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Doug Postlethwaite

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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'Jever think about how Chumbawumba are remembered as a one hit wonder band with a song about binge drinking, and basically all their other songs are based anti-fascist anthems? Honestly a legendary career move: do one for the money that funds the good fight.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Marvel What If idea: Frank Castle is played by Tim Vine in The Pun-isher
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who do you think will fake their death for content first: Mr Beast or a Paul Brother?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If @absobloodylucy.bsky.social had guested on @nogodsnomayors.com during their cowboy era she could've introduced herself as "your local Bookaroo." Oh well, there's always varmint season at @killjamesbond.bsky.social
A post from goblinparty reading: "Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn't think of the word 'library,' so I said 'book ranch.' He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for 'librarian.' ""Cowbook! Like cowboy! No... Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard..."" and just now I heard him yell ""BOOKAROO"" from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice I've ever heard" to which sasquapossum responded: " "Howdy, pardner. Name's Tex. Biblio Tex." "
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Man, even Cannibal Corpse isn't funny in the face of the most recent news about that one guy.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social were just saying they like when Daniel Craig gets a little fruity with it, so I guess y'all manifested this?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you ever think about how, if the '90s Mario movie had been good enough to get a sequel, Danny Devito and Willem Dafoe would've been perfect casting for live action Wario and Waluigi? I do... a lot.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you ever feel like you're watching background worldbuilding in the opening montage of a Roland Emmerich plague movie?
Trending: 1. Cregger's Resident Evil earns praise; 2. RFK Jr. addresses anti-vaccine conference
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social So the trailer for the new Street Fighter DLC character dropped, and he might be the world's greatest detective. x.com/Hydro_236/st...
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do you ever think about Nigel Thornberry? The concept of taking a David Attenborough base, adding a dash of Indiana Jones, then dunking him in weapons grade autistic absent mindedness/complete focus on hyperfixation, and having him voiced by /Tim Curry/ - this is how you make a *smashing* character.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sephiroth x Lucifer crossover character: a six winged fallen angel, but all the wings are on the same side. (Still a beautiful twink, obviously.) Is this anything?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton /and/ Tim Curry in one week?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
68±1 amirite?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Mononyms are cool and all, but sometimes they cause idiots (me) to think stupid thoughts like "I wonder if Devon @devononearth.bsky.social is related to Dev Patel?" lol.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Are the horsegirls in Umamusame technically centaurs?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Growing up means your hands are too big for bananas to be toy guns, so they become toy karambits instead. Still duel wielding, though. Hashtag potassium life, hashtag the K in karambit is for potassium.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*performative monocle pops out into my plastic champaign cup full of mango monster* Have you any idea how hard it is to transport a harpsichord by penny-farthing?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@mattielubchansky.com I know you said it as a joke, but did you ever start working on that Marquis de Mores historical graphic novel?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why is it "unjust" to have "injustice?" English is a dog language. (Except I love dogs.)
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think the greatest tragedy about Watchmen is that even it, remembered as one of the archetypical edgy comics from the 80s, was *naive* in the conclusion. We now know, thanks to climate change, that the world would not unite against a common threat. Even the temporary peace was optimistic.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@killjamesbond.bsky.social 's latest episode be like www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7e...
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
YouTube video by UEBS I did it again
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Do you ever get Eric Carman* and Eric Cartman** confused and imagine that little shit getting a call from a Russian lawyer about copywrite? *(co-songwriter of All By Myself with Sergei Rachmaninoff) **(the bigot child from South Park with whom you're /not/ supposed to identify or agree)
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
[French film festival] [lady sheep] [TM28] [Pennywise]?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ron Pearlman!?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@killjamesbond.bsky.social I've suggested this before, but as heist season is wrapping up soon I really think this would be good: please do the 1986 Australian crime comedy Malcolm, and if you want guests I highly recommend @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social because of Melbourne trams.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 20/05/2026
To love is to unionize✊ Thanks for the shout out Game Changer and Ally Beardsley!
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book: To Maim a Mockingbird
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slipknot are the Happy Mondays of nu metal, but in typical metal extravagance they have two Bezzes.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The best thing about being a man is the prerogative to have 17% more fun than an equivalent woman.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
You know what? Fuck you! *ReCaprios your Leonardo*
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I understand that I'm supposed to feel the rain on my skin, but I don't want to let the rain in - rainwater has not been clean enough to drink since the '90s. If you want me to let the rain in, you'd better start regulating polluters.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
At the gender reveal. The fire burns blue. Both parents devastated. It's a cop. ACAB
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I nair double-shine to beat shield grab, call that a frame-mog.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Kitchen-table poly is when there are enough of you to afford both a kitchen and a table.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If Rudi Giuliani were Australian we'd call him Jules (Giules?) and as former mayor of Melbourne he'd've called Dan Andrews a cunt by now.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@killjamesbond.bsky.social If you think about it, Indiana Jones movies often involve heists. Especially the start of the 1st one. That cultural artifact was displayed on a plinth surrounded by security traps. Remember when he said "that belongs in a museum" in the 3rd one? It was in a museum!
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If Nosferatu's nephew nepoed his way onto the Apprentice and became racist to curry favour with the boss, you'd call him Stephen Miller.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Slutcels seething after I puritymog them with my chastitymaxxing build.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Fun fact: @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social is French for Brennan the Startagain.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I just realised we're five to ten years away from dubstep becoming retro and I think maybe I should purchase a packet of Wurther's Originals in preparation...
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Remember that time Hawkeye and Black Widow fought to the death, but like in reverse?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social By coincidence I started binging Elementary just before this podcast started, and I think S06E02 has some /themes/ that you might find interesting, including some weird crossover with topics @killjamesbond.bsky.social has been covering recently.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Catching up on @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social and it seems like their film criticism style can best be summed up thusly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Tm...
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egg - asdfmovie14
YouTube video by Not Important
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Does anyone remember that time Individual One was an unindicted co-conspirator in federal charges and was later elected president of the United States of America in 2016? Did anybody ever figure out who that was?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Am I the only Australian who, upon binging S2 of On a Bus, got Julia Gillard "I will not be lectured about misogyny by this man!" vibes when @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social shouted "I won't be straight-manned by you!" at Katie Merovitch?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Am I the only one that pronounces Wisconson as "Wiscansion" purely because of this viral tweet (without having ever heard the song)?
David Letterman tweeted "Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity." To which @vinnycrack responed "T-pain was only 22 when he rhymed mansion with wiscansin"
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The fact that 153 is divisible by 17 feels gross. I will not explain why.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This sentence is not a palindrome. This sentence is a tautology. Does this sound like a rhetorical question? It did until I answered it.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sometimes, Michael do be jordin'.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I've been watching Elementary for some reason, and there's an episode in which they try to "both sides" Anonymous and the Heritage Foundation. Quick question: ten years after that episode came out, which one of those groups is leading America's fascist decline?
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