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It’s a good thing we can still get high Control the chaos in our minds slothrust.bandcamp.com/track/dystop…

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trappercreek.bsky.social @trappercreek.bsky.social · 17h
I can’t recommend highly enough JC Bradbury’s new book “This One Will Be Different” a story & study of the economics of publicly funded sports arenas in the US. It’s a wonderful read. It will, however, cause you to lose respect for the elected officials who so readily drank Dundon’s Koolaid.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes you do what you have to do 😊
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s been said before but it is incredible Racism Brain to still be doing the Tomahawk Chop in 2026
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 01/10/2026
To be fair, it was subtle.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh well red sox fans there is always next year maybe
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David I. Jenkins @scriptdave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was the worst of times, it was the Jesus Fucking Christ of times.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
spooky month starts tomorrow and i cannot think of better album to listen to for it. it is scary af but as leah says, it is still possible to find your freedom. slothrust.bandcamp.com/album/what-t...

This record is an examination of the hive mind. It’s a surreal and absurdist exploration of what it means to be human and live in a system designed to exploit our perceived weaknesses by means of capitalism. We hope listeners will consider both the shadow and the light of the archetypes we use to tell this story, and ultimately take away an invitation for self-liberation amidst the flickers of seemingly inescapable dread. 
 
The permeating blue light of the external world persists, and yet it is still possible to find your freedom and identify your core truths if you go within. May your existential crisis be activated and eased.m
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Natalie Litofsky @positivelynatalie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're all trying to find the guy who did this meme, with the guy in the hot dog costume, but I photoshopped the head of a bear over his face.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im gonna need a bigger tree
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That's Irritainment @irritained.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Restaurant flyer/menu/signage litmus test: Picture is real? Might have a meal. Using AI? Gonna walk on by.
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Yard Gone Wild @yardgonewild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Green Frog: “Nope” *ducks underwater Pickerel Frog: “Eh… Squirrel’s ok”
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“It's going great” youtu.be/28AwNTxjHD4?...
youtu.be
The Strokes - Dine N’Dash – Outside Lands 2026, San Francisco
YouTube video by AdmiralNeeda
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Center for Large Landscape Conservation @largelandscapes.org · 28/09/2026
The largest wildlife overpass in North America was completed in 2025 spanning I-25 in CO. According to Colorado Governor Jared Polis, the crossing, and nearby crossing infrastructure, has reduced wildlife-vehicle collisions on the stretch of I-25 by 91%. www.denvergazette.com/outtherecolo...
denvergazette.com
Massive wildlife overpass has helped reduce wildlife-vehicle collisions by 91% in Colorado
In December 2025, it was announced that the Colorado Department of Transportation (CDOT) had completed the construction of the I-25 wildlife overpass in the area of Greenland, between Denver and Color...
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow! Can we clone this man? Asking for every American City! 😍
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i got mine 🐿️
book of squirrel and chipmunk stamps
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i would rather claw out my eardrums than listen to anything considered popular music in you needed another assholes take on this stupid fucking topic
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I used to love Talenti, but this reported feature at Wirecutter explains how the recipes changed over the years, and turned so many fans off: www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
nytimes.com
What Happened to Talenti?
Over the past 20 years, Talenti has changed from a small, independent brand to a piece of a corporate conglomerate. Has that affected its quality?
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hear that the shithead Ron DeSantis is in Portland today to support the dipshit running for Oregon governor on the Repub side. Thought that was the smell on the wind downtown today. www.esquire.com/news-politic...
esquire.com
Ron DeSantis Is a Man Of No Qualities
As Ron DeSantis provides safe harbor for oppression in Florida and exports bad policy across the country, it's clear that he represents an existential threat to American democracy—even if he fails to ...
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wild saturday night in west salem oregon
black and white cat laying on a black chair while a grey striped cat lays next to him in an identical position on a cat tree
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The Mix @themixjazz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This makes me so incredibly happy. Delivery workers deserve so much better and DoorDash is equally as awful financially for restaurants. I really wish everyone would realize how truly horrible they are and stop using them.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nothing like having a typo in a skeet and it ends up getting a bunch of ❤️s
