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Annalise Skeeting

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Lost my account and starting over Automotive enthusiast & engineer, gay slut & loving husband 📍 Chicago

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 3h
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 3h
Oh they ate this
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 6h
I feel like some people dislike white folks so much that they've circled around to centering them. Like, they really shouldn't be on your mind all the time like that
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 13h
Not with my partner, but I always say thank you before walking away in a cruising scenario lmao
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I wanted the action of sipping a cocktail but I didn't actually want alcohol, so I carbonated some cranberry juice and poured it into a martini glass
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
How it feels being on a 146 bus on Lake Shore Drive
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Tokyo Toni in Car: Fallinformel Stan Twitter Moment
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Remember when the ultra wealthy used to fund stuff like museums and libraries for vanity and tax purposes, but now their taxes are so low that they can just sit around controlling the government and watching everything crumble
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I'm going to start ramping up a fake cough to soft launch of a sick day on Wednesday so I can spend a day enjoying the city and go to the Field Museum for free
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Let's get this bread
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Did they add the little queer ensemble at the end of the George Michael tribute after the backlash
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
On an airplane again
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
He wanna lick it from the front to the back, hoes Khia, stepping on her neck til it crack
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Muscle Twerk
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Oop let me take my ass to bed
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Damn is everybody on the east coast getting a gorgeous sunset today?
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I made a new batch of coffee syrup this morning. I make a simple syrup with brown sugar, bourbon, and vanilla, but I went a little heavy handed on the bourbon this time. so now my afternoon coffee tastes like an Irish coffee
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Today I had my one on one with my boss, and she apologized for typing because she's transitioning to taking digital notes rather than handwritten. It's highly recommended at this company to always bring a physical notebook to meetings to make a good impression and look like you're paying attention.
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
My friend got fucked by his Uber driver after a birthday dinner earlier this week. I was like wow look at you taking dick spontaneously, but he said he douched before "You douched for a Monday night dinner with friends?" "Hey, you never know" I guess the situation indeed proves that you never know
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
As you should. I never understand why people try to hold off on using the heat for as long as possible. I switch that shit on the moment the temperature is 2° below what I find comfortable
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I don't think it's good (and shouldn't be legal) that every company has been updating their terms of service to say that by using their product we agree to waive the right to ever sue them for anything
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Everybody wants a fake email job until it's time to navigate the bullshit of corporate culture
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
My friend got into a physical altercation with the bouncer at Touche. He wasn't even trying to get into the bar, he was just outside antagonizing the bouncer and calling him a coon 😭
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Something missing from the conversation on professionalism is how much it has already shifted just within our adulthood. I literally wore a full suit to internship interviews. I originally placed my tattoos where they would never be visible at work. We've already moved the needle quite a bit
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Unfortunately I can't re-boycott them since they've never been uncanceled in this household
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
There's an epidemic of revisionism about the past from people who weren't immersed in the thing they're critiquing, and they have not seemed to bother trying to understand the context or tone
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
I hate when I'm reading a book series and it has to do a light reintroduction of each character in every book just in case someone decided to pick up the series in the middle
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
I worked on a commercial where the actor was doing a slo-mo walk away from an explosion. I was the least experienced person on set, so I didn't want to ask dumb questions, but I finally asked if it's a problem that his dick was visibly swinging. No one except my gay ass had even noticed 😅
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
There's an irony to the conversation where a few Zoomers claim that Millennials need to retire (ignoring the obvious) so they can advance in their careers, while there is a simultaneous discussion about if it's acceptable to bring your iced coffee into a job interview
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
I went to a birthday dinner last night where it was "we'll just order a bunch of stuff for the table to share", but all of these hoes must be on GLP-1 or something because I needed to order a supplemental burger for myself
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
I feel like Tinashe should legally be able to shoot one "fan" per day until the album release
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
I'm closing out the work week by completing online training, and this shit is good af. I'm invested in the messiness of these scenarios
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Where did AI get that brush stroke font? How did it get decided that would be the default font for every single flyer?
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Does the backyard count? Bitches are gonna think they're in Babylon
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Rose Gaga is such a pretty name 🥰
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
One of the many annoying things about this stunt is that "Tilly" is a random unemployed wannabe actor that has never been cast in anything. Who interviews an actor with zero known previous or upcoming projects? At least do this bullshit after it actually lands a relevant role.
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
In neutral news, my dad is ok and back home. He just sent me paperwork for a new life insurance policy lmao
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
I made it home after almost two weeks of traveling, and none of my plants or fish died 🧘🏽‍♂️
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Showing support for Macklemore by streaming his music
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Girl Dancing While Crying
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
I thought the only positive talk about these checks was coming from bots, but some people said their family members actually believe it again this time. I'm curious why they think Republicans need to win midterms when they already control the federal government and could theoretically do this today
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
This is so 😭😭😭
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
I don't understand why Americans have a reputation for shitty coffee. I have not encountered a good cup of espresso at any of the coffee shops we visited in England or Spain
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
"having this vehicle drive me around"
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Eye roll test
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month *exclusions apply
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Jennifer Lopez with Mi Gente Trophy
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
It's actually good that everyone had such a visceral reaction to this because imagine if it became the norm for album rollouts
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Terrance, No Howard @thunter86.me · 13/09/2026
Jasmine Crockett can go straight to hell. You can’t get your ass out to campaign w/ Talarico to help him secure a win to flip Texas but will get up on stage to reward an abuser of Black women?? What an absolute loser. Fuck her!
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett Honors Chris Brown, Usher at Texas Concert
Rep. Jasmine Crockett took a break from battling it out in D.C. to give Chris Brown and Usher their flowers ... literally putting their careers into the Congressional Record during their Texas tour st...
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I have been away from Chicago for too long. Get me back to God's country
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
It's the 25th anniversary of Sitges Bear Week, and it just dawned on me that means the gays were sucking dick on the beach when the towers fell and the Americans probably couldn't get back home for a while
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
One thing I can say about Americans is that it is drilled into us from a young age to always walk on the right. This rule is generally followed in public spaces so much that it's annoying when someone is on the "wrong" side of a path. All the sidewalks and stairs here are chaotic
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