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oritart

@oritart.ca
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🇨🇦 from domestic and imported ingredients L2 judge, L99 illusionist coper, former wizard game judge, sometimes brings home gold foils often rants about canadian politics seal enjoyer en/zh/fr, she/they/她/elle

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oritart @oritart.ca · 20h
very important everyone watch this right now
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oritart @oritart.ca · 27/09/2026
like what the fuck man
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/09/2026
un petit info pour les enterprises à rue wellington
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/09/2026
oh my god guy just shut the fuck up
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/09/2026
usurp the shadow throne release weekend
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oritart @oritart.ca · 25/09/2026
today is elaine is super functional and productive day everyone say you can do it
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oritart @oritart.ca · 22/09/2026
I always miss this anniversary but I'm 14 years and 2 days on hrt
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oritart @oritart.ca · 21/09/2026
robot seal
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oritart @oritart.ca · 19/09/2026
TCG players: prices of cards are set through careful market analysis TCG stores:
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oritart @oritart.ca · 19/09/2026
sustainable energy source
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oritart @oritart.ca · 15/09/2026
looks at you like this
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oritart @oritart.ca · 15/09/2026
an unsupervised oritart will locate the nearest aquarium
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oritart @oritart.ca · 14/09/2026
this happens all the fucking time actually but if you say this shit the media blacklists you and you get no more interviews and your campaign dies before you get name recognition
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oritart @oritart.ca · 13/09/2026
this data matches what i expected and this format is so ass ;-; wym I faced 4 malice as levia
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oritart @oritart.ca · 13/09/2026
no officer i swear i did not do it
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oritart @oritart.ca · 12/09/2026
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oritart @oritart.ca · 12/09/2026
choose your fighter: levia with no extenders malice with no enablers viserai with no runechants 2-3 drop ready to run it back today in the showdown
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oritart @oritart.ca · 12/09/2026
for the record I said "because I'm a board state gamer"
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oritart @oritart.ca · 11/09/2026
sleepy player ready to open unplayables and drop in deck construction
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oritart @oritart.ca · 11/09/2026
I'm so jet lagged fuck
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026
malice: if I do these 15 different things then I might be able to send a 4 card 6 viserai: 1 card 7. on hit discard a card, kick you in the balls, burn your house down, and turn your playgroup into commander players
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oritart @oritart.ca · 10/09/2026
elaine tries foreign snacks: seoul day 0!
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oritart @oritart.ca · 09/09/2026
fun fact: i am sleepy
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oritart @oritart.ca · 08/09/2026
6 7
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oritart @oritart.ca · 08/09/2026
i'm helping
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oritart @oritart.ca · 06/09/2026
see you in seoul
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oritart @oritart.ca · 05/09/2026
quebec election be like - corruption - what if bsky was a political party (ragebaiting) - what if bsky was a political party (virtue signaling) - conservative with punchable face - continuons
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oritart @oritart.ca · 05/09/2026
I don't understand why bsky, a place for weirdos and insular fan communities, is voting for prom queen
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oritart @oritart.ca · 03/09/2026
bruh
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oritart @oritart.ca · 03/09/2026
yelling me and who so loudly the entire building collapses
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oritart @oritart.ca · 02/09/2026
really?
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oritart @oritart.ca · 31/08/2026
I can't decide which of these players I'm more happy for
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oritart @oritart.ca · 28/08/2026
hold on this is not flesh nor blood
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oritart @oritart.ca · 27/08/2026
how do you do fellow magic players
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026
i have done it i have found the most unnecessary bilingual sign
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026
hi!!!!
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026
i have brought a few flesh and blood demo decks just yaknow in case
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026
"I'm not really an avgeek anymore tbh planes aren't cool anymore" / "omg retro livery a220 hi!"
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026
you will never be a real illusionist. you have no spectral shields, you have no repeatable board state. you are a homosexual wizard twisted by gottlieb into a cruel mockery of james white's perfection-
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026
malice: if I do these 15 different things then I might be able to send a 4 card 6 viserai: 1 card 7. on hit discard a card, kick you in the balls, burn your house down, and turn your playgroup into commander players
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oritart @oritart.ca · 25/08/2026
hello fellow magic the gathering players it sure is cool to untap at the start of your turn and only draw one card does anyone have bed space for a degen who has decided last minute to go to cubecon please and ty
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oritart @oritart.ca · 25/08/2026
is Mamdani a fucking magic player
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oritart @oritart.ca · 24/08/2026
with the number of people who've thanked me for their skirmish win/finals/top4/etc I really need to just start writing a metafy
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oritart @oritart.ca · 23/08/2026
eats you
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oritart @oritart.ca · 23/08/2026
I feel like mark carney would do so fucking well in a sinecure position where he gets to do barack obama cosplay speeches without having to actually implement policy I almost expected him to break out "let me be clear"
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oritart @oritart.ca · 21/08/2026
bolt you // boat you
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oritart @oritart.ca · 19/08/2026
am I a fucking boomer for feeling like I miss the days when production code was written with intentionality and there was a person somewhere who understood what it did
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oritart @oritart.ca · 19/08/2026
fun fact: seals can take fall damage (seal_2028 on ig)
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oritart @oritart.ca · 18/08/2026
I guess in Isenloft there's just a bunch of people walking around named Jarl
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oritart @oritart.ca · 17/08/2026
VISCIOUS PREDATORS POUNCE ON UNSUSPECTING SLEEPING SEAL [GRAPHIC]
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