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✨hauntedtoasters✨

@hauntedtoasters.bsky.social
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she/they, a bird that writes. tech support class (CHA build) i work hard so my self can have a better life.

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 1h
October issue
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 2h
I've said it before, I've said it again: Bluesky has a disproportionate and extremely loud percentage of users who think it's morally righteous to abuse people as long as it's for a good enough cause, and an even larger percentage of users who specialize in justifying why causes are good.
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Eleanor’s Trousers @eleanorstrousers.bsky.social · 7h
I will always repost this information. Not a single item of clothing pops out on a conveyer belt. Fabric doesn’t work that way. Human hands stitch them on sewing machines. I love bargains, but if you pay $2 for a tshirt that is because that human made very little money, likely in poor conditions.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 5h
A ambitiously have more letters than messages C contrive to repeat yourself across letters Rrepeat yourself across letters O Obscure the message you want to send S stretch one of the letters past breaking point T take more time than is necessary I irritate passers by C cheap out on design
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Abi Stevens - comms open @abistevensart.bsky.social · 9h
I'm in Super Seconds Festival this weekend! It's an online event with 250+ artists, makers and illustrators selling B grades, samples etc so its a great time to start xmas shopping! You can even make a wish list for the day via the Makers page here: www.supersecondsfestival.co.uk/makerlineup/
A poster for the event, showing a mint green circle featuring the words 'super seconds festival', and a small yellow shape with the words '3rd and 4th October', over a purple background with black pattern of outlined shapes of objects including a mug, framed picture, a dress, and the letters S and F.
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 16h
PSA for romance authors and also the Ted Lasso writers room apparently, but if your "accidental/surprise pregnancy" storyline relies on a grown woman never thinking about her own risk of pregnancy while she's regularly having PIV sex, I'm out
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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✨hauntedtoasters✨ @hauntedtoasters.bsky.social · 20h
september 30th: sad october 1st: S.A.D.
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Meli @mismatched.bsky.social · 23h
She’s getting closer
A lanky gray kitten walks over some adjustable weights A lanky gray kitten walks over some adjustable weights. She is closer to the camera. A lanky gray kitten walks over some adjustable weights. She is closer yet to the camera. A lanky gray kitten walks over some adjustable weights. She is so close to the camera she is blurry.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026
Yes but --
the cover of fiasco's next novel, 'the hamsome man,' featuring him (the hamsome man) sitting on a faux-wood table in front of some blue and gold curtains
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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Evan Sky Arts 🌸 shop open! @evanskyarts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pigeon Doodles!! I really, really want my art to be more playful, fun, and loose, which is hard when you’re coming back from an over-rendering phase 🫠 but I’m working hard on it!! #art #doodle #pigeon #birds #TraditionalArt #cute #artist #pigeons #sketchbook #BirdSky
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you think skeletons like it when people do a Skeletor voice for them or is it culturally insensitive?
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Tom Larkin @tomlarkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve spent many, many hours over the past few months searching the rock pools of Cornwall for a rainbow sea slug. Today, we finally found one! Absolutely worth all the time we’ve spent - it was truly breathtaking.
Rainbow sea slug on a rockRainbow sea slug on a rockRainbow sea slug on a rock from aboveRainbow sea slug on a rock
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: *turns on oven* Me: why does my kitchen smell like smoke? The cheese that dripped off the pizza I made last week: bon soir
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ringa ringa roses @zyla.top · 28/09/2026
HEY IM BAWKIN HERE
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✨hauntedtoasters✨ @hauntedtoasters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all really good reasons but it also gives you an opportunity to find the perfect fancy curlicue or stylish hexagon cluster that matches the theme and genre of your book to use as a scene separator and what's not to love about *that*
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
of all the machines in my house i do think the printer is the most likely to experience pain
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s fine. I know what I’m doing. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a white and ginger, tabby cat sitting on an outcropping of a building. The cat is not up very high and it can easily climb back over the short ball that it is sitting next to, so it is in no danger.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
drunk history wolf 359
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No kink shaming except for Roko's basilisk weirdos.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That is a happy kitty! Photo from my collection, 1948. Back of the photo identifies the cat as “Puddin”.
