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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

y'all know i love the ny liberty and their logo, but this little middle part right here... it drives me crazy. Line It Up! 🗽

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

i tried to get a cute photo of robert and reba curled up together but then robert yawned and now i have a new sleep paralysis demon

two cats curled up on an ottoman. one is sleeping soundly while the other is yawning in a way that makes them look fucking horrific

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Mac Rogers @macrogers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I would never accept a phone call from those awful JERKY boys

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

broke: ny has bodegas woke: ny has 24hr mass transit bespoke: ny has ellie 🗽

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Patricia Pancakes is doing a site specific performance art piece today only.

Calico cat contorted in a humorous way on a cat climbing tree.

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.

The Sopranos. Christopher Moltisanti explains meme.

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

May I offer: -Person is walking weird -Hey there was someone outside that window this whole time -This person has their back to me in a situation where they should be facing me

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

in no particular order, here are some of my favorite horror visuals -Deranged-Looking Dolls -Arms Are Too Long -Mirrored Medicine Cabinet Is Opened -Villain Is Standing Still, Far Away -Goat Looks at Camera -Face in Background Is Out of Focus -Mouth Too Big But Teeth Too Small

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

🇺🇸 Happy 250th birthday America 🇺🇸

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

some love a big sporting event. some, an album drop. some love a restaurant opening, or a film release. me? i spend my days waiting for michael hobbes' comments on another tcw mindflex

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Mac Rogers @macrogers.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

My feeling about Robert Eggers is the same as how I feel about Wes Anderson: I don’t *want* him to be any less up his own ass. He’s my only source for Robert Eggers movies, I can’t get those anywhere else.

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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 29/06/2026

Any gambling on potential harm to property or living things should be illegal, and these gambling websites should be legally liable for their customers causing harm to win wagers. This is grotesque.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

help. cat is deflating. how to fix?

close up of white cat almost falling asleep

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

You do not, under any circumstances, want to have as many PMs as the Giants have had head coaches since 2016

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

satou sabally's fit won the game even if the liberty didn't

Satou Sabally of the New York Liberty at the free throw line wearing knee-high socks and patent leather shoes

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

This is what they make the American guy look like in anime

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

either the @signalawards.bsky.social doesn't google anyone they plan to work with (bad), or they do and still decided this is okay (alarming)

excerpt from an email from the Signal Awards announcing new podcast judges. One of those new members is Mike Boudet, creator of Sword and Scale

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

i loathe how hollywood thinks it was the original reddit threads on liminal spaces that made the movie successful and not a dedicated artist who spent the last 5 years refining his work. eschew artistic development. stripmine existing ideas. lather rinse repeat

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

i was holding a can of diet coke while walking in park slope and a man passing by shouted "oh, you LOVE diet coke, don't you"

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

wemby doesn't look like he's having as much fun as elmo hoped

wemby looking sad after commiting a late foul

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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 04/06/2026

You live in NYC, jackass.

Elmo C @elmo
Elmo hopes both teams have fun!
5:00 PM • 6/3/26 • 1.1M Views

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

to paraphrase richard iii: "i really want a horse"

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

couple next to me on a flight yesterday ordered hot water and milk from the beverage cart. then i watched them squeeze like 3 or 4 little pouches of milk into the hot water and drink that shit like it was a scotch neat

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

tex a&m also axed their women's studies program in january. under their new policy, professors literally need the univ president's permission before teaching anything related to sexuality, gender or race.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/04/2026

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

post from Szabolcs Panyi with an electoral map of hungary but tbh it’s kind of shaped like queens and its blue and orange

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

the bass solo before verse 2 of Peter's Denial in Jesus Christ Superstar

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

"cut bait" in the phrase "fish or cut bait" doesn't mean to cut the line. it means preparing the bait for fishing. so "fish or cut bait" does not mean "keep going or give up." it means "take action now or keep planning"

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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Paul Hollywood —my friend! I have yet to be invited over to your home to watch you in your own kitchen! 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m waiting! Happy birthday Handsome!

Lynda Carter in long white dress and big white sunhat with gold earrings and gold buttons, smiling and holding Paul Hollywood's face in one hand. Paul Hollywood in blue chambray shirt also smiling. On the lawn outside the GBBO tent.

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

please invite me to your shadow cast screening of jesus christ superstar

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/01/2026

Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge theonion.com/disney-exec-reminds-to…

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

you don't need to watch the movie. please, just listen to this episode. the most i've laughed in a while

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

girl, you're not reading that. stop playing

a marble statue of a saintly woman fake- reading a book

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

me at tsa: do i have to remove electronics? tsa: what do you have? me: a laptop, two tablets, two phones, and a nintendo switch tsa: no. you're good.

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

why is a Roman solider the mascot for American Express?

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

because i love art, i only stay at the towneplace suites by marriott in meridian, idaho

a framed picture with jumbled inspirational text that basically reads: "it fantastic life intrins astic terrific is mag excessive expressive expevted to negleti be explorative lived everything verywhere"

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

nearly 11 years since this masterpiece

clickhole article by erik briggs. it's just a photo of hodor from
game of thrones and the headline: "If Only Once, It Would Be Nice If Hodor Said 'Women's Rights'"

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

we finally get to talk about this disgusting and amazing movie. live! patreon! sunday! 5 bucks

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 04/01/2026

Finally listening to the 10th & final season. When people ask about my boundless love for fiction podcasts Within the Wires is the first thing I mention. I’ll miss this show dearly. Congratulations to @j9andif.bsky.social & @happierman.bsky.social for creating such a rich, engaging story and world.

A screen cap of my podcast player playing an episode of Within the Wires

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

when your girl tells you the knicks will win the nba cup

19th century painting depicting bacchus meeting ariadne on naxos. she's leaning close to his face all sweet-like and bro is totally rolling his eyes

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

well, google AI already knows this is going 18

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

"It costs nothing to be kind!" I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.

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