Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 3hTroy Jackson's campaign slow motion campaign implosion by moderate Democratic consultants that may cost the Dems their Fetterman-proof majority is so the Democratic Party in 2026 010
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 3hA reminder that during the 2016 campaign he had a "TRUMP 2016" sign on the podium in every city he spoke, and the names of the cities were almost always spelled wrong (e.g. "TLUSA" for "TULSA") It was a running joke after a while 010
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 4hI saw the best minds of my generation Ignored, belittled Passed over by numbskulls like Elon and Palmer 000
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 4hLocal media: Why did they build the Pinehurst station? There's no apartments or dense housing or ANYONE nearby, just that old municipal golf course! Seattleites: Then let's turn the golf course into housing and retail Local media: HOW DARE THEY TAKE AWAY A GOLF COURSE I NEVER PLAY AT 020
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026Why is it "super intelligence" when he's been naming everything "America" or "freedom?" 000
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026And keep in mind, this is the same Senate that yesterday passed legislation to reconfigure the NIL rules for college sports. Smart enough to vote on that, but dumb enough to not know the difference between a Big Ten school and an NBA team 000
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026I guess Eric Schmitt gave away the game: the GOP doesn’t know the women’s sports they insist they’re defending Or the difference between a Hawk and a Hawkeye 001
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 29/09/2026You know who would totally support this Washington initiative 001 about genital inspections for school kids who play sports? Larry Nasser. 120
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 28/09/2026Anthropic: "AI will kill us all. We need controls and guardrails." Also Anthropic: "Today we released an update to the AI from our classic talking point 'AI will kill us all.'" 051
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 28/09/2026“Choosin’ Texas” is an ok song. Freaking out that it’s not top of national discourse says you’re not getting that culture is now fully atomized And conservatives insisting this is censorship when the song’s been #1 for nearly six months really gives up the game 231
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 28/09/2026Boomers 1996: I AM CUTTING YOU OFF! YOU ARE NO CHILD OF MINE! Boomers 2026: why are they cutting me off I didn’t do anything 051
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life. 14195032193
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksSara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14975261450
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 26/09/2026These idiots are trying to crash the ACA in the most idiotic way possible 230
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksBen Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Idk why Tommy Tuberville is so furryphobic, but i'm guessing Auburn's mascot Aubie the Tiger has some stories to tell about Tommy. Well, @davidjroth.bsky.social, what are you waiting for? Get down there. 640440
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation 2938480841
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 25/09/2026Democrats: All these leftists on Bluesky only represent a fifth of the party, we're not going to pay attention to them Also Democrats: What can we do to appeal to the 18% of Americans that strongly approve of Trump 011
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 25/09/2026AI isn't going rogue, it's just poorly programmed and poorly firewalled which makes me feel like we should ban autonomous nanobots to get ahead of the inevitable grey goo incident caused by poor programming by AI 220
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksMax Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I do hope the separatists come to realize that it was their hero Donald Trump that did this to them. 1427978
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 25/09/2026Everyone else: I wish this western Mass lesbian bar masking kerfuffle would die down Jonathan Richman: I WAS MASKING AT THE LESBIAN BAR UH HUH 010
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 25/09/2026If "The Dems want to trans your kids" and "Dems are communists" is truly all they have left then I don't think the GOP is a viable party anymore, just two Christopher Rufos in a trenchcoat Too bad the Dems aren't running on anything but "you see those weirdos? We're only 1/2 as weird!" 010
Reposted by Dylan Wilbanks🏳️🌈🚲Cole🚄🚟 @coleurbanist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This follow up is funny 228827
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?" 8189102556
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 25/09/2026This is feeling like September 2006 with this congressional election — the GOP is getting blindsided by how bad off they are and they’re not even sure where to fall back to. In that election, “safe Republican seats” flipped. The election prognosticators were just as surprised — their models failed 010
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 25/09/2026Maybe the most miserable Mariners fact of 2026 is the division was so terrible they weren’t eliminated from the playoffs until the Thursday before the end of the season 001
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 24/09/2026Thing I’ve learned in two years of community radio: Never forget the photo credit on a band picture because band photographers Will Find You And They Will Kill You For Failing To Remember The Credit 010
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 24/09/2026"If I asked people what they wanted, they'd ask for better tamagotchis." 010
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 24/09/2026My parents, 1977: You need to learn our address and phone number so you will always be able to have contact info should you get lost Jensen Huang, 2026: I'm mostly doing interviews 24/7 because I forgot where I lived 131
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 24/09/2026By this time tomorrow neither Paxton nor Abbott will have ever heard of Trump 000
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 24/09/2026Keep reading people who are ok with a military coup in the US Um, name me one country that has had one, and only one, military coup Once you try it, you ain’t ever going back 051
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 24/09/2026It’s sad when Mamdani has better accomplishments this month than Trump had in the last 20 months 021
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksThe Needling @theneedling.com · 23/09/2026Local Transphobe Not Sure How Much Longer He Can Pretend to Care About Women’s Sports: tinyurl.com/mry79s75 131011219
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksChris Mihos @chrismihos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All these sports/prediction betting market companies need to be boiled in oil and then flushed down the garbage disposal. The damage they are doing is immense. 1117
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 22/09/2026"Why do you want to work at our Uber-but-for-AI-but-for-outbound-marketing company?" "I was going to say 'because we live in capitalism and I need to pay the mortgage' but when you put it THAT way...." 020
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 22/09/2026It's my birthday, so I guess she got me a present? I said no gifts, Taylor 130
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 22/09/2026The song's ok, but more disturbing is the music industry is so dead we haven't had a new top 10 song outside of first-week album streams in months 030
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksDoug Hanke @dougmakingstuff.com · 21/09/2026The fact that business folks/MBAs cannot look more than a fiscal quarter into the future is one of the reasons we can't have nice things. We need to stop listening to these people. You want churn? This is how you get churn. 549182
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 21/09/2026Sometimes working as a DJ has its benefits, like discovering the most 1970s instrumental possible, none more 1970s youtu.be/e1-x1bKoHm0youtu.beSummer Place '76 (The Theme From "A Summer Place")YouTube video by PERCY FAITH - Topic 340
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 21/09/2026It’s something else that Nike, who has been in the crosshairs of the administration for maintaining DEI programs, even to the point of getting sued for “anti-white bias,” manages to put out a racist PR disaster of an ad It’s almost as if their DEI is just window dressing for a white ass leadership 010
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 20/09/2026The Browns-Bucs game got to the 2 minute warning and then had a lightning delay. Oof. 100
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026All Vatican translators should be required to speak with a Chicago accent I don't make the rules 526135
Reposted by Dylan Wilbanksdj vulcan barbie @spacedaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think it’s time cis people shout to the roof that there’s a trans genocide. Which makes the democrats that much more evil 161
Reposted by Dylan WilbanksButtadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We made it fellas. 911347103
Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw.social · 20/09/2026MLB may die this offseason, killed by greedy overextended owners, but at least we get a few games without fear of Laz Diaz calling a pitch that misses the strike zone by a whole area code a strike www.usatoday.com/story/sports...usatoday.comUmpire Laz Diaz calls out 'nasty' MLB climate as he ends storied career | ExclusiveLongtime MLB umpire Laz Diaz doesn't like the scrutiny of the modern game. 000