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father john mistico

@travalanche.bsky.social
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a sociopathic dorito; a cool ranch lunatic // terminal case of orioles magic // 🏳️‍🌈

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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 22h
I started watching monarch: legacy of monsters to get myself (even more) hyped for godzilla minus zero… and why is literally everyone on this show unbelievably gorgeous
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
very very late to the party, i know, but my goodness the day side of this carly rae album is phenomenal on wires => something tragic, specifically, is a fantastic run of songs. just a little walk on the moon is gorgeous
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me and my 9 albums (I tried to keep it to ones that were most formative of my music taste/personality because whittling it down to 9 *favorites* would keep me here for days)
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had an irritating week and an especially irritating morning, so I decided that I deserve sushi and this week's episode of taskmaster to calm my brain down
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
afternoon playoff baseball is like overtime playoff hockey: the purest, most delightful form of the sport
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need someone to waterboard l*berty b*berty until we find out who is behind this ad campaign
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I cracked a rib the other day and hosting trivia last night was absolute hell, so I think I’m gonna just lay in bed this week, play video games, and watch playoff baseball
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wasn't able to watch last night's show until earlier tonight, so I just watched his (fantastic) match with andrade... now he's gone. this is heartbreaking.
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got to host pub trivia playoffs again yesterday, and it was still a very fun time with some really smart people ☺️
a selfie with people filing in to an outdoor patio with picnic tables in the background
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love rope and I love this review
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
working entirely from bed today which means no pants and the occasional nap 🙂‍↕️
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there's a muppet-related halftime page at trivia that I'm hosting tonight and I'm so very disappointed at the low success rate of my teams
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
king ghidorah gonna have three dicks
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah it’s starting and I’m so tempted, but I will stay strong 😤
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
everyone can have Music Discourse tomorrow or whatever but there’s a new M83 album coming out and I *will* be obsessed with it
youtu.be
M83 - 'Blister Sunrise' (Official Audio)
YouTube video by M83
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
next week is going to start a several-weeklong agony period of having to resist downloading control resonant because I'd rather have the physical copy when it comes out
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i'm such a sleepy boy 😴
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
absolutely perfect album. I still get chills at certain parts (the beginning of “changeling,” when the bjork sample hits during “mutual slump,” the transmissions from carpenter’s “prince of darkness”)
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
proof of gay life submitted for approval (I got a haircut)
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they got me gal
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
is taylor sheridan just ryan murphy for republicans
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Car of Tomorrow is a 1951 animated short comedy film directed by Tex Avery and produced by MGM
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh yeah fuck me up
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🐟<= this fish has a hat on @lovefisy.newgrounds.com · 05/09/2026
BEHOLD, THE CHALUPA #typhlosion
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
quote with the oldest nude in your camera roll this was summer 2013, in the middle of a mental health hurricane… but my butt looked nice so it couldn’t have been all bad
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
does this at least mean death is focusing in on major heads of state because
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
does this at least mean death is focusing in on the 80-year-olds because
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Before Dolly Parton had her own homepage - before Sony had anything but a one-line file in a single directory listing the name of an upcoming album - Dolly Parton's radio station WDLY was online in '1996.
(Image that says "Turn Me On!":  The WDLY logo; "105.5FM, Dolly's Station.")

(Image that says "Welcome"; the WDLY logo; "from Dolly!")

(Image that says "Celebrating 40 years serving Sevier County"; the WSEV logo; "930AM Hometown Radio")

DOLLYWOOD BROADCASTING COMPANY

(image that says "Dolly's WDLY Smoky Mountain Action Guide")

This page has been visited 005909 times.

This Web Site contains information on WDLY and WSEV radio stations, including history, programming, contest, free stuff and air personality biographies. Dolly Parton's WDLY Smoky Mountain Action Guide is a link to businesses and organizations serving Sevier County, Sevierville, Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg, Tennessee, Cherokee North Carolina and other parts of the Southeast.
These advertisers serve tourists and visitors vacationing in the area. They represent retail and factory outlet shopping, arts, crafts, lodging, restaurants, music theaters, real estate, chalet, cabin and inn rentals, motel and hotel accommodations, gift shops, sporting goods, antique malls, golf and country clubs, amusements and much more.


This site is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 2.0

(Image showing a N on the horizon, labled "Netscape Now! 2.0")
Download Netscape Now!
wdly@wdly.com
Copyright (c) 1996, Dollywood Broadcasting
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
me if anything goes slightly wrong on my first day back to work after a 25-day vacation
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
first morning back from vacation and I'm up at 6:30 help
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
maybe he saw this because he spilled his fresca all over me midflight
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
unfortunately seated next to a yapper (derogatory) on this flight
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I bought dookie by green day a couple of years after it was released when I had allowance money to do it I think the first one I bought relatively soon after initial release was jagged little pill my mom was… not pleased about either of these purchases
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oops accidentally lost 30 pounds this year 😮
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“eyes without a face” by billy idol really is one of the most beautiful songs out there
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A blonde woman holds up a Blu-ray of Mulholland Drive and asks her brunette partner "you wanna watch some lesbian pornography before we fuck?" Her partner says "yeah! sounds great!" The brunette and the blonde watch the film. The blonde is all keyed up. The brunette asks "wait. did you hook up with me because I'm a brunette and I fulfill the Laura Harring role in the relationship?" The blond replies "yeah, that was like forty percent of it." The brunette says "so that make you Naomi Watts?" The blonde says "I'm Naomi Watts."
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
whoever checked into the room above mine is apparently wearing the shoes that make you sound like godzilla stomping through town they *won’t stop walking* either like what are we doing?
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
about to use my touchtunes powers to turn a very straight bar into a very weird bar
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gonna walk around miami and get beers (and probably a sunburn)
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’ll just leave it at that (I’m quite grumpy at the moment)
static.klipy.com
Master Shake: I Am 30 Or 40 Years Old
ALT: Master Shake: I Am 30 Or 40 Years Old
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
borked a geography question but won trivia anyway 😤
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
okay I’m officially on vacation: first step is DC for a long weekend any DC oomfs wanna come get a drink and/or play trivia tonight? I’m great at baseball, movies, TV, geography, and space questions
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
two days until I go on vacation for more than three weeks and I get to be a huge idiot slut the entire time
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
gm
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
so anyway here’s my butt in a thong
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
how am I more of an extrovert in real life than on the internet I'm stuck between "I'll make more friends if I reply to their posts" and "if I reply to their posts, they'll think I'm annoying"
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
oops, watched this video about five times in a row last night again sorry to the rocky franchise but this is easily my favorite sports montage in a movie 🤷🏻‍♂️
youtu.be
Moneyball - The Streak [1080p HD]
YouTube video by Stepside
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