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Heath Arcadia

@heatharcadia.bsky.social
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Drinker, eater, hiker. Lover of cats, frogs, and snails. Lived Central Texas for almost 40 years. Now living in the Willamette Valley, Oregon. (she/they)

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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 1h
It makes me think that you'll have to listen to a sermon before they'll begin work on your system.
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 20h
Speaking of punchable amorphous blob mascots... Can anyone explain this truck that I saw today?
A work van for a company called HVAC Ministries LLC. It prominently feature a cartoon... THING... carrying ductwork shaped like a cross. The thing is a brown circle with maybe stitching along its edges? I don't know. It has skinny arms and legs coming out of it. The thing has wide eyes with black pupils, an oblong shiny red nose, and an oddly shaped open mouth with (gold?) teeth. It includes the Bible verse Matthew 16:24: "Then said Jesus unto his disciples, if any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me."
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've seen so many people online report that they want to punch it or punt it as far as they can. Yeah, me too!
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What exactly is it about that stupid Biberty insurance mascot that fills so many people (myself included) with seething rage every time we see its dumb face? (Okay, it is basically ONLY a face, but you get my point.)
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Passing Strange At Present @chimaera.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Went on a Siuslaw estuary tour today. One preserve hasn't had any work done, but it breached its dike & is well on its way toward restoring itself as a wetland. The other has had a big levee removed, huge salmon habitat improvement.
Off-kilter photo but you can see the water level is high and the marsh is happier. This was pasture but the gate in the dike failed, and the farmer decided "it wants to be wetlands." Former wetland, used to pasture cattle for over a century, but still has native plants that will rebound once the dike is breached, in one or two years. Sitka spruce around the edges will also expand.
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just realized today that Devo predicted Tom Brady.
The cover of Devo's album, Q. Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo! It includes a painting of a man that Tom Brady grew up to resemble.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
chubmarine cute so chubmarine yawning must be cute
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unsure if it's free, but you'd have to get yourself to Tennessee somehow.
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is using a federal government work email address to schedule and communicate about a 55+ supper club/prayer group appropriate use of government resources? Asking for someone who accidentally included someone they shouldn't have on a contact list.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I'm too stoned to remember the word Christians
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 25/09/2026
Portable Air Conditioner Thanklessly Shoved into Dark Closet: tinyurl.com/4d4acbht
Someone's hand closing door to dark closet with portable air conditioner inside.
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Steve McKerrall @photosteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Killdeer on the beach 🏖️ #birds
A killdeer standing in brush covered sand in front of a orange/red plant
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
loserpalooza
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another critter I photographed at North Cascades National Park: Clark's Nutcracker. Though monotone in color, I still find this bird striking. #birdphotography #northcascades #birds #wildlifephotography
A light grey bird with black wings that have white tips. The bird has a long-ish, pointed black beak and black feet.The same type of bird as in the previous picture, this time perched on the limb of a pine tree.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lycos like the fact my vinyl purchases come in cardboard squares 😺
a grey striped cat laying on a cardboard vinyl mailer
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Joel Calahan @joelcalahan.com · 26/09/2026
literally a mountain goats album title
The cover of Beautiful Rat Sunset by The Mountain Goats
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They are now "Salem," "coast," and... "Virginia"?
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, it's happened... None of my phone's top three auto suggestions after typing "West" are "Texas" anymore 😕
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Steve McKerrall @photosteve.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is pretty cool, Audobon picked one of my photos for their top 100 as part of their 2026 photography awards! It’s an incredible honor to be showcased alongside these phenomenal photos
audubon.org
The 2026 Audubon Photography Awards: The Top 100
These jaw-dropping images and behind-the-scenes stories showcase the photographers’ artistry and the beauty of birdlife from Canada to Chile.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Kerrville City Council in TX officially replaced the term “community cat” with “feral cat” in its animal code last night. outrageous. offensive. a feral cat sounds like an outsider. a criminal. a community cat is your neighbor. a community cat will help you change your tire. language matters.
an orange and white cat looks exceptionally offended. he is sitting down.
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Saimi Hanma ⚔️ サイミ @saimihanma.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
Snail noir. For today's Doodl prompt.
