M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 25/04/2026“Wawa sucks now” is a skill issue. It’s like a diner - you identify the standouts and don’t get too cocky. Of course they’re not going to have good pizza. Why are you getting pizza at Wawa? 010
Reposted by Mfull slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck 9383412041
Reposted by Mborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/04/2026“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it” so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue 122767924
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I was having a pretty bad day (my fault) and then this happened, and now I am floating on a cloud of bliss from which I will never come down 000
Reposted by MPatrick 📉 @thebestpatrick.bsky.social · 24/04/2026It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos. 886293837
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Be courteous: go to the end of the platform and vape your brains out like I do 000
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I really don't want to feel old or act like a boomer but man am I sick of people smoking blunts and blasting music on the subway. Like 75% of the time I get on, someone is doing one or both. I love both of those things but those are not subway activities in the slightest 100
Reposted by MOn This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/04/202630 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. 5447952379
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Have you tried al pastor pizza, ideally from Rosario's? Totally changed my opinion on pineapple on pizza. 100
Reposted by MMeredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 15/12/2025Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it 176138171714
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I would commit so many crimes for a pair of neon green and black checkerboard Vans slip-ons 000
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Bought so much of one kind of yarn at the craft store (I’m making a blanket) that they know me now, time to kms from the mortifying ordeal of being known 000
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Can’t post like I used to because now all I do is work and be productive and do my little crafty crafts in my free time, which is extremely boring and not funny at all 000
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I need a pin that says "I got diagnosed with ADHD because the neuropsych evaluation for autism is like $5000" 000
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I got diagnosed with ADHD, started taking Effexor, and decided to limit my weed consumption to weekends only. Chat, I regret to inform you that it is helping immensely 110
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 27/10/2025It is truly insane that a new brain med that’s designed to help me out of depression will also have the side effect of turning my inner monologue into a nonstop infomercial for suicide 000
Reposted by Malexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall 880996
Reposted by Mmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/10/2025"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG 61736335
Reposted by MMel Campbell @incrediblemelk.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I just learned that the Japanese word for 'accessible' (to disabled people) is バリアフリー (baria furi) "barrier-free" 🥹 0296
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Republicans are the "fuck them kids" party in literally every sense of the phrase 010
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I was such a bummer at my appointment today that my doctor put me back on antidepressants 000
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Occasionally I'll think that my partner and I are two totally different people, and then one of us farts and we laugh about it for way longer than two middle-aged adults should 000
Reposted by Mhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 19/10/2025George Soros : wait there were how many protestors? Aide : over 7 million sir George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this 182789401
Reposted by MCheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 19/10/2025I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard 5174511475
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 20/10/2025AWS outage means a bunch of docket services and half my cloud-based software doesn't work. I'm fine with that 010
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 17/10/2025The incredible irony of seeing a homeless person in active addiction wearing a Penn School of Social Policy and Practice hoodie 000
Reposted by MKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 11/10/2025RIP Diane Keaton, you were the last "straight but vaguely masculine" actress that was legal... thank you for your service to Our Kind 41919
Reposted by Mdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/11/2024if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post 112769365
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Lmao I do not think you guys look alike in the slightest aside from being shorties with fat asses (complimentary) 100
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Wow, how not surprising that all the biggest shitheads from the pre-covid stand up scene have relocated to Austin to try to suck some money out of the alt-right pipeline 000
Reposted by MITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 05/10/2025Another excellent commercial by Cramblin Duvet Advertising 81048
Reposted by Mdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 05/10/2025when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it 153085
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Just sent my therapist a paragraph-long text basically like, "Hey, so in the week since I last saw you, I started using a CPAP so now I'm sleeping better but also having vivid nightmares, I got my period, and my grandmother died. I am in hell. See you tomorrow!" 000
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 30/09/2025The independent bookstore is now a Citizens Bank. The Indian restaurant I once loved has been razed. Surrounded by boxy, plastic density, simultaneously oppressive and flimsy 000
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I went for a walk yesterday around the bougie college campus and it was grim. Storefronts shuttered or home to the most pointless businesses. The equivalent of that highway offramp pic with fast food joints except it's upscale supermarkets, Starbucks, fast casual joints where meals are a $25 minimum 100
Reposted by MJackson Crawford @norsebysw.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Kaleb Horton, again: "It's sad how many RTs you get by saying the world is ending instead of admitting the scary truth that it's not and there's work to do in it." 11264307
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Woke up before my alarm and fell asleep only to have a terrible dream where my bf and all my friends made plans without me, and my bf got all mad because I asked him to stay at home with me instead. Then it cut to a previous roommate, a total asshole and creep, calling me out for being a bad friend 000
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 25/09/2025One thing they don't tell you about trying to take control of your health and see doctors and get diagnoses and shit is that no one ever calls you back. Just have to keep harassing underpaid support staff and leaving increasingly unhinged voicemails 000
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 25/09/2025They used to show so much Hitler content that we called it The Hitler Channel in my house. We used to be a real country 010
Reposted by MDanielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 22/09/2025doomers: there’s not going to be elections in America ever again me: if they can’t even cancel an entertainer due to popular pushback what the fuck makes you think they can cancel elections 1372198451
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 17/09/2025It’s the best time of the year: the start of a new season of RHOSLC, the funniest show on television 000
Reposted by MBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/11/2024The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up 228110221563
Reposted by Mautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Oh are young men lonely? Are they having a tough time?? Instead of incelism have they considered getting into DC hardcore??? 831844
M @hellhorse.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I gotta get off the internet. The average person online is so brainrotted that it’s making me dumber by osmosis. We never should’ve let normies go online, they’ve all lost their minds 010
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