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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah that’s how it happens
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is very good.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 14/08/2026
Well, there’s this one from 18 years ago, where I said “you can choose either Facebook or freedom”, while trying to get people at SXSW to stop fawning over Zuck’s first public interview.
#sxsw people: the panel I'm on about Designing for Freedom at 2pm is against Zuckerberg. So you can choose freedom or facebook. Just saying.
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR A BAD CAUSE IS NOT A MORAL ACT
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Imagine having been in there for 9-11
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Happened in Baltimore and I hope John Waters is having a nice day today
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Napoleon Bonaparte made his servants break in his shoes before he wore them. His entire wardrobe was two different outfits repeated. When he arrived at St Helena he had a meltdown about the house smelling like paint. His stare was so unnerving other heads of state believed it was magical.
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 16/06/2026
No one: Me: I THINK SHREK SHOULD BE STOPPED
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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 01/06/2026
Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE
DS9 scene: Kor, a Klingon, greets Dax as Curzon. Dax corrects him as the host is now in Jadzia, a Trill female. Cor immediately responds, "Jadzia, my beloved old friend" without missing a beat. 

Right: Two tweets from 2019: "This Pride Month, never forget that Klingons had trans rights"; "No hostility, no confusion, no clumsy excuse-filled justification, just a quick self-correction and the exact same amount of love and respect before and after. Cis allies: Be like Kor."
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leva+ @blueamaryllis.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the worst people on the planet have hello kitty avatars and @s like yummycrumbly but DETESTABLEPERVERT666 would probably pull me out of a burning building
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gerald @heeeraldo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
who up svefning they englar
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gerald @heeeraldo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
two cocktails in at a speakeasy in reykjavik and we’re coming up with such bullshit as “dune 1984 the musical”
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gerald @heeeraldo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
goals
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, and good thoughts to everybody who is happy, or sad, or ambivalent, or just having lots of feelings. Nothing is simple for everybody.
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
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gerald @heeeraldo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
evergreen statement
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gerald @heeeraldo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
goin' to london next month; hit me with your recommendations?
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Texas Chainsaw Writing Workshop @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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JB 🐻✨🍉🪩 @jbfromdc.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
i love gay people
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
my job is laptop but I don't fully understand laptop so my daily life is full of small mysteries and this keeps me beautifully naive as like a foal
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
-not everything needs to be a subscription -2FA for everything means better security but more rapid decision fatigue -regular apple pie is better than apple crumble -burnout should qualify for medical leave -iPods are great -it is fine to eat ravioli plain -more people should exfoliate in the shower
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights
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bryson @brysonm.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
holy shit
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/02/2026
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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Mercedes Allen @mercedesallen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"An entire community is mourning a horrific loss in Tumbler Ridge this week. And how it is being talked about online, and the dangerous links being made to trans people at large, will have resounding and dangerous impacts in the months and weeks to come…" xtramagazine.com/power/tumble...
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The Tumbler Ridge shooting is already fuelling anti-trans hate in Canada | Xtra Magazine
Bad actors on the right are leaping to connect the shooter’s trans identity to the violence
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oritart @oritart.ca · 10/02/2026
they found the seal that calls people gay
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 09/02/2026
From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
bad bunny thinking of ideas for who could be revealed by the halftime wedding party
a tumblr post showing lady gaga digitally altered to look smaller, with the caption "ooo.... lady gagita"
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
oooo lady gagita
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Marquis The Honey Bear @marquis.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
BENITO LADY GAGA RICKY MARTIN TWO GAYS GRINDING SHOUT OUTS TO SOUTH AMERICA AND THE CARIBBEAN ONE BY ONE??? TOP 3 Super Bowl Half time 👏🏾 #superbowl
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Sports people: it’s ok to text your gay friend when it’s almost half time so they don’t miss Bad Bunny
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Orbitz (1996-1998): A line of clear, non-carbonated beverages, filled with dozens of tiny, suspended balls of what was essentially gelatin. Came in flavors such as Raspberry Citrus, Blueberry Melon Strawberry, Pineapple-Banana-Cherry- Coconut, Vanilla Orange, Black Currant Berry, and Chocolate
A lineup of 4 clear beverage bottles, with the shape and general appearance of lava lamps, each filled with colorful little balls, suspended in the liquid
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hang in there, y’all.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
Mr. Rogers: Even though machines might move or sound like they're talking, they don't have feelings.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Happy 33rd birthday to Deep Space Nine :) :) :)
Season 5 cast of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine :) :) :)
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Nardwuar the Human Serviette @nardwuarserviette.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I am honoured to announce I’ve been appointed as a member to the Order of Canada. Thank you to everyone for the support! I dedicate this to my late Mom who taught me so much about history, local independent media & research. I know that she would be, like me, screaming with joy! #orderofcanada
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Daisy_Chains, BCE. Psyber-Active (friend of luce ❤️‍🔥) d^-.x^b @foriscream.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A mistake in three acts
Orange kitty about to leap into the snowA kitty shaped hole in the snowA cat staring out of the hole with a little snow on her head
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
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lil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I love blocking millennials who post Harry Potter content
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 23/12/2025
You don't need to think about what is "normal." You are you. One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message. Your soul is beautiful.
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gerald @heeeraldo.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
@pepperraccoon.com delighted to say my recent order (to canada) arrived much faster than expected (and then sat for a week at the post office because who has time between 10 and 5.) par avian i-iii look even better in person and i can’t wait to mount them and series iv on the lovely little banner <3
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
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How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 09/11/2025
Good morning
Luxury Gay Space Communism
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Challah G Brick esq., Cavalier of the 8th @challahchic.butchsky.social · 04/11/2025
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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