oritart @oritart.ca · 25/09/2026today is elaine is super functional and productive day everyone say you can do it 12190
oritart @oritart.ca · 22/09/2026I always miss this anniversary but I'm 14 years and 2 days on hrt 0380
oritart @oritart.ca · 19/09/2026TCG players: prices of cards are set through careful market analysis TCG stores: 2220
oritart @oritart.ca · 14/09/2026this happens all the fucking time actually but if you say this shit the media blacklists you and you get no more interviews and your campaign dies before you get name recognition 0120
oritart @oritart.ca · 13/09/2026this data matches what i expected and this format is so ass ;-; wym I faced 4 malice as levia 230
oritart @oritart.ca · 12/09/2026choose your fighter: levia with no extenders malice with no enablers viserai with no runechants 2-3 drop ready to run it back today in the showdown 0110
oritart @oritart.ca · 11/09/2026sleepy player ready to open unplayables and drop in deck construction 0180
Reposted by oritartoritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026malice: if I do these 15 different things then I might be able to send a 4 card 6 viserai: 1 card 7. on hit discard a card, kick you in the balls, burn your house down, and turn your playgroup into commander players 3442
oritart @oritart.ca · 05/09/2026quebec election be like - corruption - what if bsky was a political party (ragebaiting) - what if bsky was a political party (virtue signaling) - conservative with punchable face - continuons 060
oritart @oritart.ca · 05/09/2026I don't understand why bsky, a place for weirdos and insular fan communities, is voting for prom queen 180
oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026i have brought a few flesh and blood demo decks just yaknow in case 080
oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026"I'm not really an avgeek anymore tbh planes aren't cool anymore" / "omg retro livery a220 hi!" 1120
oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026you will never be a real illusionist. you have no spectral shields, you have no repeatable board state. you are a homosexual wizard twisted by gottlieb into a cruel mockery of james white's perfection- 1200
oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026malice: if I do these 15 different things then I might be able to send a 4 card 6 viserai: 1 card 7. on hit discard a card, kick you in the balls, burn your house down, and turn your playgroup into commander players 3442
oritart @oritart.ca · 25/08/2026hello fellow magic the gathering players it sure is cool to untap at the start of your turn and only draw one card does anyone have bed space for a degen who has decided last minute to go to cubecon please and ty 3150
oritart @oritart.ca · 24/08/2026with the number of people who've thanked me for their skirmish win/finals/top4/etc I really need to just start writing a metafy 2110
oritart @oritart.ca · 23/08/2026I feel like mark carney would do so fucking well in a sinecure position where he gets to do barack obama cosplay speeches without having to actually implement policy I almost expected him to break out "let me be clear" 050
oritart @oritart.ca · 19/08/2026am I a fucking boomer for feeling like I miss the days when production code was written with intentionality and there was a person somewhere who understood what it did 2190
oritart @oritart.ca · 18/08/2026I guess in Isenloft there's just a bunch of people walking around named Jarl 3151
oritart @oritart.ca · 17/08/2026VISCIOUS PREDATORS POUNCE ON UNSUSPECTING SLEEPING SEAL [GRAPHIC] 0102