo card!!!" oh OK so out of all the fucking files you've chosen to focus on the unsubstantiated secondhand Satanic Panic bullshit cool. I hate you.
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