oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 9hCleaning up my music library resulted in saving even more Stacie Oricco 030
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 9hAs a person of Italianx experience I ❤️ Dario Argento 040
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 14hMy bolognese will just not taste right unless I use my favourite wooden spatula 060
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 16hOK this time for real and in order of how I fell in love with them throughout my life 5141
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 16hmy9albums but it’s just Bedtime Stories 9 times 🙂↕️ 060
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sent out invites to our Halloween party and someone literally replied yes if I’m not doing something better 1270
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Carly pre-sale happening in the middle of a client meeting next Tuesday morning 080
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Manager told me to download a premium AI tool yesterday and started today by asking why she hasn’t seen my request come through so she can approve it 1231
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trying to rub one out but getting distracted by ugly decor in the porn I’m watching <<<<< 1252
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cunt leak at the mother conferencemusic.apple.comLove Triangle by Angèle, Caroline Polachek & SebastiAn on Apple Music 0111
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just typed out a post that was so wretched, so nasty I couldn’t even save it as a draft so I #Release that energy into the universe! Good mornting! 160
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two days at the office almost turned me into the Joker but I survived 1101
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They really said we’ll give you one of the best songs of all time in exchange for years and years of asleep-at-the-wheel group and solo projectsmusic.apple.comAs If It's Your Last by BLACKPINK on Apple MusicSong · 2017 · Duration 3:35 140
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Where is my focking money.static.klipy.comBecky GleeALT: Becky Glee 0140
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Two separate people have come up to me at my desk to tell me they’re sick and should’ve stayed home today ummmmm OK. 0120
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026First day at the office in 2 months and I’m 48 minutes late with a latte in hand 0160
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not a single live syllable in that performance (other than Sabrina) but I screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed 040
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m watching the VMAs with 7 freakin’ shotguns pointed at the back of my head 🤣 070
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jonathan Lipnicki emerging from obscurity to flash dry cut dong in Primetimestatic.klipy.comBrigitte Nielsen LaughingALT: Brigitte Nielsen Laughing 0130
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A beautiful day to wake and bakestatic.klipy.comLindsay Lohan: 'I actually love it.'ALT: Lindsay Lohan: 'I actually love it.' 1130
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Running around Traverse Town with my bush out 060
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s #official … I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately. Like … is any of this for real, or not? 0100
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can’t decide between new Stardew Valley farm for the 600th time or Kingdom Hearts from the beginning for the 900th time so I’m having a smoke about it 2140
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Girl I’m bored let’s banish my neighbour to the astral realm 081
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My top 5 from Day and Night (subject to change): Versailles* On Wires Something Tragic Amalfi Coast No Labels, I Love You *a potentially controversial pick, but its adventurous switch from verse to chorus is still really working for me 2110
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Local dive bowling alley has fully refreshed their menu and screens with you know whatstatic.klipy.comTrisha Paytas Screaming in War SceneALT: Trisha Paytas Screaming in War Scene 2110
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just spent sewwwww much money on screenings through the next few months for movies I’ve already seen 350
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Danceteria Afterhours goes all the way off at max volume on my Corolla’s crunchy speakers 070
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I joined a meeting without any product in my hair (I’m getting a haircut in 2 hours) and a coworker said I looked like Kramer from Seinfeld 2130
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We, as gay people, get to choose to post hog to strangers on the internet #fcf 2702
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026THE CHILLIN’ INTERPOLATION HELLO!?????music.apple.comNobody Wanna Dance Anymore by Tinashe on Apple Music 040
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh we are so fucking back.music.apple.comRoses by CHVRCHES on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 3:28 060
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Muting someone is kinda more healing than any SSRI 0170
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026POV: you're chopping pecans for butter pecan ice cream and then you remember Jesus is coming soon!music.apple.comAre You That Somebody? by Aaliyah on Apple MusicSong · 1998 · Duration 4:25 070
oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Looooooove love love love to witness the moment a new client realizes I’m a fag and they try out a bit of yass and slay. Today a woman nearly choked on her own breath when calling something cunty but I know she just wanted to feel the glow of hogdom, just for a little 1211
