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Hez

@hausofhez.bsky.social
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📍Vancouver 🇨🇦📎 When I said I liked my hells fresh, I WAS JOKING. [SALTY LANGUAGE ALERT: These skeets & reskeets are 100% mine & shouldn't be confused for those of any client or company that employs me. I mind my business elsewhere, this is just personal.]

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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look say whatever you want about Ed Sheeran (because he's a cunt), but this video is very funny
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Everyone who rocks dies and everyone who sucks is still fucking president
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Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
According to Nordic lore, Dolly is now locked in eternal battle with Jolene in Valhalla.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026
Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar
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Hez @hausofhez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of those days you always know will come someday, but you’re still never, ever going to be ready. 🦋💔 Thank you for existing in the same timeline as me, and for all the sequinned magic you spread throughout the world, half of which we’ll probably never even know about. RIP ICON, QUEEN, GODDESS💅
The author stands in front of a playfield from a Dolly Parton pinball machine that has been salvaged and hung on the wall as decoration. The author, a white woman with light brown hair and blue eyes is wearing a black jacket with embroidered floral sleeves and a red and white striped baseball style color. She is smiling for a selfie in front of Dolly… a frequent homage to her beloved icon whenever visiting this private pinball clubhouse in East Vancouver.
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ScarletCoral @scarletcoral.ca · 22/07/2026
NYC doesn't have the power to arrest this war criminal, but Canada will if Bibi crosses the border Source : www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/11...
Maps of countries in orange that will arrest Netanyahu for war crimes
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Wanted to get the vibe of going to Trump’s state fair but didn’t want to drive all the way to DC, so I just went and stood in an empty field.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dogs at the Rescue Center get to pick their own toy 🧸
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Hez @hausofhez.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Seeing @bradlander.bsky.social win in real time was surprisingly emotional, even as a 🇨🇦. Zohran gave a key endorsement, but by all accounts (incl his own here on Bsky), this man has been doing the work every day for years. Huge respect on his name for his dedication to NYC, a city I miss &❤️ so much.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
IT’S ZOHRAN’S PARTY NOW BITCH
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Hez @hausofhez.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Reveling in the Mamdani moment with a short playlist of Mayor Cardamom’s greatest hits youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Mayor Cardamom - YouTube
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Hez @hausofhez.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#SignalBoosting my old pal here, because who doesn’t love free stuff?! Congrats, backpats & towel snaps!
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⚜️Baldgood Marshall @freshlogic.blacksky.app · 19/06/2026
YOU CAN WIN… AS LONG AS YOU KEEP…
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
galaxy brain exit from the group chat
message reads: "Sorry my personal brand isn't strong enough to survive the inevitable hit piece about this chat"

there are 3 laugh emoji reactions
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
how it feels to be passionate about tailoring, cats, and water from the lincoln memorial reflecting pool
YouTuber Reviewbrah wearing a black three-piece suit with a white wing collar shirt, and black necktie. He's sitting next to a big orange cat and has some green liquid in a wine glass.
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Hez @hausofhez.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I guess 3 hats make a trick, because his company name? GREENWATER SERVICES. ✅
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 08/06/2026
this is what AI feels like
headline, dozens buried alive by avalanche of garbage
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
god this app is gonna be insufferable next week when G’hzarxl the Rancorous plunges Earth into the aeon of Endless Night
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Elder Skunk of the North @loranskunky.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free. www.youtube.com/@misterroger...
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Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Welcome to the official Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood YouTube channel! For more than 30 years, Mister Rogers created a relationship with millions of children, each of whom felt like they were visiting ...
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Hez @hausofhez.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Real work from a real one. Thanks @seanorr.bsky.social!
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 04/06/2026
tumblr post from user asteroidtroglodyte:

