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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 9h

This is so cursed I assumed @brainmage.bsky.social did it. /complimentary

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 10h

Write back "Also from SEND adults! Don't forget about them."

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 10h

"Girls Aloud is like if some girls were allowed. I am also very funny."

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 11h

Very(*) wise. (* y'know, for a value of very.)

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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 13h

Being an SA survivor right now means coming on the internet and taking 7000 points of psychic damage everyday just for some dipshit to say “not all men”

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 11h

Even as a kid, 5-6 years old, something about being called "pretty" - especially by strangers - made me itch.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 14h

Spouse: I'm seeing if we can save on any storage space - do you need all these tiny pictures? Why are they all the same size? Me: They are my EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LJ icons. 😭

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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 15h

Hell yeah you can CC me C ute C etacean #art #whales

A doodle of a cute cartoon whale next to a computer. Caption reads “I hope this email finds you whale”

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BMcG @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

hope you're all taking your ʙᴏɴᴇs

pot of vitamin d tablets with a sticker on top that says bones

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 15h

[with gritted teeth] the WHIMSY will be INCREASED proportional to the DIFFICULTIES

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 16h

So you're saying I have to work every day and also look after myself and also look after my mental health and also be responsible all so I don't just spend my time screaming and the reward is not being allowed to scream all the time

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 16h

Look at these fantastic little guys I saw recently

Three wallabies behind a fence, two of which have albinism

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 18h

Yessssss, matching name plates! 💜💜

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 19h

Brought to you by the question, "Why, what did Jon Hamm do when he was in a fraternity?"

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 19h

[sighs, wearily adds another name to the "wow fuck THAT guy" list]

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 30/09/2026

ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2

garlic 2, a stone sculpture of a bulb of garlic by mary eiland

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 19h

Most TV is just this now.

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 20h

It’s my birthday! What an incredible gift to wake up to this Crowdfunding figure. Thank you so bloody much! If anyone wants to give me a birthday gift, all I want this year is for the show to be funded: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...

It's a Superpower??
Season Two
£5,550
Target: £30,000
139 supporters
18%
80 days left

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 21h

(Tone unclear, I mean, YES. Yes, including people in jokes is great! MORE INCLUDING.)

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 21h

Me turning up at the club with a PowerPoint called "Explaining the joke is good, actually"

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 22h

Inspiration for this dark, rainy morning.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

Spouse was wondering why this week's House of Games was so good, and aside from that "end of term" vibe to it (because it's Osman's last week on the show), I suddenly realised it's because they're all comedians. That's why it has that playful 'take something silly and run with it' joy to it.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

I will tell you that you did good even if you reply to no emails at any point. <3

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

A few years back one of my New Year's Resolutions was "figure out how to make and keep friends" and honestly that cut right to my core. #GBBO

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

Her comment towards the end of the programme also made me clutch my heart.

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 29/09/2026

I love this. (and the people following the #linguistics tag need to see it too)

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

What he's saying is: he's chained up in my basement.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

[whispers] She's accidentally hired two.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

It's weird: having grown up with a coal fire, charcoal has never appealed as a food. *Especially* if it can result in babies.

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frank: print witch @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

how I am feeling about my autism assessment (I am a tran so I figure I get to hijack this meme)

Two panels, left hand is a couple of ancient Greek philosophers talking, right hand is a grown up showing a toy to a toddler. left hand panel says "talking about autism with autistic people" and the right hand says "talking about autism with the autism assessor"

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

Yep, relatable. I would just love to redirect all that 'earning money so I can live' energy and focus on creative endeavours, ideally while I've still got energy left. Whimsy is surprisingly hard to capture when you're knackered.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

Feels like my heart was hit by a snowplough. :(

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

I'm just optimistically filing ideas like 'learn the cello' under a grand and even more unrealistic idea of 'retirement'.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

During my lovely 10 days on holiday I started thinking things like, "I should get my piano out again" and "I should read books again" and "why aren't I studying an MA?" while '40 hrs at work' waited round the corner like a frying pan to the face.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

Try my thing: vaguely muttering "autism" and wandering away into the night.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 28/09/2026

Yeah, there's probably a reason I haven't been put in charge of the fundraising.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 28/09/2026

without a family member? would that even work?

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 28/09/2026

I don't mean to get demanding, but if we hit £4,321 at some point I will personally be absolutely delighted due to having Number-Pattern autism. (heeheehee they make patterns) #ItsASuperpower

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