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Jorge Caldera

@jorcald.bsky.social
8.2K followers 1.6K following 4.8K posts

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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 2h
No clue why some gay guys are not posting Tinashe on their story ?
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 4h
Cloud 9 gives me highs I haven't felt since 2016
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 13h
🙄 Fuck the bears out in provincetown ✅ Fuck the bears out in provincetown
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 15h
Did I say something wrong? Oops, I didn't know I had to tweet about sex
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That man is always so hungry for my girls
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
got my best briefs on and I'm ready to smash this day
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody Wanna Dance Anymore is soooo @werkmizthang.bsky.social Coyote Ugly
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone wants her nachos SO BAD but disrespect her by using cheap knockoffs for their made-in-Canva designs
A glyph set for ITC Garamond Light Narrow
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tinashe dared to ask, "Can you do the pretty girl rock?"
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay cool so you've gotten bigger at the gym, now it's time to get fat
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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Criticizing safe, boring, literalist slop-pop is how we push art in the monoculture to aspire to more than comforting the masses. “Omg just let people enjoy Taylor” means “don’t ask if popular art could improve.” Standards and criticism aren’t being “a hater” it’s how culture/art grow
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope we can look like them someday :)
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is a harming–healing imbalance !!
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enrolling in clown school next semester
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm kind of forever a nosy person so I'm curious to know if things remained the same back at the place we all migrated from
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The options for late night food near me in Boston being like 3 total...in shambles truly
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The gay bar sets the bar for bars and as such should simply be called "the bar"
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you told me that sombr was the alter ego of Dominic Sessa, i would believe you
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remi Wolf being the gen z Norah Jones making music to sip a mocha latte to
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Filling out the gaggys nomination form is like a test I didn't study for omg
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love when a summer recap post gives birds of a feather
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's hard to work with people that can't visualize things, like truly the most difficult part of work
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My autumnal agenda this year is to stop saying "fall" bc "autumn" is a sexier word
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love who are are, and I love who you will be
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One day they're in your arms, the next they're in the Greek military
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The same way that Love Sensation isn't the song I would have put Kylie on is how I feel about Charli on Danceteria
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love when a woman got that perfume on and smells good like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ncuti Gatwa was so good as the Doctor that his decision to leave killed the show
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Darrien @rodestar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One thing I learned from my high school anatomy and physiology teacher that I’ve carried with me all my life is, “If you can’t blind them with your brilliance, baffle them with your BS.”
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you're a gay person struggling to play the corporate game, LOCK IN! It is just a game of delusion, theater, and manipulation
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A follow *is* an endorsement actually btw
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
when the social media machine dies, you'll find me in the message boards
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
when you go to the gym and lift your shorts just a bit
Jorge Caldera takes a selfie at the gym and lifts his shorts just a bit
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
low-key giving perv today
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bear magazine reboot please bring us Jack Radcliffe again🤞
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when your target audience is a Target audience....don't bother
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bravely attempted to go out in D*rchester
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone else navigating life
Jorge Caldera takes a selfie in Copley Square on a cloudy end-of-summer afternoon.
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The kids DO wanna dance. They just have higher standards!
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just think there is something so beautiful about sweet potatoes
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let's give locals something to talk about
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why the hell would anyone wait in line to get into a pub?
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Asking for help is so easy. The hardest thing is finding someone who can help! Need me an oomf bulletin board
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just wish Party could stand on its own and not just effectively be a Music remix
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm feeling SO melatonin
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How did I once have such a strict gym routine? Surely these aren't the same hours in a day that I was doing that in
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My favorite piece of performance theater is complaining about work stuff with colleagues but in reality not giving a shit
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Returning to a neighborhood you haven't visited in a while and getting hookup flashbacks like it was a war
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kamu @keikino.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i keep seeing ppl go “we must stop listening to ed sheeran” baby who was doing that…
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm going to normalize boyboss as a derogatory term to describe manchildren that hold positions of authority because other men put them there
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