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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every penny less at the gas pumps before November is worth 10,000 dead Ukrainians. Vote as if Trump is on the ballot. He fucking is.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today I learned my insurance can refuse to pay for dental work I need because I had "similar treatment in last five years" That makes sense, don't want me getting too complacent What, do I want ALL of my teeth to be healthy?
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Kelly Whyte @kellywhyte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Last chance to back, just 2 hours left! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lot... #ttrpg
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Sage Council
A card-based roleplaying game of local politics and city councils.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We return.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I got anxiety locked trying to get something for breakfast, then trapped on the El platform while packed trains went by, then when I did get on a train the seat I was in had been previously occupied by someone whose stink persisted long after they departed Have a better day than I'm having, I guess
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😌
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think I care for your distinction between Muppets and "real" people
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Comics don't make me laugh out loud much.
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Limited-Time Offer - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Cam Banks 🇳🇿 ❌👑 @rustysellsword.com · 04/10/2026
Citizens of Sage! Your wise Council still desires funding for its great works to come! Back this card-based story game by @kellywhyte.bsky.social & me in its last 72 hours for maximum civic success! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lot...
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Sage Council
A card-based roleplaying game of local politics and city councils.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough (Official Video)
YouTube video by DepecheModeVEVO
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whoof. I thought it was unseasonably hot when they forecast 80 degrees yesterday and today. 88 is beyond the pale.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
88 degrees in October.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bruh.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesterday: I don't know any of the Congressional or Senate members from Missouri Today: I know one and he's a fucking dumbass
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social xkcd.com
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Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
XPN has announced the theme of this years 885 Best Songs countdown, and it is "songs from movies and TV". My first thought was "they could just play Scorsese soundtracks for a couple of days". But there's going to be some gems in this list, I think. Theme songs, intro/outro music...
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had a crown come loose, so I was happy to hear my dentist could make time to see me today. I left work and went in to be told "okay, we'll send your x-rays to your insurance and they'll tell us what you can have done." This sucks, but I guess it's better than finding out later this wasn't covered.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Be he ne'er so fucking vile as this day shall not gentle his condition
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crisis on Autumnal Earths
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I believe I still have it.
The cover of Adventure Comics #500, a pocket sized digest issue featuring Legion of Super Heroes stories. The Legionnaires are depicted in two different eras on the front and back covers.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
John, I hope you get some neat new toys in blue when Reality Fracture comes out, and I hope you share them with the class
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you for all the Birthday wishes! If I have drawn something you liked or made you laugh at some point, please consider supporting Child's Play if you can. childsplaycharity.org
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it is my birthday and all I want is for you to check out my webcomic and consider grabbing the print version 🙏 The 3rd book is currently funding on KS, and although it met it's goal, it still has about $3,500 before it reaches its cover enhancement stretch goal so it can match the first two books🌟
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“She nearly lost her home to foreclosure and her teenage daughter was entrusted with running her household. Her college-age son left a football scholarship to return home and help with costs around the home. Mason has three children and also raised four of her brother’s children.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Astro City on Humble Bundle, plus other Buisek-penned books. All 17 volumes of Astro City, which is some berserk value. If you have never had the pleasure, now's your chance.
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Humble Comic Bundle: Kurt Busiek's Astro City: The 30th Anniversary by Image Comics
Explore the works of multi‑Eisner and Harvey Award winner Kurt Busiek with the Astero City Bundle by Image Comics!
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"That Wasn't Actually Me: a navigation of the ethical obligations of sentient beings in a universe of mirror doppelgangers, transporter clones and shapeshifters"
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was wondering last night, what is it that makes school vouchers an exception to the idea that if you disagree with how your taxes are spent, you can't get a refund?
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HAIL AUTUMN SUMMER'S BANE HERALD OF WINTER
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've never clicked "accept all" or "confirm" so I thought it was just waiting for me to click on one of them and give up my rights to something But yeah, I see it every time too
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Nerd Reich
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got you
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Hitman special? Last time I was in a comic shop I bought a 100 Bullets and a LSH #1 and wondered
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What Year Is It? - Iconic Movie Quote
Alt: An animated gif of a bearded, long haired Robin Williams in Jumanji asking "What Year Is It?"
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your grasp of that chunky 90s fighting game style is immaculate I want to buy a building and commission you to do a twenty foot tall mural on the wall
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wore a skirt to the first year of Lilith Fair in Charlotte, NC High school girls approached me and asked, "are you a straight boy?" then walked away nodding, "I knew it" We got up to dance when the Indigo Girls played and the lesbians behind us wearily asked us to sit down so they could see
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
71 years ago today. #neverforget
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#OnThisDay in 1946, a young man named Croyd walked home from school for the last time. We remember him and the thousands of other New Yorkers lost on this day. #wildcardday
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Hong Kong Cavaliers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
 The Hong Kong Cavaliers, from THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BONSAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION (1984)
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cctakato 🏳️‍⚧️ @cctakato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Lynn Minmay will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Anime
Alt: Lynn Minmay performing the song “Do You Remember Love?” in the anime film “Macross Do You Remember Love?”.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I decided long ago that I didn't have the attention span to keep up with ten Marvel TV shows, four Marvel movies, six DC TV shows and two DC movies every year. I'm sure I've missed some gems by not keeping up, but that's life. That said, Lanterns is pretty good.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
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BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Misread this as "I believe Emo could remake 'The Ring'" and I'm picturing him crawling out of a TV set
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sorry, brother -- glad it's working now, though. Breathe deeply and put it behind you for the moment.
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"The study admittedly omitted data from Georg Venture Brothers, which is a massive outlier and not considered for its predictive content."
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heslin @heslin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#FollowFriday Saturday
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