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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 6h
Yesterday: I don't know any of the Congressional or Senate members from Missouri Today: I know one and he's a fucking dumbass
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 17h
@jonbois.bsky.social xkcd.com
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Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
XPN has announced the theme of this years 885 Best Songs countdown, and it is "songs from movies and TV". My first thought was "they could just play Scorsese soundtracks for a couple of days". But there's going to be some gems in this list, I think. Theme songs, intro/outro music...
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had a crown come loose, so I was happy to hear my dentist could make time to see me today. I left work and went in to be told "okay, we'll send your x-rays to your insurance and they'll tell us what you can have done." This sucks, but I guess it's better than finding out later this wasn't covered.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you for all the Birthday wishes! If I have drawn something you liked or made you laugh at some point, please consider supporting Child's Play if you can. childsplaycharity.org
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it is my birthday and all I want is for you to check out my webcomic and consider grabbing the print version 🙏 The 3rd book is currently funding on KS, and although it met it's goal, it still has about $3,500 before it reaches its cover enhancement stretch goal so it can match the first two books🌟
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“She nearly lost her home to foreclosure and her teenage daughter was entrusted with running her household. Her college-age son left a football scholarship to return home and help with costs around the home. Mason has three children and also raised four of her brother’s children.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Astro City on Humble Bundle, plus other Buisek-penned books. All 17 volumes of Astro City, which is some berserk value. If you have never had the pleasure, now's your chance.
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Humble Comic Bundle: Kurt Busiek's Astro City: The 30th Anniversary by Image Comics
Explore the works of multi‑Eisner and Harvey Award winner Kurt Busiek with the Astero City Bundle by Image Comics!
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was wondering last night, what is it that makes school vouchers an exception to the idea that if you disagree with how your taxes are spent, you can't get a refund?
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HAIL AUTUMN SUMMER'S BANE HERALD OF WINTER
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be
The Nerd Reich
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#OnThisDay in 1946, a young man named Croyd walked home from school for the last time. We remember him and the thousands of other New Yorkers lost on this day. #wildcardday
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Hong Kong Cavaliers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
 The Hong Kong Cavaliers, from THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BONSAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION (1984)
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cctakato 🏳️‍⚧️ @cctakato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Lynn Minmay will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Anime
Alt: Lynn Minmay performing the song “Do You Remember Love?” in the anime film “Macross Do You Remember Love?”.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I decided long ago that I didn't have the attention span to keep up with ten Marvel TV shows, four Marvel movies, six DC TV shows and two DC movies every year. I'm sure I've missed some gems by not keeping up, but that's life. That said, Lanterns is pretty good.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
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BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#FollowFriday Saturday
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"The opening screen of T’Rain was a frank rip-off of what you saw when you booted up Google Earth. Richard felt no guilt about this, since he had heard that Google Earth, in turn, was based on an idea from some old science-fiction novel." --Neal Stephenson, _ReamDe_
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026
i want to apologize again to everyone who may have heeded my advice, did not get wrongfully terminated from their job, and as such did not score a once in a lifetime lawsuit payout. i will spend the day in reflection be better in the future about not discouraging my followers from getting that bag
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Looks neat www.kickstarter.com/projects/lot...
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Sage Council
A card-based roleplaying game of local politics and city councils.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LSH #1
Tenzil Kem lunges at the Persuaders with a toothy grin
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026
Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country
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Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country
AURORA, IL—Confirming they would soon emerge from the nation’s basements, computer labs, and AP History classrooms to dominate 5K courses across the nation, America’s quiet, gangly kids in cargo pants...
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Matt Bernstein beautifully and succinctly articulates simple truths that I can't relate without like, three times the frustrated profanity: - "AI is inevitable" comes from the mouths of those who stand to profit most - Creatives who collaborate will not be spared www.youtube.com/shorts/0ZJ0J...
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ai generated movie ♥️ about bitcoin ♥️ starring gal gadot ♥️
YouTube video by matt bernstein
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Timeline cleanse from the Black Flute Brigade of Los Angeles.
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Paul Taylor @pablowapsi.com · 07/07/2026
I put together a Gofundme for our son's medical bills. Please help out if you can financially or by spreading the word. Every bit is greatly appreciated! ^_^ www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Donate to Support for Our Son's Diabetes Medical Bills, organized by Paul Taylor
My name is Paul, some folks online know me as pablowapsi, the creator of the … Paul Taylor needs your support for Support for Our Son's Diabetes Medical Bills
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
RPG historians, behold
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"No, a different famous 80 year old." "NO, ANOTHER ONE GOD DAMMIT"
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thread.
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm idly planning a long train trip for sometime. I'm going to crochet a blanket to fill the time, but I need music to fill an hours-long playlist. Lately I'm listening to a lot of Mountain Goats and my XPN countdown playlists (linked in replies). Any suggestions?
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The other inventor.
BOOM! 'I've invented a machine,' says Girl, 'that will THINK for you - and look stuff up for you - and IMAGINE for you - so you don't have to worry about that stuff any more!' Cat smiles. 'This will replace you?' 'This will replace YOU!' Girl yells.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I keep hearing about how people on Twitter are angrily insisting that Bluesky is a bubble
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Fantagraphics @fantagraphics.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
SCAM ALERT: Do not order from www.fantagraphics-us.com, it is not a legitimate website! They have cloned our real website and are stealing people’s credit card information. If you want to order directly from us, please do so at www.fantagraphics.com.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think polio is bad and the vaccine for it is good.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'd give @jacksonpublick.bsky.social and @doc-hammer.bsky.social the lot
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@msnetik

lol who called it The Crucible and not Subpoena the Teenage Witch
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The failure of the strike against Tesla in Sweden gives me little tingling feelings of dread about the broader balance of power between corporations and governments in this world. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/corporate-...
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Corporate Power Approaches Escape Velocity
A failed Tesla strike in Sweden is a flashing warning light.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every time some genius or stats guy logs on to tell me how Twitter has more users or Threads has better engagement I wonder who they think cares Like, more bots or more Nazis? I'm good either way. Someone clicked like on some shit after Zuck limited what they could see to only Meta properties? Cool
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I keep deleting posts because I realize halfway through them that I'm still recovering from being sick and no one cares that I had an epiphany about people showing support through sales I bought some groceries and a @themountaingoats.bsky.social album, it's not a declaration of solidarity
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"are there any bad @stephencollins.bsky.social cartoons?" No, of course not, I've been laughing at this one for three minutes
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Unfortunately for David Ellison this is transparently laughable after what Bari Weiss has already done at CBS and it will be very funny if her genius moves fuck up a $100 billion merger www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/o...
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Respect to Bari because “failing upwards until your incompetence costs the richest people on earth billions of dollars” is a dream of every journalist
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This ought to be front page news on every paper. Instead, it's barely a blip. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico
"When those lights go out, man, you know you are in big trouble."
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