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@hellatio.bsky.social
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they/she 🏳️‍⚧️ - queer - disabled - #actuallyautistic - 30 - picrew pfp by @faelions

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girls night in the red room @2inch.bsky.social · 9h
life hack: you can flirt with a girl almost twice your age on the internet. its awesome
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Natalie @nataliehall.bsky.social · 14h
Another one.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 14h
Time for this classic again.
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Julian R - On Vgen now @julianrahmat.bsky.social · 14h
All the LANCER mechs I've done. If you want yours, feel free to commission me, link in the comments
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 19h
I had to give her a friend
Illustration of two very round bears covered in snow
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20h
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 19h
a five panel comic. 

i say to a person: do i have to have sex w you or are we actual friends?

they say: what do ya mean

*pulls out diagram showing whats actual friends and whats friends you have to have sex with*

they say: its hard to answer your question without sounding rapey

but just take this

its a greentext line that says >its friends you have to have sex with
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S ∆ R E N ✦ 杰敏 @sarenstone.com · 19h
Mushroom…
A fat fluffy mackerel tabby lies on her back on a rug, her little arms and legs disappearing into her blobby body.
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Kendra P @hagofbolding.bsky.social · 19h
Freaky guy flash: reptile edition! kptats.club
Tattoo flash drawing of a colorful snapping turtle with an eyeball embedded in its shellTattoo flash drawing of a colorful snake coiled around a long star. The snake has a head on both of its ends (ie: a head where its tail would be) and a pattern of eyes down its backTattoo flash drawing of a colorful alligator / crocodile with two sets of jaws and glowing stars on its back. Presented in two color options, teal or gold
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19h
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
kgw.com
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18h
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 18h
the brand safety panopticon has come to twitch
Streamers, wary of both AI and YouTube’s infuriatingly un-transparent hall of mirrors, are not enthused about this new development.

“Ohhh so that’s why ad revenue dropped,” longtime streamer JP "itmeJP" McDaniel said on Twitter.  

“I’m genuinely worried that the sheer fact that I’m a lesbian will cause the AI to remove ads,” said Vtuber LuminusRed. “In the past I’ve tested it and confirmed that I get less ad money if I had queer-related tags on my stream like ‘lesbian,’ so I am worried this dumb AI monitoring will mean I no longer get money from ads on Twitch.”
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 18h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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ratarchy ΘΔ @maya-klenger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I count some cishet men among my best friends and allies and they have something in common: their friend circle predominantly consists of women and queer people, typically as a result of them being expelled from the "brotherhood" after taking a proactive stance against misogyny. Sort of grunglers.
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them
Bathroom sink area where one can see three pipes coming out of three adjacent places on the wall which combine left plus center and right plus center and then all three again into one and then up through a weird larger tube section and then up and then down again to combine with flow from a fourth pipe coming out of a different place in the wall and then into a white plastic shrouded pipe section(?) and then up into/under the sink. Hot water has its own separate pipe from the wall. OkClose up
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it's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everytime i win a party game board i feel like this
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Gareth DAMIAN MARTIN | Jump Over the Age @jumpovertheage.com · 29/09/2026
Andrey Surnov's concept work for Jusant in my brain again this morning. Can't think of a game set among ruins that made me more desperate to see more of its world. So few games manage such an original and rich aesthetic, so sad the team never got to make more.
Jusant Concept, Andrey SurnovJusant Concept, Andrey SurnovJusant Concept, Andrey SurnovJusant Concept, Andrey Surnov
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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Skybots10 @skybots10.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love it whenever comics have Hulk look like Bruce’s stand
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Movie recommendation for tonight, 13 Assassins God this movie rules so hard.
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maya butchpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
trans girl after she starts taking dick pills
a guitar hero guitar with a note on it that says “THIS DONGLE WORKS!”
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey fuckers. Who wants to see a trailer? Just a lil taste? Just an itty bitty lil sense of the flavor of extra i'm gonna be bringing to this fuckass endeavour? hmm?
youtu.be
Trailer - Analysis Of A Creed, a video essay
YouTube video by Ela Bambust
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Wendy, Pixel Curatrix (Comms open!) @curatrix-ribston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one of the core contributions i make to Eat God as a co-autress is to make it More Trans and you can really see it here.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Murder is okay, but only when I do it" is a fun character trait when it's mere hypocrisy, but what's hilarious is when it continues with "so if you need any murder done you need to ask me to do it for you". Just out there acting as a moral buffer.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Character whose backstory is like a Shakespearean tragedy, which is to say they were perfectly free to walk away from All That at literally any time with no consequences but didn't because of who they are as a person.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think a necessary companion to "does that fantasy novel actually have ambitious worldbuilding, or is it just long?" is "does that mid-budget indie animation series actually have compelling character writing, or does it just compose every major scene like it was a music video?"
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The problem is people keep arguing about which playable D&D species would have robust drug cultures when objectively the funniest answer is "all of them". Why would you deny yourself the opportunity to speculate about what a giant psychic praying mantis smokes? Go on, tell me how a cube gets stoned.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
wisn.com
Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone done this yet #art
that discord wumpus mascot being impaled by the spear of longinus end of evangelion
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many men would rather engage in violent fantasy about what they WOULD do instead of doing what they easily COULD.
Threads post from @protextor


“I'd kill for my daughter."

OK. Will you risk social inconvenience by calling out your peers loudly and to their face? Or is that bare minimum real-life scenario scarier than your hypothetical one? 1/2
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Strype @strype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you aren't anti-zionist, you absolutely should be
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 28/09/2026
everywhere else: yeah i called the city and they said the timeline for closing up the portal to hell on our street is 6 months to a year and to just keep any small animals inside so they're not carried away by swarms of bats

new yorkers: mayor mamdani can i have another ride on the chocolate ferris wheel?

zohran mamdani : of course you can sweetheart but dont forget to take 40 dollars from the bucket of 20s and punch a landlord in the tummy first
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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 Animate! Philadelphia (Pennsylvania) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, if only there were a way for Mamdani to be the mayor of like…every city. Could you imagine? Like a “country mayor” for the United States, or something…
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy coming out anniversary to meee
A drawing of the artist Kati Knitt holding a megaphone, screaming "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the magnificent evil lesbian you always meant to be!"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Liv Smith🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪Voice Acting Muscle Mommy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heads are gunna pop
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/09/2026
analog doesnt fucking mean what apparently everyone thinks it does. a kindle is not analog. a digital camera is not analog-- its in the fucking name on this one. an ipod is not analog. i am going to fuxking scream
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
It really gives the game away when the anti trans orgs are calling the election of the neo nazi party in Germany a "glimmer of hope."
​A screenshot of an online article headline from "Inspecting Gender" by Genspect. The main heading reads: "Germany: A Glimmer of Hope for Sex Realists?" Below the title, the summary text asks: "Is the victory of the AfD in Germany a dark day for democracy or a glimmer of hope for sex realists? By David Allison." The bottom metadata displays the Genspect logo, "5 hours ago," and a "Listen" audio option button. In the top right corner, there is a teal "Subscribe" button alongside a circular profile avatar.
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
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