A grey tone illustration of a noir detective snail wearing a hat with one eye stalk underneath and the other poking out through a hole, and the snail is smoking
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At North Cascades National Park, I encountered the roundest dang Cascade Golden-mantled Ground Squirrel that I've ever seen. Look at this magnificent creature! #squirrels #groundsquirrel #wildlifephotography #northcascades #fatanimals
A fat Cascade Golden-mantled Ground Squirrel (Callospermophilus saturatus) viewed from the front. The squirrel's fur is golden-brown with a darker belly. It is sitting on its haunches on a lichen covered boulder and looking to the right of the frame. The same Cascade Golden-mantled Ground Squirrel (Callospermophilus saturatus) viewed from the side. From this angle one of the dark stripes down its back is visible.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you are in line for treats its important you stay in line
a black and white cat behind a grey striped cat on a stair
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got to First Place on Chonk Finder today! Though I know my gold medal status won't last long... If you play Chonk Finder (and you should, if you like taking walks and spotting cats) add me as a friend! #chonkfinder #cats
My "player card" on the Chonk Finder app. It shows my username (@heatharcadia) and some of the 78 cats I've found so far. The Chonk Finder leaderboard, showing me in first place (only by 45 points).
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whoppers don't even come in a box anymore! WE USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY.
A Burger King Whopper Jr wrapped in paper
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I only have a bacteria. Okay, it's not even named after ME, but I'm related to who it is named after. (I'd rather have a bird...) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klebsie...
en.wikipedia.org
Klebsiella - Wikipedia
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also, in my head, "tap house" is one word, but when I type it without a space my phone autocorrects it to Baphomet. "Westside Baphomet" actually sounds pretty badass.
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I saw Steller's Jays, Scrub Jays, Red Breasted Nuthatches, White Breasted Nuthatches, Robins, Red Breasted Sapsuckers, Brown Creepers, Golden Crowned Kinglets, Mourning Doves, and Spotted Towhees.
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did a Birding and Beer walk where I went to the Audubon Reserve in my neighborhood and ended my walk at the tap house.
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I started the day in shorts, then had to change to pants, now the sun is out and I'm having to change to shorts again.
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"They theorize in the paper that this might be food-motivated behavior; they learn that when one cat is called, that one gets food." I didn't need a study to know this. www.vice.com/en/article/c...
vice.com
Cats Actually Know Each Other's Names, Study Suggests
Cats were confused by humans calling their feline friends names that didn’t match, in a study of 48 kitties out of Japan.
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's up to an hour and fifty minutes behind schedule...
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lei. | #ProtectJho @l3ibra.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
hey aliens, if you can hear me send me a signal. i have a request
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SoCal Leslie @socalleslie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#PloverAppreciationDay 🪶. Black bellied plover, Killdeer, Semipalmated plover and Snowy Plover.
Black bellied plover on the beachKilldeer by a pile of kelpSemipalmated plover Snowy plover
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He's a good doctor, but damn, this big clinic he works for... I'm on the waiting list for another doctor at a small clinic. She has openings now, so I'm thinking of pulling the trigger.
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So glad I mixed up days, came into work earlier than I needed to yesterday to accommodate a doctor appointment today, then left work in a rush today to malt the appointment, only to have my doctor be running an hour and a half behind...
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love that I can blame my heavy sweating on both my age and my meds instead of admitting I've always been a sweaty bitch, no matter my size or age.
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One! One orgasm! Ah, ah, ah! Two! Two orgasms! Ah, ah, ah! Three! Three orgasms! Ah, ah, ah!
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taenia @taenia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how do I get Merlin to add the Douglas Squirrel cons: not a bird pros: will save me a enormous headaches of trying to figure out why I *know* that call, but I can't remember what the hell bird it is and Merlin doesn't have a match
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
nothing more satisfying than eating a fresh corndog right off the plant
me pretending to eat a plant that looks like a corndog
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's okay, you can just admit that your restaurant has a toilet ghost.
A hand-written sign on a restroom door reading "Please knock. (Door locks & unlocks by self.) Thank you! 🙂"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This idea applies to other things. If you wear a big sun hat, a polo shirt, and a pair of baggy cargo shorts to the zoo, you can tell people wholly fabricated, rather incorrect information about the animals and they will believe you.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
moose and squirrel? NO clarks nutcracker and chipmunk!
chipmunk and clarks nutcracker eating together
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can't believe Buc-ee's hasn't yet come after this automotive repair shop in Tacoma, Washington.
A sign for Bucky's Complete Auto Repair shop. Its mascot is a beaver in a circle. The sign features the colors red and yellow predominantly.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
exterminate
a tall electrical thing that looks like a dalek
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
bear making fun of tr*mp lofl
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As a Texan, I'm tired of other Texans (or Texans by association) being blamed for this. Vodka can't melt steel beams.
A picture of a screen at a baseball hand that reads "SEP. 11 PRESENTED BY Tito's"
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Voxtrot @voxtrot.bandcamp.com · 11/09/2026
@blogotheque.bsky.social unearthed a pair songs we recorded on the streets of Paris in 2007 for their Take Away Shows series.
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Voxtrot - Trouble | A Take Away Show
YouTube video by Blogothèque
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