Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026eek. yeah i'll check w our ad reps. we specifically blacklisted AI ads. was this podcast or youtube? 110
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026also that game was super frustrating bc the wings & the refs lost focus at the end. and liberty fans are getting so restless, they couldn't be happy about it either 🙄 000
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i was! have you been to their games? they're real fun 100
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026so it's correct on their website (and most everywhere else i've seen it), but that logo above is screengrabbed from their app's load page. i think it's the app developers' fault & not the designers' 010
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026y'all know i love the ny liberty and their logo, but this little middle part right here... it drives me crazy. Line It Up! 🗽 3100
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i tried to get a cute photo of robert and reba curled up together but then robert yawned and now i have a new sleep paralysis demon 2351
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorMac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I would never accept a phone call from those awful JERKY boys 1102
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026broke: ny has bodegas woke: ny has 24hr mass transit bespoke: ny has ellie 🗽 090
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorJen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Patricia Pancakes is doing a site specific performance art piece today only. 0241
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026y'all, can i at least throw out my idea of a single-night romcom set during the actual Purge. someone get me a meeting 2151
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks. 92453611
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026right?? why aren't their eyes in the right place??? 010
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026May I offer: -Person is walking weird -Hey there was someone outside that window this whole time -This person has their back to me in a situation where they should be facing me 1454
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026in no particular order, here are some of my favorite horror visuals -Deranged-Looking Dolls -Arms Are Too Long -Mirrored Medicine Cabinet Is Opened -Villain Is Standing Still, Far Away -Goat Looks at Camera -Face in Background Is Out of Focus -Mouth Too Big But Teeth Too Small 2022029
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026🇺🇸 Happy 250th birthday America 🇺🇸 5835170
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026some love a big sporting event. some, an album drop. some love a restaurant opening, or a film release. me? i spend my days waiting for michael hobbes' comments on another tcw mindflex 060
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorMac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My feeling about Robert Eggers is the same as how I feel about Wes Anderson: I don’t *want* him to be any less up his own ass. He’s my only source for Robert Eggers movies, I can’t get those anywhere else. 0249
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorAshley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 29/06/2026Any gambling on potential harm to property or living things should be illegal, and these gambling websites should be legally liable for their customers causing harm to win wagers. This is grotesque. 0202
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free. 121617156
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026You do not, under any circumstances, want to have as many PMs as the Giants have had head coaches since 2016 47210
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026satou sabally's fit won the game even if the liberty didn't 0120
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This is what they make the American guy look like in anime 383410330
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026seems like there's always a place in this world for shitheads 100
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026either the @signalawards.bsky.social doesn't google anyone they plan to work with (bad), or they do and still decided this is okay (alarming) 251
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i loathe how hollywood thinks it was the original reddit threads on liminal spaces that made the movie successful and not a dedicated artist who spent the last 5 years refining his work. eschew artistic development. stripmine existing ideas. lather rinse repeat 33410
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i was holding a can of diet coke while walking in park slope and a man passing by shouted "oh, you LOVE diet coke, don't you" 3180
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026wemby doesn't look like he's having as much fun as elmo hoped 041
Reposted by Jeffrey CranorRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 04/06/2026You live in NYC, jackass. 592666300
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026to paraphrase richard iii: "i really want a horse" 0110
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026this has been another edition of The Unhinged Food & Drink Habits of Strangers 080
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026last night sitting at bar, older texas-sounding woman ordered Enchiladas Verdes but requested no tomall-teeyo [sic] sauce. instead she wanted sour cream. (this was in las vegas but still...) 140
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026couple next to me on a flight yesterday ordered hot water and milk from the beverage cart. then i watched them squeeze like 3 or 4 little pouches of milk into the hot water and drink that shit like it was a scotch neat 260
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026fun fact about texas a&m. they brought my theater company there in 2013. they provided lunch for us. most of our company was vegetarian, so we just requested a vegetarian meal. they brought us all turkey sandwiches. they explained to us that vegan means no meat and vegetarian means no *red* meat 181
Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026tex a&m also axed their women's studies program in january. under their new policy, professors literally need the univ president's permission before teaching anything related to sexuality, gender or race. 181
