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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 8h

Great, won't miss any baseball while at the Lightning game!

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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hello? 911? Yes, I’d like to report a murder.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Did the same, tucked away all that excess hose and figured the real plumber was lazy.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"Let me out NOW or I'll pee on your shoes" from a dozen full bladders quickly convinced security to open the doors.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Didn't put the high loop in the drain line?

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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...

an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."

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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My kids have measles, I can't afford diesel, I can't get a mortgage, my wife was deported, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now my insurance covers most of my ball-tanning treatments.

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I went to reception there about 10 years ago following a Ft. Desoto beach wedding. Clear November night, all outside under the stars, catered by food trucks. Magical!

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026

i've mentioned a million times how among the things the DOJ seized and has not given back are our wedding photos, of which I did! just! find! some! on an SD card in the back of the closet that they didn't find. from our wedding reception at the shuffleboard club

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Third time he's played there in the last 7 years. For $100 you could play shuffleboard with him before the show.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Always a cool venue; saw Tommy Stinson play there 2 weeks ago.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think the Rays may have over-partied last night.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Always surprised by the low prices in these vintage grocery ads.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I laughed really hard because I thought this was an @theonion.com post and now I feel bad.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sorry to break the news. Sponsors my favorite racing series but fuck them.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Partied too much at a Mardi Gras parade, couldn't rouse from a power nap and blew off going to see the Hoodoo Gurus show that we'd planned for weeks. They were joined by members of the Bangles, Fleshtones, and dBs to shoot scenes for this video that night. youtu.be/WQkcTtq2KZU?...

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𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐨 𝐆𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬 - 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 - 𝟒𝐊 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 - 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟕

YouTube video by Austech

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Looks like Mary is wearing a mink Armco barrier.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Why is Mary wearing a section of Armco barrier?

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Most moving Dolly tribute I've read so far.

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Congratulations to our intern for winning Best Podcaster Funeral Thread (Unpaid Staff) at the Threadies. We hope to repeat again next year. 🏆

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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What a freakshow.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Can't argue with that. How about the New Orleans Radiators? Only doing 3 or 4 shows a year now but at 48 years. Current leader?

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Los Lobos has got to be getting close.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Do Oklahoma and Texas armadillos carry leprosy like our Florida ones?

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Saw the track map this morning and remembered the 1985 St. Petersburg Trans Am. Never thought any modern series would allow a stupid handbrake turn like that again.

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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'll never steal your pen.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The Drum Buddy is a higher tech coffee can instrument. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drum_Bu...

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Can't be much of a boat if it's sinking. I'd just grab the beer cooler.

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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"I would never thought the United States would act this way" - Nunca Pensé featuring Mariachi Arcoiris is available on all streaming platforms

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Took me half a second to wonder why "horses" and "dismount" are in quotes and then I loled. Sorry, but 50 years from now I'm not going to remember The Odyssey like I do this movie. Being 115 years old might have something to do with it.

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Headless Hornman @headlesshornman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

When Odysseus's men see all the discarded breast plates in Circe's backyard and just shrug and return to eating I immediately thought of the lair of Monte Python's killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. Run Away!

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