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A spirit, a spirit: he says his name's poor Tom. Gay folkie & poet.

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Multitude Container @zbs.bsky.social · 20m
when a newspaper partners with a university to do polling, the goal is to find a university with a name that sounds like a small hamlet that Samwise Gamgee offhandedly insults and then never mentions again
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 16h
obvious joke, what i'm actually thinking about is the ftm gay guy internal tendency to overcompensate on this by telling each other that Cis Gay Guys Don't Read Or Like M/M Fiction By Women. Like well i get it but i think cis guys have a range of feelings and perspectives on this just like we do <3
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 16h
of course i like m/m written by women it's just the women have to be lesbians w some kinda unpleasant and homophobic political beliefs. and thats what makes the m/m good
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 23h
Jeanne Dielman peeling those potatoes
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fact of the matter is Mr Bean is acting like an absolute asshole in this hospital waiting room
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Seven Stories Press @sevenstories.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The blustery rain this weekend drowned out our book fair plans, so we’re consoling ourselves with a sitewide sale. For the next five days - until October 3rd - take 30% off everything on our website! sevenstories.com
simple illustration of figures dancing and holding hands with the word “SALE !” superimposed on top of them
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no context sacred harp @sacredharpbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then I will sing more sweet, more loud,
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when i open grindr it's with one aim in mind: trying to classically condition myself into having a sexual response to mobile game ads. It's unclear why that's a goal of mine but i'm very committed
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/10/2026
The wrong people are telling the pope to shut the fuck up. And for the wrong reasons
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
becoming an over the garden wall hater purely on the strength of "pottsfield cm" (which is on my feeds pretty often at this time of year) not actually being in common meter. you can't just say that things are in common meter
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If nothing else it's very efficient writing
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am not saying that i think bryan fuller understood what autism was. That would be absurd. Nevertheless i consider this to be good representation
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we've all told a lot of jokes but it really is hard to overstate the degree to which the first onscreen interaction b/t jack and will on nbc hannibal is jack going Hi. I hear you have Autism and will going It is true that i have Autism
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
:(
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i mean i do want to hear about a secondary world in the sense that i like portal fantasies but that's another way of saying the same thing, in that having there be guys there from my world that i know about already is maybe load-bearing there
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i like sff but i think accepting that i like it more the more it is grounded in Recognizably, The World, Where Me And My Friends Live. pastfuturealternate earths yes up to a point but i dont want to hear about a secondary world or, in the sf case, a planet, unless the sentences are Very good(?)
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
follow for more kinsey six insights
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking again about "sometimes a person can be bisexual [NEED TO CHECK THIS]"
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you might think i would have something to say about this one. but i don't. i don't have anything to say at all
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no context sacred harp @sacredharpbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He kindly embraced me, and sweetly He kissed me,
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah. Yeah
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i really did used to dress like this pre-op though. you can't conceive the number of shirts i used to be wearing at basically all times. in the heat of summer as well
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
ROY ORBISON: *age 20, after performing for Sam Philips* what do you think, sir? SAM PHILIPS: son, when I hear your voice I think - is that a ghost? am I dead? is this hell? we're gonna make you a star
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
any cis guys who actually do this are stealing pre-op transmasc valor. No i didnt read the article i dont care enough to circumvent paywall i just wanted to do a little transgender joke
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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a YouTube comment from TheMrdangles16 that says "it couldn't be going worse Keith"
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you don't know who that is i envy you incalculably
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
flashing for the first time in years to the time i went to a talk given by douglas gresham, who was in the states at the time for no clear reason. man has a superficial charm but vibe in the the room as he got more and more homophobic was one of the funnier atmosphere shifts i've ever experienced
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not brave enough to rt but this is really good
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
never bought an actual print but the one I printed out myself and somehow I still have the same printout tacked on my bulletin board like five moves later is this one btw
asofterworld strip with text "You are never so low that you deserve to be lower."
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God if I look at lrt too long i am going to cry straight-up lol <3
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love a softer world so much. i have a print of this one hanging in my room
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shorter sacred harp: Would God Still Love Me If I Were A Worm
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a cube in the sky there died an Anti-Hobbit.
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
strong agree lol
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
picking up my bone folder [it's not a real bone one, i'm a pseud] and murmuring "the sinister zinester is here to fold your bones." Murmuring this every single time
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
in practice my arriving at this was a matter of 'cinnamon is boring, ginger overpowering, housemate dislikes nutmeg, acids stain you, drugs cause cramp,' but it really did work
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
another culinary tip is that galangal powder goes gangbusters as the warming spice in an apple crisp or similar
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and to be totally clear. i think that that is beautiful
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you're welcome! it means im allowed to say literally whatever
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sometimes when I post like this im like Man what am i doing the person who runs the bot can see all this. And then i remember i run the bot and i'm allowed to say whatever
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Jude @gaffelet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
orson welles made his best work when he was fattest. roberto rossellini was fat. i don't have more examples in mind yet but i do think it's interesting. cinema is a fat man's medium
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i have such a bad problem with these where on the one hand my first instinct is to do the no-context joke and be like Yeah we've all been there. But then im like Well on the other hand it is literally true about Our Lord. Synthesis is that. As previously established. i am gay for our lord
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my prescription is simple, says the doctor. you must kill and eat the great clown pagliacci
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"it feels like william blake is yelling at you" It Feels Exactly Like You Are Getting Yelled At By William Blake
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is what it feels like to wake up after having danced from 20:00 til 5:00 and then slept til ~7:30 btw
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
almost always wear earrings in both ears but some days I do put just the right-hand one in and sometimes on those days I have to have a conversation at work or etc with a man who's got an earring in just his left ear and there's a kind of wonderful feeling of. Well, you know, here the both of us are
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t. @hapax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the new avi is one of the illustrations from the zine btw lmao. Just look at his little face......
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Ben Wurgaft @benwurgaft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thoreau's bit about bewaring all enterprises that require new clothes is utter rubbish; you should instead seek them out.
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