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it's just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn't realize, I can't, it's so much, I, I... are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they're... magical, strange traveler
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Rhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Australians need to subtitle kung fu movies more
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...
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I found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White House
There is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"women can be perfectly capable of using this technology and simply choose not to" we did in fact need data backing up this incredibly obvious claim bc a LOT of companies will insist Susan from Accounting is refusing to use AI to do the books because IT needs to come explain how it works to her
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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
JOIN ME IN NO LONGER BELIEVING IN TIME
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Now that I am not being forced to socialize with strangers, I am pooping normally and having an awfully nice time.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
they call me talafreako, right wing hate fuck sneako, listen up chico, check your ego, i'm packing eight and a half call me federico, 51st state we call it puerto rico
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Life in the 2020s is preparing to migrate your digital life from platform to platform as enshittification hollows out every distributed social resource but also somehow being told that the next digital paradigm (already showing signs of internal decay) is the bridge to the future.
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melancholygeek @melancholygeek.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
PSA: On the Details page of your upload to YouTube, click 'Show more" and scroll down to "Shorts remixing".
"Show more" button on the Details page of a YouTube uploadThe "Shorts remixing" options for a video upload on YouTube, consisting of "Allow video and audio remixing", "Allow only audio remixing", "Don't allow remixing"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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Evan Simko-Bednarski @simko-bednarski.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I don't think folks younger than 30 know what the internet once legitimately promised to be (and I would argue briefly was): a boundary-less space of pretty much uncommodified information and communication. A mix between community bulletin boards and university library stacks.
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Mount St. Helens Archive @mountsthelens1980.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
May 18, 1980 | 8:32 a.m. The ground shudders. A M5.1 quake hits beneath Mount St. Helens. Weakened critically, the north face bulge collapses outward. Within seconds, a pyroclastic density surge bursts through the disintegrating slope. The clock strikes zero.
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Jen St. Denis @jenstden.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The normalization of far-right ideas continues as Curtis Yarvin and Lauren Southern are invited to a glitzy tech conference in Vancouver - which several Canadian politicians also attended. Full story here, no paywall: thetyee.ca/News/2026/05...
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Far-Right Speakers Given a Perch at Vancouver’s Web Summit | The Tyee
Pro-dictatorship Curtis Yarvin, Canadian YouTuber Lauren Southern and a vaccine basher addressed the tech confab.
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Alex Robinson @alexrobinson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
#Seinfeld #YellowSubmarine #TheBeatles
Cast of Seinfeld depicted in the style of Yellow Submarine
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Hez @hausofhez.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Lovely lads launching Late Show loungers... now that's what I call a 'moment of zen'!
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My annual Mother's Day post. Because some people had great mothers but lost them, some had or have mothers who never mothered them or stopped mothering them for some reason, treated them as adversaries or as worthless, and Mother's Day can be a punitive day for all those for whom this is true.

Mother is a verb as well as a noun, so I hope everyone can honor whatever mothers them and whatever capacity to mother they have, or the equivalent in whatever gender language works for them: 
Some people had great mothers but lost them, some had or have mothers who never mothered them or stopped mothering them for some reason, treated them as adversaries or as worthless, and Mother's Day can be a punitive day for all those for whom this is true. The other half of the question of what there is to celebrate is what mothered and mothers you, how you mother yourself, how you celebrate and recognize what cares for you and takes care of you, and what do you care for in return. 
I remember once looking at the Pacific Ocean, to which I often reverted in trouble, and thinking "Everything was my mother but my mother." Books were my mother, coastlines, running water and landscapes, trees and the flight of birds, zazen and zendos, quiet and cellos, reading and writing, bookstores and familiar views and routines, the changing evening sky, cooking and baking, walking and discovering, rhythms and blues, friends and interior spaces and all forms of kindness, of which there has been more and more as time goes by.
And of my own mother I wrote, in The Faraway Nearby: Like lawyers, writers seek consistency; they make a case for their point of view; they do so by leaving out some evidence; but let me mention the hundreds of sandwiches my mother made during my elementary school years, the peanut butter sandwiches I ate alone on school benches in the open, throwing the crusts into the air where the seagulls would swoop to catch them before they hit the ground. 
When my friends began to have babies and I came to comprehend the heroic labor it takes to keep one alive, the constant exhausting tending of a being who can do nothing and demands everything, I realized that my mother had done all these things for me before I remembered. I was fed; I was washed; I was clothed; I was taught to sp…
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 09/05/2026
#OtD 9 May 2012 Vidal Sassoon, "anti-fascist warrior hairdresser" died aged 84. As a teenager in London he fought Oswald Mosley's fascists in the streets with his hairdressing scissors, as part of the militant 43 Group. Learn about the group in our pod: workingclasshistory.com/2020/02/17/e...
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now
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Hez @hausofhez.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
‘O Mio Babbino Caro’ [“Oh My Dear Daddy”] was certainly A CHOICE
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 08/05/2026
I continue to be flabbergasted that other (non-insane) governments aren't making similar changes. The Canadian government won't shut up about how important "digital sovereignty" is, and then it pours resources into posting everything to Twitter and Facebook.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
cartoon guy poking with a stick meme

c'mon moral arc of the universe

bend
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 08/05/2026
oh my god thank you iranian ministry of foreign affairs spokesman???
Esmaeil Baqaei
IRIMFA SPOX

"Wooden-headness, the source of self-deception, is a factor that plays a remarkably large role in government. It consists in assessing a situation in terms of preconceived fixed notions while ignoring or rejecting any contrary signs. It is acting according to wish while not allowing oneself to be deflected by the facts." Barbara W. Tuchman
The March of Folly: from Troy to Vietnam
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