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A spirit, a spirit: he says his name's poor Tom. Gay folkie & poet.

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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 46m
you might think i would have something to say about this one. but i don't. i don't have anything to say at all
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no context sacred harp @sacredharpbot.bsky.social · 5h
He kindly embraced me, and sweetly He kissed me,
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 7h
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
ROY ORBISON: *age 20, after performing for Sam Philips* what do you think, sir? SAM PHILIPS: son, when I hear your voice I think - is that a ghost? am I dead? is this hell? we're gonna make you a star
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 6h
any cis guys who actually do this are stealing pre-op transmasc valor. No i didnt read the article i dont care enough to circumvent paywall i just wanted to do a little transgender joke
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In the Mae-vy @noxyba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a YouTube comment from TheMrdangles16 that says "it couldn't be going worse Keith"
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
flashing for the first time in years to the time i went to a talk given by douglas gresham, who was in the states at the time for no clear reason. man has a superficial charm but vibe in the the room as he got more and more homophobic was one of the funnier atmosphere shifts i've ever experienced
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God if I look at lrt too long i am going to cry straight-up lol <3
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love a softer world so much. i have a print of this one hanging in my room
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shorter sacred harp: Would God Still Love Me If I Were A Worm
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a cube in the sky there died an Anti-Hobbit.
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
picking up my bone folder [it's not a real bone one, i'm a pseud] and murmuring "the sinister zinester is here to fold your bones." Murmuring this every single time
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
in practice my arriving at this was a matter of 'cinnamon is boring, ginger overpowering, housemate dislikes nutmeg, acids stain you, drugs cause cramp,' but it really did work
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
another culinary tip is that galangal powder goes gangbusters as the warming spice in an apple crisp or similar
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Jude @gaffelet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
orson welles made his best work when he was fattest. roberto rossellini was fat. i don't have more examples in mind yet but i do think it's interesting. cinema is a fat man's medium
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i have such a bad problem with these where on the one hand my first instinct is to do the no-context joke and be like Yeah we've all been there. But then im like Well on the other hand it is literally true about Our Lord. Synthesis is that. As previously established. i am gay for our lord
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my prescription is simple, says the doctor. you must kill and eat the great clown pagliacci
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is what it feels like to wake up after having danced from 20:00 til 5:00 and then slept til ~7:30 btw
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
almost always wear earrings in both ears but some days I do put just the right-hand one in and sometimes on those days I have to have a conversation at work or etc with a man who's got an earring in just his left ear and there's a kind of wonderful feeling of. Well, you know, here the both of us are
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the new avi is one of the illustrations from the zine btw lmao. Just look at his little face......
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Ben Wurgaft @benwurgaft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thoreau's bit about bewaring all enterprises that require new clothes is utter rubbish; you should instead seek them out.
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
printing zines and thinking about this completely inscrutable meme i made a few years ago. Yeagh
the "I understand that a very popular personality to perform rn is like 'glamorous philosopher' but some of you are stupid" tweet edited to replace "glamorous philosopher" with "early modern pamphleteer" and "stupid" with "postmodern"
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
getting really into pasta
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(which some do expound the wisdom, some sensuality, some the affection, some the desire, of the flesh)
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me texting to ask if my friends wanna hang out
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baby cigarette @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i dont care if your ugly or suck at something you dont get to hate yourself. cut that shit out
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm Not Done Tweeting About Charles Wesley
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Popeye Otaku @popeyeotaku.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
mods asleep post Gay Yearning Popeye
Popeye looking with unparalleled yearning at a photo of Bluto
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
bigjay039
That was interesting. Thanks!
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
also you get a free boiled onion out of it. I got just wild plans what to do with my boiled onion
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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jenny Holzer with speech bubble indicating she’s saying the quoted post
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
on it boss
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
kind of upsetting how perfect the three-ingredient marcella tomato sauce still is. you just cannot beat the classics
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 20/09/2026
so what if it’s a social contagion? I hope it is. and I hope it gets more contagious every year
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Samuel Day Wharton @fakeourway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@ezhang77.bsky.social from A City Bursts Inside Me #SmallPoemSunday @tomsnarsky.bsky.social
Density
You walk your home inside your fist. At night, the rain sleeps twice as fast. In your coat pocket are a key and a decoy. It is because of the density, repeating and alone.
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no context sacred harp @sacredharpbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thy soul-cheering presence restore,
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ira @lashonhara.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the funny thing about the gay/trans sexual nostalgia archives fetish is that i thought we all knew archives were kind of evil
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
another thing that happens to me is most sunday mornings early phil christman sends out one of his henry james newsletters and basically every week i look at it in my inbox and cannot stop myself from having the thought "brother, you and i are both supposed to be at church right now"
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spam, a javelin that hums with power @spammm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
shelved by genre borges bonus episode
elizabeth holmes looking extremely earnest and intense with the subtitle "i just realized Cuppy Dog City is the Zahir."nathan fielder looking intense ans bewildered with the subtitle "I don't - what in god's name is that?"elizabeth holmes looking extremely earnest and intense with the subtitle "i wanna go....do you remember everyteenagers?"nathan fielder looking bewildered but sort of smiling like he's not sure how to handle the person he's talking to without being attacked
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Tom Snarsky @tomsnarsky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
William Bronk
BLOOD PRESSURE

You can’t get blood, they say, out of a stone.
They don’t press hard enough. You can if you do.
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
currently folding and stapling copies of a very quick/lazy "let's see if i can remember how to do this even" zine thats literally, yk, one sheet, two poems and some pictures and a) i am kind of remembering how to do this b) what i forgot is how fucking Powerful it can make you feel
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i get it
A sleeping mallard ca. 1650-1675 India (from the Morgan Library & Museum website, Indian Miniatures collection)
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the problem is you hang out with church people too much and everybody's always trying to talk to you about the maddy prior and the carnival band albums of hymns and carols but NOBODY wants to talk to you about the maddy prior and the carnival band album of drinking songs and dance tunes,
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i made the most beautiful chicken and rice situation you've ever seen. don't talk to me or carly or my chanterelles ever again
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Of the Unworthiness of the Ministers,
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t help but think that if you’d listened to both CDs of Legends of the Hammer Dulcimer in their entirety like I’d asked then we wouldn’t need to have this discussion
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
home alone listening to new carly rae and reconstituting some dried chanterelles. Thats what im doing right now if anybody wants to come over
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nikk @nikk.ca · 19/09/2026
you can not kill me. i said no killsies
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