Sign in

Hercule Pyro

@herculepyro.bsky.social
19 followers 19 following 358 posts

The horrors persist.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 20h
I'm so fucked up
A man in a VR head set looking at his hands
3890237
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Lamhfada @lamhfada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm going to need a moratorium on straight people in all media until they learn the lesson of Heated Rivalry wasn't that people really like shows about Ice Hockey...
23611
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Throwback to the era of the porn list mascots
in order: The Porn Dude, Mr Porn Geek, Porn Geek (no relation), Gay Sites, Porn Dork, Porn Memo, BachelorBlog, BestListofPorn, PornGuide, PornListDude, DudeThrill, JerkDude, FindBestPorno, PornVideoList, FindBare
22494124
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
🎃𝐒𝐞𝐠𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧🎃 @segabassfisherman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
34319
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes! Let cats smoke indoors. Even if there are babies. Let cats blow smoke from real cigarettes, at babies
3843
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Franco Franchetti as Italian Spiderman.
142
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Stasigotchi
ft.com
Mark Zuckerberg unveils AI ‘charm’ device that can fit on a keychain
Social media chief says the Muse personal assistant is the ‘centrepiece’ of his AI vision after launch success
1720044
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ChatGPT: undo whatever that nerd just did make no mistakes studio ghibli art style professional quality code big naturals break the union
1642
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
0771201
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Emmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks to @bumflufftornado.bsky.social for unlocking my new obsession: The marketing for this series of TNG computer accessories.
IT's A DISK HOLDERIT's A KEYBOARDIT's A MONITOR MASKIT's A MOUSE
76515
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this is correct and so are all the responses
71353291
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
insomnia is cool because people will ask "did you really lie in bed for 7 hours not sleeping?" and all i can say back is "shark metamorphosis"
310418
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
🌹Sub Rosa🌹 @marxistunity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
450549
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
74255669587
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The police have stated that they finally have plenty to go on.
154
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
189103403305
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
John Carpenter’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)
22790141
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a lot of people default to "supervillain 5d chess thinking" because it sucks too much to accept that braindead animals can end up in charge of the world
1354890
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Unnecessarily chaotic workload got me feeling extra deranged
Got more time for misbehaving since I started microwaving pin with clown on it
429042
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Ghostdog Millionaire 🇿🇦/sa @projectauuman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
24915
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Therapist: can you point to which page of The Usborne World of the Unknown: Ghosts book which explains why youre like this? Me: this one
A terrifying illustration of a one eyed dog on the moors or some other grassy place. Spittle pours out of its sharp toothed mouth. Text label is too small for me to read on my phone without specs.
3438051
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I laughed at this for like a full minute. Just imagine a frail consumptive orphan in a hospital bed coughing weakly into a handkerchief speckled crimson. "Oh, Please sir, I must have a picture of big titty Elsa before I perish but I haven't a penny to my name."
1447795
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Bombchu girl could glisten like this
181
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
653493
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
cloudd @clouddttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a professional Zelda speedrunner and lifelong fan of the series, many people have been asking me for my take on the Ocarina of Time remake. My opinion on the game is yet undetermined and hinges on one singular point: how they model Bombchu Bowling Alley lady.
18952137
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
251918345
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Foods"
000
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Aside from the diarrhea mixed in, it's a lovely cake." Gods below, has Eurogamer gone downhill.
071
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sailor Moon in two phases 
Top one text: AI is trash
Bottom one text : no and/but....end of sentence
263487984
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
2261761062
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 05/09/2026
But nothing. Women like you are the reason this chicken is late in the first place.
04:36
S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
16215
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Middle-aged Lara, with uni-aged kids and an ex-husband (who is merely a bit of a dick, not involved in grand conspiracies or plots), tired of bullshit, getting in gunfights. Mechanically, the games are the same.
031
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 04/09/2026
02:46
S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
04312
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
A shaman's squatting in our shed and all the blessings and curses are messing with the Wi-Fi so now there are eyeless men in my phone inseminating all my apps which are giving birth to code made flesh and everyone's all "Just get a new phone," and it's like with what fucking money, Beth?
27516
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/09/2026
Even aside from Rowling being an insane monster, Jesus fuck I am sick of hearing about Harry Potter
733563564
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
these people should be ashamed of themselves for several reasons share.google/IB2NzxpKmZaF...
The USFS said the climbers told them they had used an artificial intelligence platform, YouTube videos and AllTrails to plan the trip. They said they relied on AI to decide what food to bring and how much food and water they would need.

The group said it packed supplies for an eight-hour climb, not its roughly 16-hour ascent. The climbers said AI recommended simple carbohydrates instead of fats because fats “take too long to digest.”

“We relied too much on AI rather than our own critical thinking,” the group told rangers
601772233
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'd rather you didn't, Ridley.
010
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
DomJo @domuscaligari.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh, I remember her from Society!
193
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/08/2026
One night, Larry suggested we try and open the gates of hell
11:10
S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
011137
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make way fer Willie!
020
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Ai gave me five new ideas I never would've thought of!" I dunno man you might just be fucking dim
3526158
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The artistic and technological debt humanity owes to pornography cannot be overstated.
121876449
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
J.A. Killingsound @kislingconnection.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Because he loves Dolly Parton, you see.
2473121
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
102346431
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
me when I have to paint my stupid fucking dolphin
8975229
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 05/03/2026
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"
369912737
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 25/08/2026
That and the pussy. And that dried up ten year ago if you'll pardon the expression.
08:04
S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
15013
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fondly remembering the Garth Marenghi/John Constantine team-up from the DARKBLAZER crossover.
231
Reposted by Hercule Pyro
𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Got taken in by the idea of a Venture Bros. RPG so I came up with a fitting character (EMA level 3 I suppose?)
A headless Thompson gunner named Roland Gunnarsson. He wears a photo of his living self taped to his chest so people have something to look at when they talk to him.
39873157