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I really wish I could hire the casts of Real World San Francisco and Boston to team up like the Avengers and take down Rachel and Sean.

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Ninja Turtles-themed drag king named Cowabunga Dude. That’s free. You can have that.

What if Ilya Rae Jepsen marries Rose Germanotta?

I am very impressed with Ms. Miley today

It just feels like Carly approaches pop music from a level that basically no one else is and maybe never has? I don’t know but it feels like she is using her artistry to explore the sum totality of what pop is, what it has been and what it can be in a way that even huge names in pop haven’t done

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 17/09/2026

I’m making the final call today: Troye Sivan is not for me.

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Alright, you fags were 100% correct. Assisted single arm pull-ups are a bop.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 17/09/2026

Insisting I should move smith machines - even though there are two others available - because he “likes this one” is one of the wilder things to happen to me in the gym.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 16/09/2026

I love Welcome to Elderfield so fucking much

TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 12/09/2026

Think I'll go back to Overwatch. Rivals is so fucking miserable. I genuinely might be bad at it, but I don't think I'm as terrible as interactions on there would suggest. It just sucks playing a game where no one is at all kind. I took shit playing OW but it never compared to the vitriol in Rivals

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 12/09/2026

Worried what ya’ll are gonna do when that baby grows up to be 1000% heterosexual

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 11/09/2026

Republicans after making their whole platform about Hasan’s hog:

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 11/09/2026

When’s it gonna be her turn???

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 10/09/2026

Stream Crank 2 right now faggot

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 10/09/2026

🎶All eyes on me in the center of the ring like Andy Serkis🎶

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 10/09/2026

Got stopped by a dude on the street who complimented my size/fitness and asked how I did it. One of the most gratifying things that’s happened to me since trying to really get in shape. Plus I feel like I gave some very good advice.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 09/09/2026

If they did the same style of remake for A Link to the Past I would pay $100 for it, and buy every related piece of merch, but I'm not sure I can stomach paying $70 for Ocarina...

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 09/09/2026

I have never listened to this song all the way through

TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 08/09/2026

So we all meeting up for one big fuckfest before attending the Zelda 40th anniversary concert?

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 08/09/2026

That Direct was rough for anyone who ranks Ocarina in their bottom three Zelda games (me).

TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 08/09/2026

Don’t you want to dance?

TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 07/09/2026

I just found out that Jack Antonoff produced Lost Weekend and now I have a ton less respect for, or interest in, Phoebe Bridgers.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 06/09/2026

Do I want to go have sex with a hot idiot or just stay home and play video games?

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 06/09/2026

What the FUCK do you mean 30 years ago??? Also, how was I already so emo at 11 years old?

TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 05/09/2026

Do the children understand that albums used to regularly be significantly longer than a half hour? I am listening to a stack of records from like ‘94-‘07 and the shortest one is 45 minutes.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 05/09/2026

Brooke Candy I’m so sorry that Bass Persuades and Nicole Kidman overshadowed the release of VIP but I promise to tell the world about it So hey world: if Nicole Kidman is the song for bottoms just generally feeling themselves, VIP is the song for demon bottoms who’ll break your dick off inside them

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 05/09/2026

I wish gay social media boys understood that the way they talk about sex doesn’t make them seem like hot, horny dudes fully engaged with sex-forward culture, but rather like the one kid in sophomore year of highschool who got it in for 5 seconds and now gives unsolicited advice about sex to everyone

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All these bloomfies getting Maine on the dialect quiz despite never having set foot here and I‘ve convinced myself it’s entirely because of my influence.

Before and after. Haircut edition.

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Hi there, why are you messaging me on the gay sex app when you are not available for gay sex?

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She’s also so right, the kids DON’T want to dance.

I think I expected a few more bops off PRIMA. Nicole Kidman is fun and hot but besides Fantasize basically every track that wasn’t already released is downtempo or a sad girl slow jam. They’re all good just maybe was expecting a couple more dance floor tracks

Nicole Kidman by ADÉLA is gonna be huge for bottoms feeling so in their bag

Wait I’m sorry it really is so fucking good. When she said “paving over pastures cause horses are gone” I was skeptical but then she dropped a horse sample and I was like ‘oh this is the song or the summer.’

Okay. The new Miley is 100% correct.