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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hello? 911? Yes, I’d like to report a murder.

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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...

an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."

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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My kids have measles, I can't afford diesel, I can't get a mortgage, my wife was deported, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now my insurance covers most of my ball-tanning treatments.

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026

i've mentioned a million times how among the things the DOJ seized and has not given back are our wedding photos, of which I did! just! find! some! on an SD card in the back of the closet that they didn't find. from our wedding reception at the shuffleboard club

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think the Rays may have over-partied last night.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Always surprised by the low prices in these vintage grocery ads.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I laughed really hard because I thought this was an @theonion.com post and now I feel bad.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Why is Mary wearing a section of Armco barrier?

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Most moving Dolly tribute I've read so far.

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Congratulations to our intern for winning Best Podcaster Funeral Thread (Unpaid Staff) at the Threadies. We hope to repeat again next year. 🏆

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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What a freakshow.

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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'll never steal your pen.

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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"I would never thought the United States would act this way" - Nunca Pensé featuring Mariachi Arcoiris is available on all streaming platforms

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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

was just reminded of this video, which i have not cracked up at in a few years, and now i'm dying again www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPhq...

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Check out Buddy when Buddy get up.

YouTube video by Degenerate999

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

7/31/2026- Freedom www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/ju...

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Join ABC News tomorrow morning in Central Park for the official unveiling of the Charlie Kirk Memorial.

Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain, with the water spout working

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Minocqua shouldn't have to carry the whole load but maybe there could be a signup sheet for breweries to sponsor one evil doer. Then there'd be celebrations guaranteed for every day like today!

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Falcons fans reading all these posts right now

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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Oh no Tom Brady

Tom Brady O @TomBrady
Yeah so that might top 28-3
1:00 PM • 7/7/26 • 191K Views

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 30/06/2026

Bought some fireworks today and I wasn't sure I'd picked out the right stuff until the salesman smiled and high-foured me.

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/06/2026

"It can be an overwhelming experience when the external sound processor is first turned on. It's a lot for her brain to acclimate to. That's why I'm going to start off with 'Fabienk,' which is kind of a good gateway song if you’re just getting into these guys."

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This Is the Part of Your Baby’s Cochlear Implant Procedure Where I Show Them Angine de Poitrine

“It can be an overwhelming experience for your baby when the external sound processor is first turned on. It’s a lot for her brain to acclimate to. That’s wh...

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Almost Blue The reaction to shabby doll Donnie’s imperial ballroom makes me wonder if his long honeymoon is over. And if the color of his pool with a problem is beyond belief, don’t kid about it. by Maureen Dowd

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20/06/2026

"Pestilence has struck. The very week Endurance was to sail, Young Cecily awoke hot as a kettle. I, her loving father, could not depart frail Cecily in such a state. And Mrs. Shackleton is away at the suffragettes conference for the week, so old Shacky’s flying solo on this one."

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Sir Ernest Shackleton’s Journal Entries from the Week He Stayed Home with His Sick Kids

“Young James and Edward have now too been claimed, and I am starting to feel a dreaded throat tickle. Mrs. Cooper, bless her, dropped by with jellied eels an...

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marcorasi.bsky.social @marcorasi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

After the rain, Pirates Alley, New Orleans

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Trump promised an unconditional surrender in Iran. Today, he delivered on that promise.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Ascent of the Blessed, by Hieronymus Bosch, 1500-04, 📸 by @jeffhaynesmedia

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 02/06/2026

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Wordle spoiler alert . . . . . . I'll bet JD got it in 1 today.

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"Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @larrybundyjr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

An automated A.I. WWE news channel tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane! 🤣

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/05/2026

Freudian slip

Trump post with pic of Hulk Hogan: “We all miss the Huckster”

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Is it disrespectful that my immediate response is "jfc"?

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Kamlager-Dove: Stevie Wonder can even see how much this war is costing us. Prices have gone up, and this dude is wanting to spend $2 billion of your money every single day rather than help you. Fuck him.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

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