Black and white photo of a light skinned male child taking a cat in a harness and leash for a walk on a sunny lawn. The cat is a shorthaired orange tabby and its body language is very happy and loving toward the boy.
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E. H. Lupton @pretensesoup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe space just has a lot of lesbians in it. I can't rule that out.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 25/09/2026
picking up some new Taylor Swift songs from B&Q
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(2/2) Your typical monthly title is around 22 pages per issue, with an average of something like five panels per page, and even assuming the lead only appears in two-thirds of those panels, I can tell just by looking at them that nobody is drawing this character 75 times a month.
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new favourite Smaug dropped
the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aubuchon Hardware, who so kindly allow me to post up so many of their store cats, have a calendar up for sale! All proceeds go to charity. Stop by your local store and collect one today! www.hardwarestore.com/the-hardware...
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Abby @arobertswrites.com · 26/09/2026
Generations of nuns at the convent of the Paraclete wouldn't have diligently copied Heloise's sexts.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
brother ignatz where the hell did you get those sausages from
this bittern's got way too many snausages
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She glows. 💫
photo of my beautiful fluffy white cat Francie, sitting by a window that is illuminating her with indirect light. Her white fur catches the light and she appears almost to glow from within.
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✨hauntedtoasters✨ @hauntedtoasters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it is gong fu time while i knit and listen to my audiobook and hope to get back to a semblance of human shape just grabbed a random ball from The Jar and landed on Natural Habitat, so far very sweet and not kicking me in the face quite as much as i'd like but it's still very nice.
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Natural Habitat 2026 Spring Huazhuliangzi Raw Puer | BITTERLEAF TEAS
A tea that has grown to be one of our favourites over the last 5 years, this Huazhuliangzi comes from a pristine left-to-grow environment just a stone’s throw
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Larisa @thelolrus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fun fact, if you try to look up guides to recognizing AI tells in writing, most of the results are either behind paywalls or are themselves AI-generated. A stark example of how the internet is dividing into two realms: login-required real writing and extruded slop.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
100% definitely a sorceress trapped in a cat’s body. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of short haired, tabby, cat standing up outside, looking toward the camera. It’s expression seems very focused and serious.
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god I love getting into discussions that are just like...
crop of The School of Athens by Raphael, closing in on Plato and Aristotle who are wearing a chiton and cloak with "sickos" written on them
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✨hauntedtoasters✨ @hauntedtoasters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My chronic ADHD ass has been checking gunnerkrigg.com every Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings, religiously, for over F I F T E E N years. I promise you you can do it too
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doodlemancy ✨ @doodlemancy.com · 22/09/2026
it sucks how few people are willing to endure even a little friction to continue to read things they supposedly liked. that's the saddest part to me, when someplace like tapas goes down.
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✨hauntedtoasters✨ @hauntedtoasters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh wow i wanted to play solitaire while listening to my audiobook but microsoft have even enshittified *that*
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*walks up to straight couple* so which of you represents Sol and which is Luna in the union of opposites that will give rise to the philosopher’s stone
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Writing "wisdom" I hate: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW. This is the worst advice ever. It would be better if it was KNOW MORE SO YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT IT. Every good writer I know is constantly researching and getting new information and asking experts. It's a terrible bit of advice!
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✨hauntedtoasters✨ @hauntedtoasters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
slutty boar crop top did not fix me i am still sick and exhausted BUT it is making me feel better about myself so thank you @toadlett.bsky.social
A selfie of me, a white person with bright yellow hair and glasses, lounging back on a pile of pillows on my sofa. I'm wearing a green cropped t-shirt with a bright pink print of a boar, by artist Letty Wilson
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LinearA @linearao3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At the alternate extreme, if you ever feel you’re being too Baroque with it: Albania has a range called the Accursed Mountains.
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Dan Liimatta @danliimatta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Birds! QRP your bird art 🧡
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
worm
worm-like winged fantasy creature with a black upper surface and a tan underside with blue, yellow, and red speckles
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