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@janicefilms.bsky.social
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cinephile (FAKE); sweatiest man alive; bear face apologist 🏳️‍🌈🧩 he/him/his Substack: open.substack.com/pub/joannmustache LB: boxd.it/da7D Hevy: hevy.com/user/janicefilms

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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 2h
feeling a lot better today so going to keep my other weekend movies :3
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 23h
carpe dieming this gorgeous fall Saturday by laying in bed and blowing my nose 🤩
Mathü taking a bathroom mirror pic while wearing a blue backwards baseball hat, white Vampire Weekend t-shirt, and red/black plaid pajama pants
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Timothy @routenotfound.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday from my children
My son (tuxedo cat Marta) and daughter (gray tortie cat Gertie) lounging in the sun on a window perch
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October 3rd is an elder millennial holiday. Remember to pay your respects
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
still feeling sick so likely not going to movies and concert later today
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
6pm on a Friday night and I’m already in bed 🫪
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
doctor said my septum was v deviant 😈
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me & my 9 albums
Mathü taking a selfie in his bathroom mirror wearing a white tank top and jeans My 9 albums (shown in order from top to bottom as they appear)— Kid A by Radiohead; Ray of Light by Madonna; Modern Vampires of the City by Vampire Weekend; Melodrama by Lorde; Automatic for the People by R.E.M.; Norman fucking Rockwell! by Lana del Rey; Beyoncé by Beyoncé; Car Wheels on a Gravel Road by Lucinda Williams; Motomami by Rosalía
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
unhappy #fcf (fucking cold Friday) 🤧
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NYFF and Slayyyter this weekend but I fear I’m becoming sick
Carrie Bradshaw faceless and speaking in a possibly nefarious language
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my bday is later this month and this year I want acts of service. lyk so you can start brainstorming now
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s mathütober (but like deadass)
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAPPY SPOOKY BITCH PRIDE MONTH
Michael Myers with a pride flag bc he’s lowkey LGBTQ+
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
last day I’m allowed to post a bicep flex apparently :’(
Mathü taking a mirror pic and flexing his bicep, wearing a blue Nike gym tank and ice blue shorts. He’s also wearing a silver watch bc daddy ig
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lunch catered @ work today so bad I still have to go buy my own
Pic of Adore Delano with her track record on All Stars 2 listed as follows:

Bottom 3
Quit
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve thought about this question often and as of today this is currently *the 10* for me
My list of the ten best films of the decade so far (in alphabetical order):
- Anatomy of a Fall
- Anora
- Drive My Car
- I Saw the TV Glow
- Killers of the Flower Moon
- May December 
- One Battle After Another
- Tár
- The Worst Person in the World
- The Zone of Interest
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
somehow only three months left in 2026
Transcript of conversation between Elizabeth Holmes and Sunny Balwani that reads as follows:

E Holmes: “This Q4 is our Q4”

E Holmes: “We can never forget this tiger”

Sunny: “I know. I am focused on it”

Sunny: “We will execute this Q4”

E Holmes: “I know. I’m focused on it too”
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Something is Coming 🙈
Laptop screen with my (WIP) essay entitled “Carnival of the Animals” with the (very tentative) opening sentence “The rave in Provincetown this summer is the second time I went deaf”
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no comment
Jason Voorhees shirtless with big bara pecs with a slice of birthday cake and the caption “happy bday Jason”
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
doing a slasher theme this year and need to ideate a costume that isn’t just slutty Jason
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pretend my sweat today is from a workout I fucking crushed and not yknow ADHD meds
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s Tuesday
Pic of Cynthia Erivo where she’s quoted saying “You’ll see”
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can’t sleep yet bc she’s requested our nightly game of fetch
My beautiful gorgeous stunning daughter Gertie (grey/orange tortie cat) laying on top of a blanket with a toy mouse by her feet
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
being a horror gay and having a bday near Halloween… god kinda went off I fear
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this has already jumped to my #2 of the year atm. have not been able to stop thinking abt it
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if I’m trying to avoid using Partiful, do any moomfs (mathü oomfs) have any recs for sending large group invites?
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gm another week 🫩
Screenshot of Renate Reinsve hunched over at a desk from the final scene of “The Worst Person in the World”
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
chicken tikka masala at 10pm save me… save me chicken tikka masala at 10pm
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
saw one of the year’s best films tn which is so thematically rich and nuanced that I just HAD to drop some scholarly insight
My review for the film “Possible Love” on Letterboxd that reads “Cut the cameras… deadass”
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
leaving for my first NYFF screening rn and rain is worst it’s been all weekend
Emma Stone Bugonia yay
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wasn’t sold on the first few episodes of Adults tbh but now each new ep I watch is a highlight of my day
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The median age of the crowd at both Phoebe shows was definitely somewhere under 30. Hearing thousands scream at the top of their lungs during “I Know The End” kinda perfectly encapsulates the Gen Z experience
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
am I a bloomf? or am I just a bunch of Phoebe Bridgers lyrics glued together?
Mathü taking a mirror pic in his bathroom wearing a black hoodie with the album cover of Phoebe Bridgers’s “Lost Weekend” on it
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just as spectular the second time. idk what to say atp Phoebe Bridgers is just on another level man
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
packing a book (!!) with me for tn’s concert since I can’t mindlessly scroll before it starts 😍
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and what if I told you both of my plans tn got canceled so I’m gonna run it back 👀
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers’s strict no phone policy for her current tour is incredibly successful and more artists absolutely need to do the same tbh tbh
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is the only content I have bc the no phone policy but this was absolutely fucking stunning
The seat reference slip given to me at the Phoebe Bridgers Lost Tour
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pregaming for Phoebe Bridgers concert tn
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting physical 😳 with the gay doctor 🫪this morning
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
he’s back on his deeply personal essay writing bullshit 😳
Mathü taking a selfie in a library bathroom. He’s wearing a green backwards cap, a black windbreaker with a white t-shirt underneath, and and light wash jeans. He also has a green shoulder bag
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
have to actually start locking tf in between now and Thanksgiving
Meme with bifurcated pic of Ariana Grande that says “At first I lol’ed; and then I serioused”
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cleaning out my photos since my phone is out of storage and encountered this screenshot of sequential, alarming notifications @janicefilms.bsky.social
megsstalter
I'm still crying

15m ago
American Express
Sayville Ferry Service
$20.70

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mathü
idk what happened last night but it can never be allowed to happen again
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we finished watching this tn and yeahhhhh this is easily one of the best films of the decade
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and they say journalism is dying!!!
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
disappointed I got cologne from Boy Smells that did, in fact, not smell like boys
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wasn’t aware ADÉLA had started breaking thru GGMC (gay guy music containment). good for her
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
snatched up tickets for opening night and am literally counting down the days
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mathü @janicefilms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
moomfs (mathü oomfs) ‼️ need recs for a backpack/shoulder bag, ideally one I could pack a ton of stuff in but still use as a personal item for flights
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