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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/06/2025
Oligargle my balls and National Guard deez nuts.
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Rocky Mountain Mike @rockymntnmike.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Noting those who served and those who didn’t.
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Maca Iglesias @rotterdamvvg.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
9/29/2023— General Milley farewell speech: “We don’t take an oath to a tribe, we don't take an oath to a religion, we don't take an oath to a king or queen, or a tyrant, or a dictator, and we don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator.” Never forget our country and Constitution come before any man.
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
He hates the military. We are just props.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Oh.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/04/2025
amazing
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All bout da skeet, bout da skeet, no Xitter @stephenhasideas.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
That nice Black lady wanted to give people a $6,000 child tax credit and expand Medicare services to cover home health care.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
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Cory Booker @corybooker.com · 03/04/2025
This is what happens when people speak up.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I can’t compete with this
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Again.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/03/2025
oh this is a big mystery
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/03/2025
every single public facing person in this administration is just a different variation on baghdad bob
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Money talks
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
JFC indeed.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
🤔
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I’m aware it’s like the lowest of low stakes but Tommy Tuberville still lying about recruiting Patrick Mahomes is just amazing
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
a tale as old as time
Twitter user HardPass4 tweets: "I'm willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income." The tweet is accompanied by an image of a Norman Rockwell painting titled "Freedom of Speech," where a man is bravely standing up and speaking. A tweet from June 22nd 2024 from HardPass4 reads: "Buy $5 gloves instead of $50 ones. 

Trust me."

The tweet is accompanied by a photo of two boxes of gloves, presumably at Home Depot. The gloves are labeled "Gorilla Grip Trax All Terrain Grip." They cost $5.97A close up of the label on the gloves. It says "Made in China." A donkey stares at you with a blank expression.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷‍♂️
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Oh look. A President, a Governor, a Mayor - all at the crash site at the Chesapeake Bay with first responders. Not swimming. Showing empathy and leadership.
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Jill Geisler @jillgeisler.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
"NPR has identified dozens of defendants with prior convictions or pending charges for crimes including rape, sexual abuse of a minor, domestic violence, manslaughter, production of child sexual abuse material and drug trafficking." www.npr.org/2025/01/30/n...
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Criminal records of Jan. 6 rioters pardoned by Trump include rape, domestic violence
Dozens of Jan. 6 defendants who received pardons from President Trump had past criminal convictions for charges including rape, manslaughter, domestic violence and drug trafficking.
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Prof Lou Moore @profloumoore.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Get rid of the tush push.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/01/2025
I'm not sure what the maximum amount of Kelce we as a society can take, but I feel like we're getting close?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 26/01/2025
i think the bills winning today would genuinely help national morale a little
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Unbelievably chaotic combination of fonts here
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This week's Internet winner goes to...
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Girl Dad Nauseam 🔹🧀 🍺 @kk-waters.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The Super Bowl most of America wants: Commanders vs Bills. The Super Bowl we will probably get because we can never have anything nice: Eagles vs Chiefs
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
democrats not just appearing at this ceremony but hailing democracy in speeches at the ceremony is just proof of how hollow most americans see the party. you cant go on and on about a guy being a fascist then praise his installation and wonder why people are cynical about it all.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It all feels like a family with a genuinely abusive family member choosing to just carry on with the holiday traditions, hoping to create normalcy through sheer will and denial.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
That's why people hate the Chiefs. You're already good enough to win it all, you don't need garbage calls from the refs too.
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 18/01/2025
Yeah, that's a gross call on the Texans.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/01/2025
I’m tired of the Chiefs, we as a society have grown past the need for the Kansas City Chiefs
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/01/2025
i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Ted Nguyen @tednguyen.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Pete Carroll is going to order these before his Raiders interview
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does
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███ACTED @vicjager.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The Titans dressing up in Oilers gear when they play the Texans is truly weirdo behavior
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I love when For All Mankind catches you up on its alternate timeline with a bunch of updates on large-scale scientific and geopolitical developments and then slips in “btw Michael Jordan stuck with baseball and got really good”
Fake newspaper that reads “Mariners, Jordan reach divisional round” with a picture of Michael Jordan swinging a baseball bat”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I'm a recovering heroin addict and my dealers were less predatory than this
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Nilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 31/12/2024
This comic gets shared every year with the date changed. It is by Brazilian cartoonist Glauco Villas Boas (1957-2010).
A one-panel comic by Glauco Villas Boas. A group of people stand against the corner of a wall. One reaches around the corner and uses a long stick to push open a door labeled 2025.
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 31/12/2024
I wish the writer Melvin Durslag was still alive to witness a Pop Tart be put to death in a toaster at the end of a bowl game.
A graphic about bowl
Games getting too crazy with sponsors.
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 30/12/2024
Thanks to Jimmy Carter, she didn't have to worry about him bringing home Guinea worm from West Africa
brother and sister from Folger's Christmas commercial
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
so now that its done: OU's first year in the SEC was, in my expert opinion, "pretty much ass"
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget Pls do the same.
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