Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging. 551070147
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The same thing he’s always thinking: 1. How to personally profit off of his position. 2. About Ivanka’s boobs. 3. How to personally profit off of his position. 4. How to make Putin happy. 191844173
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843441194
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialKate Bevan @katebevan.com · 25/09/2026FFS. Really important infrastructure projects shouldn't be subject to the whims of whoever happens to be in Downing Street. HS2 is a clusterfuck because twats just keep changing their minds. We should commit to big, important projects and see them through, not faff about every time we get a new PM. 158515
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 22/09/2026Jon Stewart on Trump banning news outlets from the White House: "Maybe f**king president better!" 14582109
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialMinna Ålander 🌻 @alanderminna.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Remarkable that Trump understanding the consequences of his decisions makes the news 410520
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Finally they came for the Daily Mail and my irony meter just packed up and left and I never heard from it again. 2602973766
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialTamar Haspel @tamarhaspel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You guys, lettuce is dumb. (gift link) wapo.st/3UfdzR5washingtonpost.comColumn | Why we should stop eating lettuce, cyclospora or notLettuce makes us sick, wastes resources and has minimal nutritional value. Why are we still consuming it? 6224
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Andy Burnham has defended the government’s early release scheme, citing one example with a very positive outcome. “There was this man – let’s call him ‘Keir’. He was sentenced to five years inside. It was a living hell for him.” From the latest Private Eye, out now. 123049
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’m off to Edinburgh today ahead of my seven shows at this year’s Fringe. As ever, my train ‘journey’ has got off to a spectacular start. 1923361
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026With more rivers running dry and reservoirs getting dangerously empty as Britain sweltered in another heatwave, there was an urgent call today for people to stop using water for unnecessary purposes. From the new Private Eye, out now. 7365128
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialironeconomist.bsky.social @ironeconomist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026We took two hours to go from the government telling everyone it’s an emergency if you have a bbq to the emergency services begging everyone to stop calling about the bbqs that were apparently such an emergency that we used the emergency broadcast system. Incredible work. No notes. 39726
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialironeconomist.bsky.social @ironeconomist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I mean this is absurd. No one who is such an idiot will care what the government thinks and I don’t appreciate the government treating me like an idiot. 251
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Another problem is a load of people are now going to disable the alerts... 2151
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialMartin Heneghan @martinheneghan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert. 13837230
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialJennifer Williams @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I hope this isn’t the new stage of the Burnham comms strategy 11953
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I do not need to be jumped scared into not buying a disposable BBQ. Fucks sake. 8976163
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialMatt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 14/08/2026I wonder how many car crashes were caused by that emergency alert? 14928
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialAbigail Nussbaum @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Dear UK government: emergency alerts are for things that are going to kill people imminently unless they take immediate action. They are not for warning against barbecues. You have an entire state and commercial media apparatus with which to disperse the second, non-emergency sort of message. 1012233
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialJames Greenwood-Reeves @jgreenwoodreeves.bsky.social · 13/07/2026As an academic, I have decided to pre-empt AI taking my job, so I am going to take ITS job! I am going to start hallucinating, lying to my students, and drinking 700,000 litres of water 312135589
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 22/06/2026TEMP REQUIRED for an office based in Central London – apply in writing to Number Ten. Previous experience not essential – you’ll be out of there by five pm. 320160
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Thought I should probably update this poem. 6320115
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 11/06/2026Every news cycle for the past 18 months has been: "Trump administration has made a wildly inaccurate claim, here to debate if words still mean things are..." 18213
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialDan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I too think the Falklands should go to Argentina, there should be greater barriers to trade, police should rough up suspects, windmills should be torn down because of TV signal interference and abortion should be illegal. 1924218
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026"I'd have had so many more medals than that if it wasn't for these damn bone spurs" 311070135
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Today’s poem is called ‘The Cost of Loving’. 1442076
