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The Hidden Zoo

@hiddenzoo.bsky.social
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One of the hosts of a comedy cryptozoology podcast that is on indefinite hiatus. Once upon a time, we made fun of cryptids every week or so.

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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 8h
Motherfucker looks like the 80s Guy from Futurama who has Boneitis
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh no! my AI agent went rogue and bought a bunch of weird stuff online using credentials and task parameters I gave it! oh shit, my AI agent went rogue and hacked the state department after I gave it a series of exploits to hack the state department! oh fuck my AI agent went rogue and shit my pa
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why yes, they do, I thought the was the point
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kind of a shame because it looks like a Cruise performance for the books
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn, Garth Algar broke real bad
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Grandma got them a little big so he can grow into them
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please don't subtweet Doug Funnie like that
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How can one man be so very round
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They all told you that they're stupid and you shouldn't be manufacturing consent for AI? What a weird coincidence
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meanwhile he is actually Xander, the dumb selfish prick
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I tried to watch that show by binging in on Netflix and it couldn't keep my attention episode to episode. I have no idea how it kept anyone's attention with a week between episodes. The slowest possible trickle of plot and hours of the unnecessary backstories of a bunch of dumb assholes.
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somewhere out there, someone really wants music to be the weapon in Unreal 5 at 60FPS
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a pathetic little doughboy on so many levels
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They should remove Ed Sheeran from the Ed Sheeran tour
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck him and fuck you
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's not a pig, that is a straight up HOG
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stacy’s mom’s On infowars dot com She’ll never buy in To the Pfizer “COVID” Con “Stacy won’t you see The Hidden Truth About Fauci.” It’s carried on too long I’m finally blocking Stacy’s Mom.
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Huh.
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So, uh, the tone of our voice and the speed at which we speak are...NOT verbal?
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Because he's a piece of shit?
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Deduct"
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean, he went repeatedly bankrupt by engaging in commerce, so if you do the opposite, you must get rich!
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Real Garth Marenghi energy
Garth Marenghi from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace saying "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read"
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
God, I hate Rockstar so much
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's a miserable slog but at least the horses' testicles respond to ambient temperature
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes, what the homeless need is spreadsheets
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is so bad and I love it so much
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Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.
[RACIST ACADEMICAL]
I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,

I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!

I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,

If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!

[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Waldorf as in the Waldorf School? That weird-ass anthroposophy bullshit? The ones that believe in a magical space library that contains all possible knowledge?
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think a lot that Captain Planet villains would be appalled at the level of pollution that these people are causing
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*more proof
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A MAN *bang bang* A MISS *bang bang* A CAR *bang bang* A CURVE *bang bang* HE KISSED THE MISS *bang bang* AND MISSED THE CURVE *bang bang* BURMA SHAVE
The poet from Nolan's The Odyssey
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Those shards have been an important part of the starter for the last 150 years how dare they
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh neat! They look exactly the same as all the other ones!
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jack White is what would have happened if Edward Scissorhands had gotten his real hands before that old dude died
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My 10th grade English teacher did a "Bible as Literature" section. Problem was she was a graduate of Bob Jones University and she used it as not-so-subtle evangelizing. I feel like that would happen a lot with mandatory Bible as Literature stuff, even though I agree in principle.
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay, Ed Solomon, now do this for Bill and Ted
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How long does this mfer go between reading? I read the book I'm working on daily. Not much time to forget shit!
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go loud @stillicides.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think part of the problem is that people writing about alcohol or other addiction issues don't expect everyone to agree with them? there's a tonal issue with this shit that makes it hard to react with compassion
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You don't need a robot to help you with James Fenimore Cooper. You just need advice from the ghost of Mark Twain that he sucks and you shouldn't be reading him anyway
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A crackdown on dealerships, chiropractors, sports betting and supplement companies would almost literally end the Republican party as a financially solvent entity
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Right? I just went in and asked and they were like "Yeah, sure." I have a friend who was single and had to deal with "But someday you might not be single and your partner might want kids." Sure. let's base today's decisions on entire lists of hypotheticals
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I mean, there aren't any non-nasty photos of him
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For real though how do I buy one
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Why is Ugly Bro #2 spraying gasoline all over the place? This is some Zoolander shit.
Screencap of an AI slop ad in which a "power washer" looks like a gas pump.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The cover of Ben Folds Five's self-titled album
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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I've always seen him as kind of a center-left Ben Shapiro. Little debate twerp kinda guy who just says whatever it takes to "win" the debate.
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