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hellatio.bsky.social

@hellatio.bsky.social
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they/she 🏳️‍⚧️ - queer - disabled - #actuallyautistic - 30 - picrew pfp by @faelions

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hellatio.bsky.social @hellatio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jenny Nicholson tweets
1. You know that thing where you disagree with a guy online and suddenly his vocab switches from completely normal to "writing missives from the revolutionary war in a quill pen" as though that gives him some kind of intellectual high ground"
2. In the replies you'll find a lot of women knowing exacly what I'm talking about and a lot of men going "I do not see why one should not be precise in his manner of expression, I merely desire to clarify my intent lest my intentions be misjudged by hostile adversaries"
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hellatio.bsky.social @hellatio.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why are all the lesbians i know are so predatory?
A young deer curled up so cutely The Wikipedia image for "survivorship bias"
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hellatio.bsky.social @hellatio.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Pokemon card of a Cramorant trying its best to swallow a Gyarados from the tail. It is gagging but has made surprising progress. The Gyarados is confused and affronted.
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hellatio.bsky.social @hellatio.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Meme that says "bugs when you lift up a rock" over an image of an ottoman being tilted up to reveal a dumbfounded cat underneath
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hellatio.bsky.social @hellatio.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This you?
A person with a shaved head kneeling and licking a black leather boot
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hellatio.bsky.social @hellatio.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Hope this traffic meme helps
Image meme of Woody and Buzz from Toystory, text says "Gridlock, gridlock everywhere". This is commonly misread as "girl dick" by people who read the latter more often, and or have dyslexia
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hellatio.bsky.social @hellatio.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Now thats what i call marketing accessibility!
A screenshot of my accessibility settings with the first three settings active, and the last inactive
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