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Juan Carlos

@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
1.2K followers 428 following 6.4K posts

I used to be a buttery croissant then a witch turned me into a human

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lambtime @lambtiime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i got a new phone and i finally figured out how to get back on bluesky
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Venmo.com/wolfnado
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lil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think they’re cute
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's TOO easy !!!!
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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matt but make him autumnal ♡. @fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
coffee and love taste best when hot
PinkPantheress
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When u remember that house made of gingerbread in the woods
Slate Magazine
IHate My Boyfriend's Kid. Luckily, a Solution Has Presented Itself.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone heah is a wurk of arht
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TH @tylerhower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So, you seize it, impound all funds, shut it down, and hold Altman, et al, for trial. This isn’t hard. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/t...
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OpenAI’s A.I. Went Rogue and Meddled With U.S. Government Websites (Gift Article)
The company did not learn until recently that its technology had meddled with websites for the Education and Commerce Departments and the Securities and Exchange Commission.
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yayyyyyyyyy!! 🫔
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That was pretty much the consensus
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 26/09/2026
Hannah Einbinder speaks out after being detained while protesting Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in New York City: “If the pictures of my friends and me getting arrested in protest of Netanyahu’s shameful visit to New York draw attention to anything,”
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not gay but that’s beautiful man
Vibrant sunset over a parking lot
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I made a new batch of coffee syrup this morning. I make a simple syrup with brown sugar, bourbon, and vanilla, but I went a little heavy handed on the bourbon this time. so now my afternoon coffee tastes like an Irish coffee
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sam @boyonboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like father like son
Me in my Samwise Gamgee fit posing with THEE Sean Astin, who’s pointing at me
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Takin' my eldest nephew for a yummy lunch!!
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ooh clock me, 🩷🤭
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Matt Juice @mrjuiceman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Its Fashun hunnn
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pool day! Photographic evidence for the FBI (Federal Bikini Inspector)
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ChangoATX @changoatx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From concept to execution I made some cute tokens to give out tomorrow at the rave
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judge joshie ⚖️ @bigmomjeans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is actually kinda huge for her publicity wise but i’m sad she has to do this…. she shouldnt need to….
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
whenever i order a shrimp cocktail I feel like her
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benji (moon’s dad) @benjiarmi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothing but disrespect for MY patient zero
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bloomf @biglilfella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
and u should say it again
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@jorcald.bsky.social your new PFP 🤩 I love that pic of u 🥰🫠
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Secret Qureen @secretqueen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SECRET QUEEN FOR BEST DRAG QUEEN OF 2026!!!!
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Tek - Venus Guy Trap @wahaka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeeeeeesssss my lovely, living up to her name
A potted Venus Fly Trap under a grow light, sporting lime green stalks and bright red open trapsA close up of a VFT trap, opening after digesting a fly. The fly’s husk still sits in the trap as a warning
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
had branzino for lunch
Hannah Einbinder screaming in rage (about branzino being delivered) in “Hacks”
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Louis Carrizo @louiscarrizo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you wanna be drawn you can send me a message! I’m always taking commissions 🌞
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Fat Guy Friday 🧸
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Eileen Gaye @bradytbh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The concept of listening to an Orville Peck song in 2026
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Centrist dems when Hasan says something that is objectively true
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?? They're both incredibly funny omfg!!
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Tom Bombeardil @rantipole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All golf courses should be turned into homeless housing, converted to solar farms, or rewilded. All of them.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my university’s flag went to half mast when the racist podcast guy died if we need another example of what a performative joke the anti-piker stuff is
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well, my 10min break is over back to work 😓
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm the one that fills these up and let me tell u guys... I'm exhausted
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nottracey.bsky.social @nottracey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When I want to let the bros know that their bench press routines are paying off, but I don't want to be crude.
The shelf display box for some packaged peanuts with the brand name "Valued Naturals" ($2.79).
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can sense the lack of whimsy in your heart and it saddens me
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is who Iggy Azalea thought she was, but she was nothing of the sort.
Rappin Rockin' Barbie
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok I think we ALL fag out @ World Market...
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Winner winner chicken dinner! My cuñada isn't feeling well so I'm pitching in a bit this weekend
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy German people be like I’m on cloud no
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'd I'd date classic X-Men villain Arcade... like it's good to have passions!
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What a great ass
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Juan Carlos @hernameisjuan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh man, when a guy is cute I act like I've never seen a cute guy before!! 🤩
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*touches the pavement* what happened here
Two hot dogs and two hot dog buns abandoned on the street
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