Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierSMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 2hDeath penalty should be banned but some people deserve the wall 1113
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 2hDamn I didn't know Pete Hegseth was so violently opposed to Butlins, that seems like a wild position to hold 250
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 17hMy dad: "I hate Americans" Also my dad: *exclusively watches American news media* 110
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierSMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 22hThis is why minorities who sell out will never ever win, you have no principles and the people you're trying to appeal to will still hate you. Let them die mad. 0338
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierBeefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms 14904220
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026World's most neurodivergent man telling the world it's his birthday: 140
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lmfao this is the exact dance my dad does while trying to put the cat in the cat carrier for the vet 0102
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Smh this country hates young people so much it won't even abide by them taking up dogging 😔 260
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All the dogging talk and the news today has me thinking about a guy I went to uni with, who got the nickname "Lurpak" after he confessed he used to use butter as lube to anally masturbate. I wonder how he's doing. Is he still an accountant. Baffling man 9200
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Amyl nitrate, ammonium nitrate, if you're a dumb cop these things are very similar 081
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Even people waving "I support <banned group>" signs get held longer than this, what the fuck 020
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My family discussing my niece's butter addiction 040
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierSMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026britain must ask itself tough questions like can we really afford laura k 1275
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you wear bras, for god's sake go and get measured properly, I just found out today that I was wearing a wildly incorrect size and wondering why I wasn't comfy 🤦🏻♀️ 181
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026im too good at petting cats not to brag just my life 0294
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just caught the cat squaring up to his own reflection in the kitchen door 😒 150
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now I remember the horsemeat scandal over here, I ate the food in question... if your food is causing you to prolapse you've got other things going wrong there sweetie 170
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierLaleh Khalili @lalehkhalili.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It is extraordinary that Netanyahu mentioned Hassan Piker and Mamdani in his speech; in a speech in which he also held up a pager... A deranged and utterly shameless genocidaire who has been basically given a carte blanche by the US and Europeans. 519644
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tim Schafer also went on to note that water is wet, and bears do in fact shit in the woods 010
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Britain won't get anything as entertaining as a guy ritually disembowelling himself on the steps of Portsmouth's Guildhall Square buildings, the best we can hope for is that he does a Robert Maxwell 040
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh this is fun, so my niece gets her assessment but her brother with identical symptoms has to wait another two years because their GP arsed up the referral paperwork and it was due to be resubmitted next month?? Love that 😩 110
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Theme Park Hospital Bloaty Head Man lives in Essex??? 050
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierRMT Union @rmtunion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026RMT calls for action as rail assaults reach record high RAIL union RMT called for action against assaults today (September 24) after the latest figures revealed a 12 per cent increase of violence and abuse against rail workers. rmtunion.org/4rNCp7rrmtunion.orgRMT calls for action as rail assaults reach record highRAIL union RMT called for action against assaults today (September 24) after the latest figures revealed a 12 per cent increase of violence and abuse against rail workers. 074
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Love being dragged into the office for "collaborative working" just to find the internet speeds here are dogshit and I'm waiting 16 minutes to download a 20mb excel file 😩😒 010
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah I can believe 70% of GPs are ignorant cunts 030
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierRay Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A fun, affordable hobby is: 1. Turning up in random well-to-do Cotswold villages wearing a hi-vis vest with a picture of a wind turbine on it, and a hard hat. 2. Taking measurements of the village green and any other open space, and enthusiastically writing notes on a clipboard. 22588106
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mfw I'm forced to do customer service work 040
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Stoya, come to Second Life, the badly animated pornography is happening 080
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not to normie post, but how tf have I managed to get a cautious bus driver when I'm late for work already smh 150
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*Christian Bale in American Psycho voice* let's see her commerical lettings portfolio 050
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What would Jim Ratcliffe, who fucked off to Monaco years ago in order to avoid paying tax in the UK, know about the burden of high taxes? Maybe he should pay his fucking staff properly at MUFC instead of doing this racist bullshit again 052
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Mfw when I go to work in the morning 040
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierSMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026white people are so fucking glib about refugees because deep down they don't believe they'll ever be in that situation 0145
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@ the devs *pleeeeeeease* do locked accounts on here, i need an alt to express all my dumbest thoughts 190
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's probably not a good sign when I see this and think "eh I've seen worse" 030
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yeah we all like sucking nuts, they aren't special 150
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Aella, advertising her next gangbang: 021
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierBlaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Is that bad? 98020
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The only problem is it's quite difficult for police to raid themselves 😔 150
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dan Thomas' mob have managed to intimidate an RNLI station into closing because of the (illegal) violence and harassment the volunteers were subjected to, and Hampshire Police have done fuck all about it, so I don't think I believe the Home Secretary when she says this 191
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Can't wait to use my pocket change to save the environment from the effects of the new oil platform you've just approved 0165
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You would think that it would be the easiest thing in the world to get both the government and ordinary people to stand up for people who volunteer their time and risk their lives to save people at sea, but apparently not. Fuck this country man. 04814
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Look say whatever you want about Ed Sheeran (because he's a cunt), but this video is very funny 1017442
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026While I am a pacifist, I feel it's time for us to go and spread the seeds to democracy in Oxfordshire in the true British way (joining America in a high altitude bombing campaign) 130
Reposted by Leaded Petrol SommelierIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257511534
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's nice to be recognised in my own time as the premier Barbie airhead 😌 020
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Vikki's constituency doesn't have this problem, it does have the RNLI headquarters that are being branded with racist wingnuts. Good to see what side she falls on. Oh, and you and your husband were/ are shit local councillors, I can't wait for you both to retire and fuck off 1131