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialMatt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/04/2026I suppose this could make his Presidency seem more normal 3508
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 04/04/2026"The New York Times thinks the 'A' in NATO stands for 'American', but experts are sceptical." 917719
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialSteve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 26/03/2026OK then...here's "NATO", to the tune of Y.M.C.A. 🎶 old man, there's no need to feel down, I said old man, take your hands off that crown, I said old man, 'cause you don’t take your meds (There's no word that rhymes with orange) 1/ 42338127
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialHenry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 13/03/2026EXCLUSIVE - I've just been passed the latest copy from the Papua New Guinea Courier's USA correspondent. Subscribe to my Substack for more! mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-latest... 31476202
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 02/03/2026Ah yes, the great theories of international relations. 1. Realism. 2. Liberalism. 3. We have never before reached the FO state of FAFO and are thus supremely confident we can keep the FA up indefinitely with no consequences whatsoever. Plus, shit exploding is great content. Let's fucking goooooo! 335766
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialHenry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 09/02/2026Morgan McSweeney AKA the 'mastermind' behind Dominic Cummings' lockdown breach, partygate, wallpapergate, Matt Hancock's penis, Owen Paterson's lobbying, multiple sexual misconduct allegations, Michelle Mone, the PPE fast lane, and those betting scandals. 76914
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it fucks underage ducks, is mentioned 5000 times in secret documents about fucking underage ducks, is best friends with other underage duck fuckers & holds a competition to find the prettiest underage ducks, it's Donald the Duck Fucker. 🐤🦆 301324388
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 27/01/2026They're there to stop American athletes defecting 18941210
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialLegal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Britain is Broken, parts of it are lawless, crime is out of control, says person who was Home Secretary 18 months ago and previously Attorney General. 1143
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 23/01/2026Trump HAS lived up to what he promised us, as long as you define "us" as "Donald Trump" @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social 11782106
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Worrying that Trump has misspelled "bored" 471462216
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 20/01/2026Who comes up with the Trump administration's heilarious slogans? 9586159
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 13/01/20261/ Ukrainians are said to be funding their war effort by systematically fleecing billions from Russian citizens and businesses through online and phone scams. It's a hidden front of a hybrid war that employs both kinetic means on the battlefield and hacking on the home front. ⬇️ 27525130
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialRuth Deyermond @ruthdeyermond.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Lots of talk again about China, the US, and Russia dividing the world into spheres of influence. One problem with this idea is that after 30 years of trying, Russia's sphere is limited to Belarus, Georgia, and 20% of Ukraine. Another is that if China has a sphere, it includes Russia. 2134295
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialRobert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 03/01/2026"if you are pronouncing a new law that wherever Communism reigns against the will of the people, even though it's happened internally, there the United States shall enter, then we are going to have really terrible wars in the world". Margaret Thatcher, 1983. www.margaretthatcher.org/document%2F1... 312548
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Poem with a subliminal message. 839999
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 23/12/2025Out of Christmas gift ideas and/or money? Get your kid a Tariff Tilly, the perfect doll to ride out Trump's trade war 15453102
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialMartin McKee @martinmckee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025🧵1/ The Christmas @bmj.com is always an opportunity to use satire as a vehicle for serious health messaging. Borrowing from Jonathan Swift, I ask, if public health is to “work with industry,” why stop at alcohol and gambling? Why not go all the way… and collaborate with organised crime? 22217
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Good luck to all the children taking part in their school’s nativity play this week. You’re all stars, no matter what your role. 1121246
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialRem Korteweg @remkorteweg.bsky.social · 10/12/2025What if the US National Security Strategy is actually less important than we think? Since Waltz' departure, NSC-job is done by Rubio, on top of his role as SoS NSC seems less powerful in this WH And Trump is Trump. He won't allow himself to be guided by documents What if it's just trolling? 🤷🏻♂️ 252
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 05/12/20252018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years." 2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..." 2026: So I guess the joke is on me. 291252215
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialGovernor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 05/12/2025Got a close up look at Trump’s medal 26493148
Reposted by @hermionicki.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics 1128255024107
