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Chris

@coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social
5.2K followers 5.7K following 871 posts

Science🧬, data, pets🐕, & Mets ⚾ #Voteblue, stay safe, go slowly 💙 It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out then it’s fun and games without depth perception. New Englander, yes CT is part of New England.

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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There are only two things anyone needs to know about me: 1. I love dogs 2. I hate the government
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The handling of McConnell’s serious health condition is just a test run to see what they can get away with when Trump is eventually in the same situation.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If I don’t show up to my job I get fired I lose my health insurance and my paycheck, if an elected official doesn’t show up to their job they get the finest healthcare and a paycheck.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Weird how republicans get upset about dead people voting but they don’t care that a dead person is taking up a senate seat.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A lawn full of degenerate morons watching two of their own beat the living shit out of each other is peak MAGA culture. It’s just usually done in a trailer park, not on the lawn of a government building.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
We don’t need a SOTU address, we know everything sucks right now.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Things we need to move on from: -Cold shoulder tops -Cauliflower as pizza crust -Saying “I did a thing” Things we are never moving on from: -the Epstein files
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s fucking wild that there are people still aligning themselves with MAGA, the GOP, and republicans. These people are mentally ill and are beyond help
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Fact checking is my love language.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
What borders on insanity? Canada and Mexico.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We don’t need Greenland to protect our national security, we need Trump and everyone in his administration out of the White House to protect our national security.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If you live in a blue state your W-2 should say which red state all your tax dollars went to.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
On your W-2 it should say which oligarch all your tax dollars went to.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I may have done a lot of stupid things in my life but at least I can say I’ve never made a stupid AI slop video to post to social media for attention.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I’m full of cookies and bad decisions.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
My New Year’s resolution is to be even worse next year.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It’s always “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays” and never “Happy Winter Solstice, would you like to come to my human sacrifice?”
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m not interested in “healing” I am interested in getting worse though.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
If they can rob the Louvre in 7 minutes you can do that simple task you’ve been avoiding.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
This martini is tasting a lot like I’m going to trash talk the government.
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SDDPHOTO @sddphoto.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I finally just saw the video of Donald Trump dumping feces all over protesters. I didn't think I could be more disgusted with the guy -what is he??? three years old??????? every Congress person who supports this obvious child rapist criminal and creep should spend time in prison right along with him
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
💯💯💯
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The Trump administration is offering student loan forgiveness for ICE agents because they know they won’t have to pay it. If you’re applying to ICE you probably didn’t go to college.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2025
Johnson: "He has defunded our education system. He has defunded our transportation system. He's firing black women across this country. He's defunding our healthcare system. This president is absolutely out of control... Chicago is going to stand firm in protecting humanity."
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If you think you’re having a crap day, take comfort in knowing there are multi-star Generals who were ordered to fly halfway around the world to listen to a nut job drone on about his election numbers.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It’s funny to me that all of the sudden the anti vaxx, anti mask, defy government health recommendations crowd is suddenly on board with the government telling them not to take Tylenol during pregnancy.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Republicans out here cutting social safety nets, censoring the media, banning books, weaponizing the DOJ for personal grievances, giving tax cuts to the wealthy, and driving the US into a recession are really trying to convince people that they’re the “good side”.
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Arianeh Sajadi, Esq. @arianehsajadi.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
PSA: HE’S NEVER HAD 1/2 OF AMERICA’S SUPPORT. NOT EVEN CLOSE. That narrative is part of their propaganda playbook. Do not repeat it. 🔊🔊🔊
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Religion primes people to accept things with no proof and that’s at least half the reason we’re in this mess.
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A [rapey] Felon President @handle.invalid · 18/09/2025
We've all forgotten the diaper bag once.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The right is openly calling for violence against the left at this point rather than admit that they were wrong about the identity and ideology of the shooter.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
There was no way Adam was created before Eve. He has nipples. All fetuses start out as female and develop nipples. It’s not until week 6 when the Y chromosome begins to influence development. Nipples don’t lie. And the Bible is bullshit.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
If you’ve been surprised by republican women supporting the release of the Epstein files and think maybe they’re turning a corner, they’re not. They are realizing they're up for reelection in 2026, this is not an empathetic awakening.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
RFK Jr. is a threat to public health and the health of all Americans. He’s dangerous. If you say otherwise you’re a fucking idiot. I’m tired of trying to reason with these inbred troglodytes.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
JD Vance is talking about keeping kids “safe” while he plays second fiddle to an actual pedophile.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Florida where you’ll still have to pay for the Mickey ears but the measles will be free.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Without double standards Republicans wouldn’t have any standards at all.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I will vote for whoever runs on this platform
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
MAGA is so triggered over male cheerleaders they forgot that Trump is in the Epstein files.
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Chris @coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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