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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I love how Jerry Hall sounds like me doing an a terrible impression of an American if I was drunk. And I don’t even drink.

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Jo The Bewildered 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🎓 @smoljomusic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My wonderful friend @heardinlondon.bsky.social is opening the doors of Self Care School for a free coaching session on Wednesday 30th. Proper anti capitalist intersectional feminist become unfuckwithable stuff. Whatever your struggle you’re welcome. heardinlondon.myflodesk.com/freecoaching...

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Free Intersectional Feminist Confidence Coaching

Group call for people looking for a way to stop feeling shit about themselves.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

IMO not speaking up during a genocide should make you cry.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

UK Folk I am trying to offer more support to trans and non binary folk around menopause. If you know anyone who is struggling, please pass my details on or if you know of any organisations please let me know.

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[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[On a date] Me: Well this has been a hoot! Owl: *not looking up from phone* I'd rather be eating mice in a field somewhere

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

hiccups are so embarrassing. ohhh you have involuntary spasms because a demon is trapped in your esophagus? grow up.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

One of the most reliable relationships in my life has been with toast.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Do we all understand what happened this morning? Masked men closed off our borders, stopped trade, prevented families returning from holidays… are we all ready to have the conversations that what starts off as flagrant racism will eventually end up impacting us all? Or are we still pretending…?

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I hope Londoners never forget how Cleverley partied whilst our Nans died on their own with no one holding their hand. Absolutely treachery.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Seeing so many news stories from Nepal talking about how the majority of victims were tourists, completely overlooking the obvious that that the tourists were the ones wealthy enough to be documented. Nepali people deserve better respect and care.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

All this rain: the slugs must think it’s Christmas.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Out here watching shooting stars and making wishes like I am flicking through a sky Argos catalogue.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Best thing I remember about the last #eclipse was watching all the birds go to sleep. So that’s still fun and less burny on the eyes.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Not the week for it, but the reason I don’t like football is not the sport (though it’s also the sport) or the flag waving (though it’s also the flag waving) it’s groups of mainly men sat around saying “he should have done this…” should he Trevor? When you can’t even run the length of a pitch.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It finally happened this morning. The thing all of us who grew up in the 80s feared most: I got caught in quicksand.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

We may as well pull an all nighter. There’s no point pretending.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I’ve begun greeting people with “How are you melting?”

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Having a GP who is on your side makes all the difference in the world.

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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Keir Starmer's fundamental problem was that although he claimed to be Left, he simply could not shrug his "You silly little people. You don't understand..." persona every time he opened his mouth.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

The “I don’t do politics” people are going to lose their minds when they see the price of a pat of butter.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Everyone wears those Thai fisherman’s trousers the wrong way around. If you tie the back section first, like a bum cape then the front one around like an apron, when you walk, the fabric goes with aerodynamics, rather than leaving you looking like you’re wearing a massive nappy. You’re welcome.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

A message to the Hollywood director, who, right now, will be thinking about his script for his film about Epstein: fucking don’t.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Oh I just heart the phrase “wellness wankers” and yes.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I just think this might be a really good week for a collective hex.

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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I would not use the concept of "calm" to describe this massive pilled-up cat staring at you.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

After the age of 40, your body should come with one of those help buttons you get on websites so you can just ask “oh for goodness sake, why is this bit hurting now?”

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I understand the reasons why it’s more jarring and consequential to see it happen among billionaires, but the kind of shrugging disinterest or impishly approving encouragement of sexual abuse among Epstein’s circle is the same dynamic that happens in less powerful milieus.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.

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Cat @catbed.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

That’s how I ‘run’! 😉

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I just found out that the Hindi for running translates as standing-going and I love this so much.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

There is a special place in hell for people who deign funding application forms and make the character count include the spaces.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 28/01/2026

all of us could learn to hatch a few more plots

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

If I die in the next week, I do t want anyone claiming I’ve defected to Reform.

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mimbre.bsky.social @mimbre.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Thrilled to announce our first new ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR: Arielle Lauzon! Arielle first worked with Mimbre on our 2018 tour of The Exploded Circus and we are really excited to have her on board with us for the next year. 📷 Adrian Burrows, @heardinlondon.bsky.social , IneptGravity, Isabelle Grosse

Arielle in The Exploded Circus. She wears an oversized damaged ringmaster’s red coat, white make-up and her hair is a mess. She is gesturing to the side with a confused look on her face.

Arielle rehearsing for Dior Dream Parade. She is wearing black workout clothes and carrying two other acrobats who are creating a circle around her.

Arielle in 2018's Fierce Sisters at Shakespeare’s New Place, Stratford-upon-Avon - she lies wearing an Elizabethan red dress on her back over a big stone sphere. It is nighttime and she is lit by stage lights.

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Jo The Bewildered 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🎓 @smoljomusic.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Pssst….you are wondering how on eart you’re actually supposed learn how to be kinder to yourself. Well theres this magical online coaching space and workbook library. Come be held in community. Run by the marvellous @heardinlondon.bsky.social www.selfcareschool.co.uk

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SelfCareSchool.co.uk - Home Page - Mindset tools for life

A dedicated platform offering a variety of self-study courses focused on personal growth and well-being. Expert coaches, feminist principles guide individuals through self-care, mindfulness, and empow...

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I’d like a food blog without recipes. Just stories of self-empowerment that somehow lead to butternut squash risotto.

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dr.d aka Subvertiser @subvertiser.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Wondering?It’s both meanings.Painted in Shoreditch where a banner had fallen off the hoarding. Decided not to post on Insta to see if it’s spotted,didn’t sign it… I think it detracts from a lot of street pieces. #streetart #streetartuk #content #youarecontent #shoreditch #london #orwellian #dystopia

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

If you like having time set aside to review your year and plan with intention. Come and join us for my plotting and planning party. It’s a morning or guided journalling, prompts and smart and easy to implement lessons in goal setting. Join us here www.selfcareschool.co.uk/courses/2026...

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2026 Goal Setting Workshop: Vision & Planning Workshop

Stop breaking New Year's resolutions. This 3-hour workshop teaches the psychology of sustainable goal-setting while you complete your 2025 review and 2026 plan. Learn about constraint, capacity, and c...

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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I’m full of cookies and bad decisions.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Throughout November in www.SelfCareSchool.co.uk we are working on Boundaries. Just in time to get really good at them before the December mayhem. Join us here: www.selfcareschool.co.uk/courses/bett...

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Better Boundaries 25 - November Cohort

Better Boundaries 4 lessons 4 workbooks

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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I made a free workbook with some really useful scripts you can borrow when people are testing TF out of your boundaries. Here you go heardinlondon.myflodesk.com/5boundaries

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The 5 Boundaries You Need (But Were Never Taught) - Free Script

Stop apologising for existing. Learn how to set clear boundaries you can actually keep.

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HeardinLondon @heardinlondon.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

New rule, the flagshaggers get to put up their flags up lampposts, but they have to stay up their guarding it, otherwise, they are not patriotic enough.

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