Reposted by Hercule PyroJim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins. 492598640
Reposted by Hercule PyroIan Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As ever, and for the last time in connection with lying shit Jeffrey Archer, we remember Monica Coghlan, whose life he destroyed. 24974224
Reposted by Hercule PyroBlur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Watched an El Santo movie and I htink the funniest thing to me is that he's simultaneously played as a detective superhero yet he's also still an in-universe wrestler, so he has to pause the plot to go wrestling three separate times 11777243
Reposted by Hercule PyroLamhfada @lamhfada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm going to need a moratorium on straight people in all media until they learn the lesson of Heated Rivalry wasn't that people really like shows about Ice Hockey... 23611
Reposted by Hercule PyroTriple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Throwback to the era of the porn list mascots 22496124
Reposted by Hercule PyroJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yes! Let cats smoke indoors. Even if there are babies. Let cats blow smoke from real cigarettes, at babies 3863
Reposted by Hercule PyroHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026Stasigotchift.comMark Zuckerberg unveils AI ‘charm’ device that can fit on a keychainSocial media chief says the Muse personal assistant is the ‘centrepiece’ of his AI vision after launch success 1720044
Reposted by Hercule PyroDoug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ChatGPT: undo whatever that nerd just did make no mistakes studio ghibli art style professional quality code big naturals break the union 1642
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Call of Doodie: Conker's Bad Fur Day 2 - The Squeakual 000
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Maybe COD: Pirates? But I'd be amazed if the people who made something other than Sea of Thieves are still at Rare. The last Banjo-Kazooie game - Nuts and Bolts - came out like 18 years ago. 010
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Rare are being sent to die in the COD/Halo mines. 100
Reposted by Hercule PyroEmmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thanks to @bumflufftornado.bsky.social for unlocking my new obsession: The marketing for this series of TNG computer accessories. 76515
Reposted by Hercule PyroDr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this is correct and so are all the responses 71361293
Reposted by Hercule PyroTie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026insomnia is cool because people will ask "did you really lie in bed for 7 hours not sleeping?" and all i can say back is "shark metamorphosis" 310418
Reposted by Hercule PyroSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75261999825
Reposted by Hercule PyroThe Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The police have stated that they finally have plenty to go on. 154
Reposted by Hercule PyroStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026Share if you agree 189103533310
Reposted by Hercule PyroElizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026John Carpenter’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987) 22790141
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The bottom text is a metaphor for something, I'm sure of it. 010
Reposted by Hercule PyroHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a lot of people default to "supervillain 5d chess thinking" because it sucks too much to accept that braindead animals can end up in charge of the world 1354889
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You remember those old animatronics they had outside of butchers and cobblers and the like? Don't know why they came to mind. 020
Reposted by Hercule PyroSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Unnecessarily chaotic workload got me feeling extra deranged 429042
Reposted by Hercule PyroLouie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Therapist: can you point to which page of The Usborne World of the Unknown: Ghosts book which explains why youre like this? Me: this one 3438051
Reposted by Hercule PyroKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I laughed at this for like a full minute. Just imagine a frail consumptive orphan in a hospital bed coughing weakly into a handkerchief speckled crimson. "Oh, Please sir, I must have a picture of big titty Elsa before I perish but I haven't a penny to my name." 1447895
Reposted by Hercule PyroGabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The Bombchu girl could glisten like this 181
Reposted by Hercule Pyrocloudd @clouddttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026As a professional Zelda speedrunner and lifelong fan of the series, many people have been asking me for my take on the Ocarina of Time remake. My opinion on the game is yet undetermined and hinges on one singular point: how they model Bombchu Bowling Alley lady. 18951136
Reposted by Hercule PyroJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god 251918345
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026a) It's strong work. Bright green and red are a difficult combination. b) Airfix kits are a nightmare in general. Most seem to predate the fall of the Soviet Union, by a lot. c) Very kind of you to say, but in my defence, I have been doing this for a while, and I mostly hide behind weathering. 220
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Aside from the diarrhea mixed in, it's a lovely cake." Gods below, has Eurogamer gone downhill. 071
Reposted by Hercule PyroJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261721062
Reposted by Hercule PyroHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 05/09/2026 16215
Hercule Pyro @herculepyro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Middle-aged Lara, with uni-aged kids and an ex-husband (who is merely a bit of a dick, not involved in grand conspiracies or plots), tired of bullshit, getting in gunfights. Mechanically, the games are the same. 031
Reposted by Hercule PyroHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 04/09/2026 04312
Reposted by Hercule PyroBoris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 04/09/2025A shaman's squatting in our shed and all the blessings and curses are messing with the Wi-Fi so now there are eyeless men in my phone inseminating all my apps which are giving birth to code made flesh and everyone's all "Just get a new phone," and it's like with what fucking money, Beth? 27616
Reposted by Hercule PyroIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/09/2026Even aside from Rowling being an insane monster, Jesus fuck I am sick of hearing about Harry Potter 733560563
Reposted by Hercule PyroRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026these people should be ashamed of themselves for several reasons share.google/IB2NzxpKmZaF... 601772233