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lycos like the fact my vinyl purchases come in cardboard squares 😺
a grey striped cat laying on a cardboard vinyl mailer
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bigfoot’s shy
A group of animals are at a party. One says “let’s take a group pic” everyone replies “sure” but someone offscreen says “can I skip it?” Next panel reveals it’s Bigfoot, who’s saying “I’m shy.”
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
these oddball soda flavors are getting out of hand
coupon for $5 off dr pepper cheez-it and pringles. no commas lol.
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snarkylicious @snarkylicious.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's a fucking crisis and to resolve the crisis, we need Democratic majorities every election for at least a decade or more. It's gotta be as natural as breathing at some point.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wait, these are 2 different morons?
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At North Cascades National Park, I encountered the roundest dang Cascade Golden-mantled Ground Squirrel that I've ever seen. Look at this magnificent creature! #squirrels #groundsquirrel #wildlifephotography #northcascades #fatanimals
A fat Cascade Golden-mantled Ground Squirrel (Callospermophilus saturatus) viewed from the front. The squirrel's fur is golden-brown with a darker belly. It is sitting on its haunches on a lichen covered boulder and looking to the right of the frame. The same Cascade Golden-mantled Ground Squirrel (Callospermophilus saturatus) viewed from the side. From this angle one of the dark stripes down its back is visible.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you are in line for treats its important you stay in line
a black and white cat behind a grey striped cat on a stair
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transylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they have no idea what a manic monday is youtu.be/nHP6f6MQ_sA?...
a grey striped cat resting her head on a black on white cat on a bed
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
now playing at my favorite grocery store, grocery outlet.
replacements merry go round
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tis the season! even wore my hat! best apple cider donuts are at roths! #influencer
me in my apple cider baseball hat eating an apple cider donut outside roths
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
so many of the higher ups at the neighborhood right wing cult get into car crashes. i think its because they let jesus take the wheel. first off i know he hates them because they are using him in their pyramid scheme. second, there were no cars 2000 years ago. dude doesnt know how to drive.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just like my thumb was 44 years ago. stitches required.
me holding up the thumb i sliced open cutting tomatoes 44 years ago while working at bk in front of a sign inside bk reading “freshly sliced in our kitchen throughout the day”
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whoppers don't even come in a box anymore! WE USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY.
A Burger King Whopper Jr wrapped in paper
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like cats, do you like cats? Of course you do, you sassy motherfucker i also like slothrust, a lot, and their new album that came out today is their best yet. nov 2 in portland. highly recommend seeing them when they play your town. slothrust.bandcamp.com/album/what-t...
slothrust.bandcamp.com
What They Grow In The Garden, by SLOTHRUST
12 track album
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
cops doing the drug bust photo op with a bunch of rolls of toilet paper is incredible, no notes they've even got the K9 unit in the picture, give that dog a roll to play with
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I understand that everything is really fucked up, but I implore you to stop telling people not to make jokes about it. We are hanging on by a thread and some of us have no other means of coping.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we have terribly stupid wildlife "management" in this country, oftentimes
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Margarita @margarita.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
71% seems low
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meet the first new cat species discovered in 100 years: Leopardus tilcayo
nationalgeographic.com
Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's cute that we're still pretending that age rather than wealth determines when an American retires.
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bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
about those reskeets. the only thing i really pay attention to regarding religion currently is the neighborhood right wing pyramid scheme cult and it is blatantly obvious they are just using jesus for the money.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If God is gonna convert a person then God is gonna convert a person. What hubris of us to think we should go about harassing people into a faith. A person's relationship with the divine is between them and the divine and unless they ask you to get involved, you stay the hell out of it.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"people need to know who Jesus is!!" No they don't!!! They already heard and decided it wasn't for them!
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